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Gurkha Centurion Double Perfecto
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Hoke Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 4:47 PM EST
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Worst cigar I ever bought. I am usually very happy with Gurkha. These suck. It is a chore to try and smoke these. No pleasure at all
Ram27 Online
#2 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 4:52 PM EST
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Totally shocking 😳
jeebling Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 4:58 PM EST
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I can’t imagine ever buying another Gurkha.
Palama Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 5:14 PM EST
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Hoke wrote:
Worst cigar I ever bought. I am usually very happy with Gurkha. These suck. It is a chore to try and smoke these. No pleasure at all


Hope Frankie doesn’t see this…. Crying
Speyside2 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 5:19 PM EST
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Tony will be along shortly.
KingoftheCove Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 5:49 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
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You don’t like the hobo piss and newspaper flavors?
Been here 12 years and still buying Gurkhas?

We thank you for keeping the lights on….
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 5:58 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
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They are fairly good - at least 2 per hundred. I haven't smoked one in years and will never buy them again.

I hope Frank sees this.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 6 2024, 6:17 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
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Have you tried smoking one nude while staring into DrafterX’s dreamy eyes?

That’s the only way to get pleasure from this particular cigar.
johnfs Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 9:31 AM EST
Joined: 01-01-2003
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I had these, they came in a cylindrical can package with a screw top metal lid packed in with scrap tobacco packing. At one time they had a free knife promo with the purchase of the can. That was a long time ago, I think the sultan has probably moved on to other brand, lol.
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 10:41 AM EST
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And wishing you could see his boobs…

I seen them once they are dreamy .
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 5:10 PM EST
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Can you see them through that thick man rug he has on that luscious chest?
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 5:39 PM EST
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Yes sir , you have to look closely it he has nipples big as a 50 cent piece under that rug . Let him get cold and they really shine.
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 5:56 PM EST
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Posts: 60,685
I really want a painting of Teedubya sitting In DrafterX’s lap, staring longingly into his eyes while he twirls the man sweater with his pointer finger.
jeebling Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 9:55 PM EST
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Z, how much are you willing to pay for it? Mine has more sentimental value than market value…not sure if I can let it go.
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 10:42 PM EST
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I have a handful of Gurkhas valued at $4000
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, May 8 2024, 11:03 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I have a handful of Gurkhas valued at $4000


I bet, with your shiny membership status as well as relationship with Mom, you were able to get them at 98.2% (or more) off of MSRP!
jeebling Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 9 2024, 10:18 AM EST
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😂
JGKAMIN Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 9 2024, 12:55 PM EST
Joined: 05-08-2011
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Hoke wrote:
Worst cigar I ever bought. I am usually very happy with Gurkha. These suck. It is a chore to try and smoke these. No pleasure at all

Yeah, but snagging that ultra premium cigar on that 95% off sale was too much to pass up…Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, May 9 2024, 7:42 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,296
can't bring myself to let his mother find out what became of Hokey.
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