Man walks into a bar and sits down next to a cute blonde. Casually glances at her, then looks at his watch.
Blonde says, "Is your date running late?"
Man replies, no... I got this smart watch here. It speaks to me telepathically.
Blonde asks, "So what is it telling you now?"
Man replies, Well it says you're not wearing any panties... is that so?
Blonde says, "It must be broken, because I am wearing panties."
Man taps his watch and says, oh... sh1t... it's an hour ahead.