I'll try to reply all in one post.
lou2row: Hopefully it never gets that far to need one of those threads.
rfenst: I hear you but eventually you get to a point where you just have to get it past you. That and my wife, father and brother have let me know that they are worried.
JadeRose: It was very surreal. It's not what hot woman are supposed to say.
pacman357: How did I know you would be the one that would try to profit from my ass? Nice titles though.
MACS: But if it did feel like you had crapped a canteloupe than it wouldn't take you long to endure a story like the one above to get it fixed, right?
herfsnipe: I've come to grips with my ass and the female doctor. I finally realized, this is what these people want to do with their life. If it wasn't my ass they were raping it'd be someone else's.
tj2001cobra: yes
davidfortune: I agree with your advise to everyone in that it's obvious that probably most of us should take better care of ourselves than what we do now. Maybe I'm wrong, I know I haven't taken care of myself though.
ScottHar: Me and the Doc have an understanding; we both know it's hers now.
Kawak: I'm glad y'all had a laugh together.
simmons_j_m: I'm glad the entire room had a laugh together.
donutboy2000: email me about said pain med. I'm interested and haven't heard of it.
[email protected] jetblasted: Jet, you'd be proud. Other than fainting I didn't cry or anything.
echo4alpha: Exactly! A little worried about that.
MCpapa: I'm glad you liked the story of events. I'm going back to school to get a Journalism degree, your words are encouraging.
JDELLLL: Not a copy and paste. It is an actual timeline of events with the possibility of exaggeration in my head due to embarrassment and sheer terror.
andytv: You are hitting on a topic that I left out of the timeline but at 4:49pm the saying you can't see the forrest through the trees took on a new meaning. I'm a lumber jack down there.
Mattie B: I'm on my feet with a job now mattie and can admit that I probably flew off the handle when I had to leave the cigar shop, using your girlfriend to point my aggravations at. I apologize for bringing her into this, should have never happened. Now can I make fun of you while I make fun of me?
Goathead50: You'd of hit Dr. Moore.
LadyHay: Sometimes I forget that their are ladies here at Cbid. I apologize for everything you wish you never knew about my broken trap-door.
USAHOG: I'm ashamed of that myself. It would have atleast shown I was alive, but instead I just sat their on the pot like an 80yr old man.
bloody spaniard: I appreciate your kind words.
pgje51: White coat; and not the white coat that the hot doctors wear on t.v.
teedubbya: Negative. Oatmeal doesn't change my tiny ****. But I see what you're saying. For the record, oatmeal kicks ass.
Thank you for your well wishes and prayers:
bsevern
chiefburg
8trackdisco
big chief
seaborn
J.Redleg
puffdaddy63
Stickbow
Baron Porthos
nine999
Goathead50