Attitude clean-up, aisle 5!
Funny.
#25 That's a little messed up. I was at our local grocery store a few days ago. Saw that some idiot decided they didn't want a tube of Pillsbury rolls, and rather than walk the 30 feet back to the display with the rest, just dropped it in the freezer case, amidst the frozen veggie section. I thought about taking it out for the store's sake, but I was worried the tube might blow up.
#26 Hey! That's some pretty good stuff. Basically a rather dry lime-flavored soda that isn't very sweet. It's pretty good.
#28 Hey, when you unpucker that butthole, go look up the word "whitless". Then, when you can't find it, go look up the proper spelling, witless.