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Navy Names Carrier After Former President Bush
CulleyJC52 Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 09-25-2002
Posts: 369
Hey Rick and CJ, Thumper??????????? I have thought for a long time that's all both of you have been doing, Thumping???????????????????? Maybe if you stopped for a second, you would really have something thoughtful to say.
jamesconnors Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2002
Posts: 378
what position do you think we would be in if gore got in? any opinions on the inventor of the internet?
E-Chick Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Squeal like a pig comes to mind...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,507
If Gore would've stole the election after Sept. 11th when he emerged out from under his desk. He would've had opinion polls conducted, and after the Buddhist monks consulted then it would be time to ask the Chineese government if it would be all right to talk in front of the UN. Not one troop would be in Afghanistan and the Taliban would still be in power. He would have Alec Baldwin stuffed in the Lincoln bedroom giving him advise on how to deal with "world problems" and he'd have daily teleconferences with Marty Sheen because he plays a President on TV and wears good suits. Babs would be there to croon him off to sleep every night and he could always call another "bubba" to hang out with. Billy so far removed from power would take any tablescrap Algore would throw. Janet Reno would STILL be vibrating as Attorney General and doing her best "Hear no evil,see no evil,speak no evil" act that she perfected the last 8 years. Enron, Global Crossing, K-Mart, Adelphia, United would've never filed Chapter 11. The stock market would be right where it is today but we'd be hearing a lot about it's correction, and that the worst is over. Like Billy most of Algore's Cabinet positions would still be unfilled. The Republican party would've swept everything from Senator,Congressman,Governor to Dog Catcher. And the last item...We'd all be eating a lot more Chineese food what with all of the free trade we would've locked down with Algore's coronation.
Charlie Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Well stated Doc, but you forgot Matt Damon and Tony Shalub as part of the advisory team!

Charlie
tailgater Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Dang!
Looks like you kids had some fun on this post and I missed it.
I'd like to join in the game, but it seems the ball went over the fence and Rick won't give it back.

Whether you liked or disliked George H.W. Bush's 4 years in office, he has led a distinguished life in the military and in politics. He should be proud, and we should be proud.
At least I know I am.
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