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Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 4:49 PM EST
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I've been on a lot of other cigar boards but none compare to this. The feeling of family, community and, quite frankly, love is truly heart-warming. I've only been here a short time but I really feel that I've found a home. I'm reminded of the first time I got sent to juvy. It was 120 days for, of all things, stealing my 8th grade teacher's purse. The idiot had gone to lunch and left it right on her desk. What a shock to find $625 in it (I think she must have been to the casino the night before or perhaps was about to pay her rent). Anyway, I used the money to buy the entire Metallica CD library as well as some "alternative" smoking materials. I quickly got caught and off I went. At first I was nervous but I eventually made friends with a good group of guys and we made the best of it. I felt a lot of love there. Sometimes I had to take that love by force but the important thing was I had human contact. That was the start of my 17 years in "the system." I'm trying to get over it but I still blame my 8th grade teacher for this. I pray that I don't run into her as I fear I could do something that would put me right back in. So I feel now that I'm among people who are just like me--people who have the same fears, goals, common interests and anger issues. Based on the recent photos from Cfest, it's clear we are not the prettiest bunch. That's really not important though. Regardless of our multiple chins, big swinging chicken arms and questionable hygiene, we are family. Honest, this isn't just the Millers and Vicodin talking. You're really a great bunch of people.
Warm regards,
Magwitch
FuzzNJ Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 5:01 PM EST
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Potts? I didn't know your father was still living.
edsbar60 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 5:24 PM EST
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Nice post, Magwitch.

Don't mind Fuzz, he was hatched so he feels a little left out sometimes.
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 6:06 PM EST
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People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
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Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
The next stop that we make will be soon
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well
People all over the world (you don't need no money)
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All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don't miss this train at the station
'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)
Join hands (join, come on)
Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (Come on)
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lluvia Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 6:37 PM EST
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too many mushrooms....
FuzzNJ Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 6:50 PM EST
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Mmmmm, mushrooms.
jackconrad Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, May 6 2010, 7:42 PM EST
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Mushrooms , Bunnies and Turtles Oh My !
blackfoot11 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 3:25 AM EST
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questionable hygiene=8trackdisco............
dkeage Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 3:34 AM EST
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^



NINE!
JohnE1000 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 3:36 AM EST
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"it’s clear we are not the prettiest bunch."

True dat!
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 7 2010, 4:38 AM EST
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The problem with 8Track is that he spackles when he wipes.
Old drywalling ways die hard.




Magwitch(sp?), it's not every day I feel so moved after reading a post. Thank you for opening up & reaching out to us.
Now put your tire iron down & come over here for a hug, ya condescending, thieving, rapist you.
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:24 PM EST
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blood and mag sittin in a tree
bloody spaniard Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:32 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
blood and mag sittin in a tree



Room for a religious bigot too! Come on over here ya big, narrow- minded galoot! Applause
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:34 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Room for a religious bigot too! Come on over here ya big, narrow- minded galoot! Applause


will there be butt rape?!?
MACS Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:43 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
will there be butt rape?!?


Only for the Catholics!
bloody spaniard Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:47 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
will there be butt rape?!?


Look at you- slicker than Ned Beatty's flabby, hairless ass in August heat. Just ask yourself, What would Auntie Mame want me to do?
She'd want you to save yourself for your industrial size anal beads.ThumpUp
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:51 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Look at you- slicker than Ned Beatty's flabby, hairless ass in August heat. Just ask yourself, What would Auntie Mame want me to do?
She'd want you to save yourself for your industrial size anal beads.ThumpUp


is that what they are calling the rosary now days?
bloody spaniard Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:55 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
is that what they are calling the rosary now days?



Wow. You're really bucking for a place near the front of the line to ... HELL!! Applause
But don't worry it doesn't exist.whip
Besides, I think Jesus got over your **** 'n giggles at His expense with your baking pan.Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:59 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Wow. You're really bucking for a place near the front of the line to ... HELL!! =d>
But don't worry it doesn't exist.whip
Besides, I think Jesus got over your **** 'n giggles at His expense with your baking pan.Anxious



Blood chillin' blaspheme outrage!!!!!!!! I'm not all that worried about Catholic dogma. If they condone butt play even though the scriptures clearly say it is hell bound activity then I'm sure it allows for further wiggle room.
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:06 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Blood chillin' blaspheme outrage!!!!!!!! I'm not all that worried about Catholic dogma. If they condone butt play even though the scriptures clearly say it is hell bound activity then I'm sure it allows for further wiggle room.


I wouldn't worry about it either if I were you. You're too good a man to go to hell.
Sarcasm

.but you DID stay at a Holiday Inn once... Applause
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:08 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I wouldn't worry about it either if I were you. You're too good a man to go to hell.
Sarcasm

.but you DID stay at a Holiday Inn once... Applause



Admittedly I'm not as good at determining who will and will not as you are. Cool thing about Catholics they get to judge everyone but each other.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:09 PM EST
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I want to apologize to blood and all other Catholics just in case they really are the air traffic controllers to heavens gate.
bloody spaniard Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Admittedly I'm not as good at determining who will and will not as you are. Cool thing about Catholics they get to judge everyone but each other.



Hey my idea of hell might be your idea of heavenly bliss- getting plugged in da butt.
It's all good & relative. So relax. Try to be more open-minded.
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:12 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Hey my idea of hell might be your idea of heavenly bliss- getting plugged in da butt.
It's all good & relative. So relax. Try to be more open-minded.



ahhh no wonder the cover up is there. it's some sort of ceremony.
bloody spaniard Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:12 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I want to apologize to blood and all other Catholics just in case they really are the air traffic controllers to heavens gate.



Nope. You done trained me good. LOL!



Bas tard! You changed the post- my answer was in response to your ORIGINAL blood pressure rising question. Bas tard!!
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:13 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Nope. You done trained me good. LOL!



\is that why you answered the door in your training pants?
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:16 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Nope. You done trained me good. LOL!



Bas tard! You changed the post- my answer was in response to your ORIGINAL blood pressure rising question. Bas tard!!



LMAO


I finally got the bait and switch to work.
bloody spaniard Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:17 PM EST
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^ Bas Tardo
You're getting a time-out for misusing the editing feature, young man!Shame on you


LOL!
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:19 PM EST
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Blood in all seriousness I totally respect the catholic church....

it's just really easy to shake a fist at penn state but much harder when its something (an institution) we beleive in. We do the same to muslims (why don't they speak up if they are the religion of peace) and may other groups.

The Catholic church is just as guilty as Penn State...... both can recover and do the right thing.... neither has yet.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:19 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
^ Bas Tardo
You're getting a time-out for misusing the editing feature, young man!Shame on you


LOL!



And I hate that feature.
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:20 PM EST
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now lets do something more important like pick on po people
bloody spaniard Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:25 PM EST
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... or negros. You crack me up. Herfing
teedubbya Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 5:26 PM EST
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It's just to get a rise blood. Lord knows how I love the rise.
Palama Offline
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frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Jan 1 2024, 3:22 PM EST
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light switch is in the on position
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