Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several
years ago a Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol,
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All
I had left to work with was the horse's ass and some war medals.
Now he's running as the Democratic nominee for President of the
United States.
