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gr8stag Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 6 2003, 10:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2002
Posts: 152
Ropeman has started the bombing run, and he is one mathematically challenged individual. Many thanks and yours are on their way as we share not only the same month but the same day.
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#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 7 2003, 5:31 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2002
Posts: 509
I can relate! I am still recovering from Ropemans bomb and builing one for retaliation so beware. It happened weeks ago and my recovery has been making progress as I smoke one fine cigar after the other. Thanks Rope
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#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 7 2003, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 11-28-2001
Posts: 1,231
Mark,

Beware of the Eastern Sky's as my missiles have been launched your way.

Ed
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#4 Posted: Sun, Aug 10 2003, 10:13 PM EST
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I will beware thanks for the heads up.
gr8stag Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Aug 12 2003, 10:42 PM EST
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Posts: 152
What a great HERF this is shaping up to be!!!!DONATION UPDATE::::::
Packages coming from:
Eric Newman
Torano
Cigars International
more info to follow

** edited due to competitor references
gr8stag Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Aug 12 2003, 10:44 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2002
Posts: 152
wrong post sorry!
Post should read:
Mailbox sustains major damage and postal carrier out on disability leave caused by mathematically challenged individual code name Rocco. LOL this is shaping up to be a birthday to be remebered over and over and over again every time I light up. Many thanks and can't wait to return the favor!!!
rmarrandino Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 13 2003, 3:49 AM EST
Joined: 12-07-2002
Posts: 893
Have a great birthday and I hope you enjoy the smokes.

Rocco
gr8stag Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 13 2003, 10:33 PM EST
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Posts: 152
Mailcarrier sustains major injuries when two bombs exploded prematurely when dropped in mailbaox. The ATF guys just finished the interrogation and I told them "I KNOW NUTHING" (insert german accent) about a Mr Smith with an APO address or a Peters from Wisconsin. The carrier should be allowed to return to light duty in about six months, maybe. If anyone knows anything about Peters and Smith tell them to contact an attorney to find out what the monetary awards are for a severed limb, I think it was a leg and a fwe fingers or maybe a hand.
Iceman219 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 14 2003, 1:41 PM EST
Joined: 07-13-2002
Posts: 204
LOL @ Gr8stag
Enjoy and Happy Birthday!
Mike
smithbw Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 4:50 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
LMAO @ gr8stag - I am happy that the intended target was reached and wish you a very happy birthday.

I hope the selection of gars are the right ones for your taste.

Regards,



B
gr8stag Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Aug 19 2003, 9:54 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2002
Posts: 152
Billy, I couldn't have done any better even if I picked them myself.
gr8stag Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Aug 19 2003, 10:01 PM EST
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Just replaced destroyed mailbox and sent candy and flowers to the mail carrier in the hospital, who is doing much better, thanks for asking. I get home only to find a postal inspector tapping his foot and looking at another mailbox in pieces. I understand that the relief carrier is now sharing a room with my regular carrier while recovering from teh latest bombing run that originated in Dearborn,MI and Cumming, IA. Doug and Lauren plaese expect a visst from the postal inspector in your area regarding the bombs that were sent. The relief carrier escaped with only a few minor cuts from the shrapnel, I think I heard something about 15-20 stitches.
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#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2003, 10:36 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2002
Posts: 152
Bombs landed from Divnmyk and Penguin13 thanks for the great sticks.
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