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wer Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Aug 24 2003, 4:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-13-2003
Posts: 1,633
Get ready ye scurvy tuxedo wearing cur, there be canon fire off the leeward bow tomorrow morning and I'm sending a wooden box to bury ye in too. Aaaargh!
wer Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Aug 24 2003, 4:56 PM EST
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oops, missed a "c" oh well, book learning never helped with raping and pillaging anyhow.
wer Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Aug 25 2003, 4:41 AM EST
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Did I write this garrulous tripe? Penguin, package goes out today.
al'Thor Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Aug 25 2003, 4:51 AM EST
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Well, thanks, wer.... I've been straining my brain to figure out who the heck you were talking to (and what the heck you're saying....) : )

Arrgg!! Well shiver me timbers and blow me down!!!
Penguin13 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Aug 25 2003, 4:53 AM EST
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Posts: 1,546
Aaarrgghhh...No scurvy dog be sinkin my ship! Return fire!! You best be gettin ready to walk the plank! Ya-Harrr!!!

KC
wer Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Aug 25 2003, 11:14 AM EST
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Priority Buc packages sent to Penguin and Phenix (my featherless friends).

Penguin13 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Aug 26 2003, 4:29 AM EST
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Avast ye matey. I be sendin' ye a bounty a treasure today (01038555749046066300) Remember, (opus)"X" marks the spot. Aaarrgghhhhhh!!!

KC
JustDanD Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Aug 26 2003, 5:04 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2003
Posts: 748
OK, Since Slim is busy..

You're having too much fun here, guys! This is a cigar forum, not a playground. Now grow up!

(Just funnin' Slim.)

Now "I" actually like this thread. Wer is a very generous man. I still have some sticks from him from a trade done many months ago. OK. Done jacking the thread. Was bored at work.

Oh yeah.. Aaaarrrgg!

Dan (JustDanD)
wer Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Aug 26 2003, 5:50 AM EST
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mmmm, treasure. Me eyes is twinkling with anticipation.
Penguin13 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 27 2003, 10:47 AM EST
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(Losing the pirate accent)
Wer - I tip my hat to you my man! This was my first trade with this most generous BOTL. I asked for a couple bucaneros that I can't get here and he sends me a box of twelve!! Z's, Salsa's, Crew's, Classico's, Peg Legs's, and 6 Texas Stars!! That not including the other bag that had 4 choice smokes in it. I asked what he wanted in return and his response was what ever you see fit. This, was of course, before I knew what he was sending me. I hope my half of the trade lives up to your standards :) Thanks again my man. I'm firing up ONE of the Texas Stars tonight!!

KC

BTW - Aaarrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
wer Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 27 2003, 11:07 AM EST
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Call me Ishmael.
wer Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 27 2003, 11:10 AM EST
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KC,
Glad they arrived safely and you are happy. It was my pleasure.

Yo, ho, ho.......Arrrargh!!!
BMW Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 27 2003, 4:37 PM EST
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Way to shiver the timbers Bucaneo Bill!!!

Barry
wer Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 28 2003, 5:27 PM EST
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I went the mailbox with much anticipation this evening and certainly was not disappointed.

Perhaps it is my proximity to Galveston, but I approached this Bucanero trade with the spirit of the gentleman pirate Lafitte. Apparently they do things differently in Chicago (bunch a mobsters). Penguin bombs me with a large assortment including Aston VSG, Torano 1959, JdN, FF Opus X, AF 858 SG, Partagas ISOM and so on.....Plus he threw in a cutter and cbid matches!

Well, I figured if he's not gonna play fair who can I get some advice from on how to win?
I decided to travel down the street and seek the wisdom of "the Hammer." Tom suggested that I call a special session and keep calling them as long as necessary until I win the trade. Perhaps we will have to realign the boundaries around the trade, but we can keep doing it until I look better and get my own way. So, be wary Kevin. We're not finished and if you ever come to Texas I'm afraid I'll have to place you under house arrest (where you'll smoke and drink my best:).

Thanks much my friend
Penguin13 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Aug 28 2003, 6:04 PM EST
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Very glad you approve :) From what I gather from the boards, you deserve every one of those smokes. I emailed you out of the blue and asked for some bucs and you came through, no questions asked. In fact, you really didn't tell me what you wanted in return :) So, I just figured I would take matters into my own hands, Chicago Style :) Thanks again for the Bucs and I look forward to trading (bombing) with you again!!

KC
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