Little Billy shows up to school one day, sporting a brand new fancy watch. All his classmates go wild over it, as it is the latest high end "techie" watch on the market. After school, Little Johnny asks him where he got it. Billy tells him that the other night, his mother was staying over at his grandmother's house because his grandmother was ill and his Mom was taking care of her. He said that during the night, he heard some strange sounds coming from his parents bedroom, and when he opened the door to investigate, he found his father in bed with the babysitter. His father told him that if he went back to his own room, and NEVER told his mother what he saw, he would buy him anything he wanted. Billy told his father that he wanted a watch. A few nights later, Little johnny hears noises coming from HIS parents bedroom, and he too investigates. When he opens his parents bedroom door, he finds his father in bed with the young next door neighbor. His father quickly tells him that if Johnny NEVER tells his mother what he just saw, he could have anything he wants. Johnny says, "I wanna watch". His father says, " Ehhhh, okay. Just go over there and sit in the corner and be very quiet !"
