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bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
For those who enjoy language (or severe distortions thereof):

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Definition of a will: A dead give away.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Bobby Bland


pabloescabar Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
if you choke a chicken will it spew ?
dapperdan Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-18-2004
Posts: 2,847
Blood and Pablo, not to change the subject, funny though. I just want to see if Rick is a man of his word . Let me know if or ever you get the video (dandapper at adelphia dot net)
dapperdan Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-18-2004
Posts: 2,847
dapperdan

when he dovened (sp) for his first or second number i liked his voice. when he stood up to talk, he bored me almost immediatly with his fake yiddish info about the catskill. my father worked the catskills in the late 30's and this schmuck must have played and sang at hotels that didn't have a pool.

when he started to testify, i was gone.

sorry to be unappreciative, but what is, is. i'm going to send a copy to pablo in hawaii and the original to blood. both of them are christians, but pablo speask a little yiddish. when i asked him about it he said i though it was like spanish and everyone can speak a little spanish.

don't confuse pablo's pidgen english with his ability to speak, what we call real english. the man is something more then he pretends to be.

blood, bloody spaniard is another cool dude, like you. i didn't even know you are jewish. some of my best friends are jews.

i do like all the cigars
bloody spaniard Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Hi dapperdan! Very nice to meet you. Thanks for the kind words but I'm not sure that I understand...Sounds like I'll have to bone up on my Ladino.

Dan, Rick is a repository of eclectic information/items. I have a mechanical bird from him that flaps its wings, hanging in my den. I named him Rico. Among other things that he has generously sent me, I also received a cigar holder. I use it when I wear my ripped smoking jacket, and eyepiece (a la Col. Clink). Then I have my wife address me as "The Count".

Pablo is a great botl--clever too. Remember, "two wongs don't make a white"? LOL
I have gone up several pant sizes thanks to him.

Keep in touch (mdi at maranatha dot net)

blood
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