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Peckerhead Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 12:33 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Yes, it is an excellent revenue idea. Stop selling cigars, and watch people post for free.

You are a true capitalist.


Who said anything about them stopping selling cigars??
..they're selling the hell outta them! ..haven't slowed down one bit as far as I can tell.
I don't think you really know how capitalism works.

In true capitalist fashion, they are creating "buzz" and "attention", Google clicks man! Internetz traffic. People, LIKE ME, that despite having a delayed order from the 10th, went ahead and ordered more. LIKE AN IDIOT I might add. It's bad enough the site is like crack so I damned sure don't need to be spending more time here! The noobs and all these damned bidders you see driving up the prices definitely haven't been bothered.
steveseidel Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:04 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Yes, it is an excellent revenue idea. Stop selling cigars, and watch people post for free.

You are a true capitalist.

Have you always been this big of a douche bag ? Or is this a new hobby you just picked up?
MACS Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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steveseidel wrote:
Have you always been this big of a douche bag ? Or is this a new hobby you just picked up?


You must be new here... everyone knows he's always been a douche bag.
teedubbya Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:24 AM EST
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With all the delays etc. these whiny assed bassards could have ordered and already had delivered good cigars from over seas
MACS Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:54 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
With all the delays etc. these whiny assed bassards could have ordered and already had delivered good cigars from over seas


Yeaup.
victor809 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:57 AM EST
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I heard they monitor this thread ... if they see your name posting here complaining about the shipping time they take your order and put 1 out of every 5 of your cigars down the azz crack of the fattest, hairiest guy in the warehouse for one shift... sorry guys...this extra service takes time to perform.
teedubbya Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 11:23 AM EST
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Drafter pays extra for that
KingoftheCove Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 11:28 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter pays extra for that

Ha!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 11:31 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter is paid extra for that


Huh
teedubbya Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 11:39 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Drafter pays me extra for that



freaks
SmokeMonkey Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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It's only freaky the first time you do it.
frankj1 Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:14 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You must be new here... everyone knows he's always been a douche bag.

and now 8 will sing "I'm rubber and you're glue"...
teedubbya Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:21 PM EST
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8 and macs sure play some sick games
RMAN4443 Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:28 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You must be new here... everyone knows he's always been a douche bag.

I too am a member of the Brotherhood of the Douche.........the patch on my vest says so
It's always nice to meet a Brother...... Hello there 8.........I'm sure you know the secret call........
Be a Dou-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



Sarcasm
opelmanta1900 Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:31 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I too am a member of the Brotherhood of the Douche.........the patch on my vest says so
It's always nice to meet a Brother...... Hello there 8.........I'm sure you know the secret call........
Be a Dou-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



Sarcasm


isn't the "e" in douche silent? how do you hold it for so long? do you just stand there with your mouth open for a long time at the end of your sentence?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:31 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:32 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
isn't the "e" in douche silent? how do you hold it for so long? do you just stand there with your mouth open for a long time at the end of your sentence?


+1 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Applause

Frying pan
steveseidel Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:35 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I too am a member of the Brotherhood of the Douche.........the patch on my vest says so
It's always nice to meet a Brother...... Hello there 8.........I'm sure you know the secret call........
Be a Dou-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



Sarcasm

If someone knows they're a douche, it's actually acceptable. Thanks for manning up
steveseidel Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:38 PM EST
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Finally got through to CI. Software issues. At least they're still in businesses
sprimav Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:41 PM EST
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Received an opened box. Emailed them and got no response. Called and the number is not working. WTF?!? I just want a good box.
RMAN4443 Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:42 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
isn't the "e" in douche silent? how do you hold it for so long? do you just stand there with your mouth open for a long time at the end of your sentence?


That's why we call it a "secret" call.........and because it's a secret I can't tell you.......I wanted to,and almost did, but I cannot violate the "secret" of the Dou-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Beer
opelmanta1900 Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:44 PM EST
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sprimav wrote:
Received an opened box. Emailed them and got no response. Called and the number is not working. WTF?!? I just want a good box.




Ya, sorry man they've been opening boxes and doing random testing on 1 out of every 5... someone explains it in more detail somewhere in this thread... they're good for smoking... but maybe just give em a quick wipe...
MACS Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:46 PM EST
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What's wrong with an opened box? As long as none of the cigars are broken, who cares if it has been opened?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#74 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:48 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
What's wrong with an opened box? As long as none of the cigars are broken, who cares if it has been opened?


+1

I would rather receive an opened box that they checked for some reason or another rather than a box they dropped or something and didn't check to make sure all the cigars were okay before shipping them.
dstieger Offline
#75 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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lol....sprimav, don't ever buy any Cubans....wow
Peckerhead Offline
#76 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:37 PM EST
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..hmmm.
Come to think of it?
My cutter I received the other day was slightly ajar.
Looked like somebody might have played with it!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#77 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:39 PM EST
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sprimav wrote:
Received an opened box. Emailed them and got no response. Called and the number is not working. WTF?!? I just want a good box.


Maybe this post should be in the #firstworldproblems thread....
SMOKEYOU Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
lol....sprimav, don't ever buy any Cubans....wow


I concur... i had to see if anyone else said this...
frankj1 Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:20 PM EST
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I used to request the cubans be inspected for mold etc. before shipping.
yalcinbeykoz Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:49 AM EST
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So any official response or idea about what's going on with the orders that are not getting proccessed?
SMOKEYOU Offline
#81 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:56 AM EST
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I have an idea but you wont wany to hear it.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:56 AM EST
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I have an idea but you wont want to hear it.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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yalcinbeykoz wrote:
So any official response or idea about what's going on with the orders that are not getting proccessed?

They're not closed, but they're definitely out of cigars... they should be restocked in a couple of months...
yalcinbeykoz Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 1:55 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
They're not closed, but they're definitely out of cigars... they should be restocked in a couple of months...


Thanks for the info. Hope they start shipping soon...
bgz Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 2:13 PM EST
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sprimav wrote:
Received an opened box. Emailed them and got no response. Called and the number is not working. WTF?!? I just want a good box.


So the box that holds your dog turds (cheap cigars) wasn't in the best of shape and you want them to ship you another box?

Doesn't compute... you don't smoke the box, throw it away.
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 2:23 PM EST
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Maybe he wants to make a new purse out of it... Mellow
qmech Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 7:53 PM EST
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56 Victor...I see.. I guess that explains Peckerhead's fascination with dark sharks ???
Q
Peckerhead Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 9:33 PM EST
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..mmmmmm dark sharks. Such fond memories.

If only I had one.
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