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smithbw Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 2:09 PM EST
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Greetings All,

I would like to get at least one of these. Seems that I burned the last one that I had.

I can offer a wide variety of sticks in return. Including, but not limited to, the ones from the dark side.

Thanks for looking.



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tngchief at hotmail dot com
xibbumbero Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 3:07 PM EST
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Wish I could help Billy,cause that would mean I had some myself. An auction just closed on that Y site for a Padron Humidor with 80 Millenniun cigars. I believe it went for a little over 2K. X
emgjet Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 3:21 PM EST
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Sorry Bro. Billy,

Those, I don't have.

Ed
docrks Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 3:43 PM EST
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Bro. Billy -

The smokes I have with the word Millenium in them say Davidoff, Ramon y Ramon and CAO (Coffin). I would have wagered large American $$$ that there were some Padron Mills in the company stores.
I assure you that this matter is not over - I will haul my Supply Sgt. in tomorrow 06:30 (Z-5) to explain this situation -- Article 15 already started on her over this incident -- Hell Hath No Fury like a man who thought he had a prize Padron - but now can't seem to find it !!!
Any of the above of interest -- I know they ain't Padron Mills - but they ain't bad.
BMW Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 3:44 PM EST
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Sorry here too Billy, I've only got one left and I'm saving it for the next millenium, DOH!

Barry
jd1 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 4:18 PM EST
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Hey bro; my two hounds are on it right now and if those two dachshunds can't find you a Milly nobody can! I checked my homing device around their necks and far as I can tell, they've made it to Southern Ave where I last saw our directive...I just hope their little legs can hold out for the return trip...
echo4alpha Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 12:17 AM EST
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Billy,

E-mail sent.

Regards,
Mike
smithbw Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 12:27 AM EST
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Now This is Brotherhood! Thank you "All" for responding to my plea.

Life don't get any better than that! Even if I don't get the cigar, what matters is that everyone responded!

Mega Hooah!



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can2_jm Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 3:40 AM EST
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respond

ooooorah!
cruiser Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 4:43 AM EST
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My blind and deaf 17year old beagle is on her way the nose still works fine.Amen
docrks Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:07 AM EST
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Bro. Billy,

After exhaustive questioning of obviously confused Supply Sgt. regarding "your" missing Padron Mill - I have moved out to take the following actions:

1. Refered the matter to my legal clerk to determine which article of the MCM (Manual for Courts Martial) (2000 Edition) best suits the violation . In this case, I have asked the clerk to look at articles 92 (Failure to obey an order or regulation); 98 (noncompliance with procedural rules) article 99 (Misbehavior Before the enemy - OK this one's a stretch but it adds to the humor) or article 134 (general article).

2. Once my clerk narrows it down, I'll determine the appropriate level of infraction/punishment. I may refer charges for disposition under the UCMJ (Uniformed Code of Military Justice) for either Court Martial or "Nonjudicial Punishment" (Article 15 because it is addressed under article 15 of the MCM).

3. Then we'll have to determine that the charges will be disposed of under the Article 15 process.
I'm probably looking at a Summary Grade Article 15 --- the Company Grade takes too big of a cut out of the pay check and retirement benefits -- besides - this may really tick her off and then my Dinner and very nicely cleaned house might suffer..

It's just like a bicycle Billy -- you never forget how to do this stuff !!!! HOOAH.
smithbw Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:12 AM EST
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Brothers Roman & Steve - You both are "Way" out there. I laughed so hard that my sides hurt...Thank you both very much!

Roman - A little advice, go easy on the supply people because "Nothing moves until they do!"

Mega Hooah!


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docrks Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:14 AM EST
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Especially since this Supply Sgt. has a wedding ring that looks identical to mine asnd my kids call her "Mom" !!!!!
smithbw Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:32 AM EST
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LMAO...
xibbumbero Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 7:33 AM EST
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LMAO. X
jd1 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 8:02 AM EST
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LOLOLOL! My stomach hurts already! Stop STOP!
smithbw Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 8:12 AM EST
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I just had to read this one again...

Roman - you are going to jail and you will not be bailed out...

I hurt soooooo much!
tonester666 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 8:49 AM EST
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I never read this since I did not have the gars but I am glad I did. I like this humor much better than the posts that have occurred in the recent past.
turnberry Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 8:54 AM EST
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Billy:
I happen to have two. And in honor of your esteemed stature and good guy status I will cover you.

Email sent.
smithbw Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2003, 9:28 AM EST
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turnberry - Woo-Hooo!

Thank You My Brother! I hope that I can offer you something in return that you are interested in.

Regards,


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cruiser Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 12:33 AM EST
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Well my old beagle sniffed a box of 100 milleniums,however the owner will only sale the whole box/humindor for 2700 bucks and I really dont wont to spend that for 100 cigars of 1Brand.Well send the dog out again sniffing for singles.Amen
smithbw Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 2:53 AM EST
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Steve,

You are the man my brohter, thanks for all of your hard work on this one!

Regards,


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al'Thor Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 4:37 AM EST
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Wow. I'm beginning to think that we need a Turnberry Pass! What else has this guy got in his vault?? : )
turnberry Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 9:35 AM EST
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Hmmmm......Interesting thought. Let's revisit the topic after the holidays are over. You never know.
turnberry Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 9:37 AM EST
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Hmmmm......Interesting thought. Let's revisit the topic after the holidays are over. You never know.
jd1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 9:41 AM EST
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I hear tell that a cutie named Milly is headed to Germany to visit the living legend smithbw...get ready bro, 'cause she's bring her friend PAM with her...
jd1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 9:42 AM EST
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oh..forgot...BBWWWWaahahahahahahahahaha!
smithbw Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 9:53 AM EST
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Wooo-Hooo! JD1 - You are a great BOTL there is no way that I will be able to repay your gratitude. However, I will give it a try. =)

Pee-Pee Dance - Now for the hard part waiting....

jd1 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 10:55 AM EST
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You've done so on more occasions than I can count! Enjoy....so which hottie you gonna do first? Milly or PAM?....
turnberry Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 12:32 PM EST
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I'm sure by now it has occured to him he can do Milly, and then PAM. And then Milly again. Maybe we need to send oxygen as well.
smithbw Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Nov 20 2003, 1:40 PM EST
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You guys are simply awesome....

No doubt about it and I will "Return your Generosity". I will do the PAM first and the Melli on Thanks Giving. Because this year I have a lot to be thankful for!

Especailly the "Brotherhood"!

Mega Hooah,


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turnberry Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Nov 21 2003, 6:53 AM EST
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Package on the way Billy. I'll email you the confirm# shortly.
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