^ it would have made a great video ...
- she lit the road flare
- got scared
- threw it to me
- I missed it
- it fell and the end broke off and went into the side of my shoe, melting my sock to my foot and buring my shoe and foot
- Wife yelled "The Pool, The Pool" ... so, being in pain I went to stick my foot in the pool and fell in ...
- Wife, with all of her wisdom - picked up and threw the flare into the pool as well ... but she didn't know that a magnesium based flare would burn underwater ...
- Road Flare $4.99
- Socks $6.00
- Pool liner $ ???
- explaining all of this to the Doctor .... priceless