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victor808 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:07 PM EST
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I have come to bargain for the release of one victor808, currently being held unjustly by your government. According to reports, he has been held in your dungeon for over 1 year now alongside some crippled black midget in a gimp suit named CROS.... but I digress....

I've come at the request of my government to let you know we cannot sit idly by while this innocent man is kept chained up. The reports of his crimes are patently false and trumped up.

anyway, dearest leader Sven. I must insist upon victor808's release.

Now, how about that photo-op?
tbrochin Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:11 PM EST
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O.....m......g....


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
n00b Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:13 PM EST
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Now that is funny! LMAO
herfidore Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:18 PM EST
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well done!
rxbobbydick Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:19 PM EST
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I wonder if Steve has any female interns.
victor808 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:23 PM EST
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I certainly hope he does. Those two lovely ladies I met earlier this week were very nice, but lets just say I didn't get to use the dry-cleaner's I had specially installed on that plane.
Double D Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:26 PM EST
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Be carefoul Steve-O, the next thing The Slickster will be graveling for is free cigars.

DD™
rxbobbydick Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:32 PM EST
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#6 Close, but no cigar.
victor808 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:34 PM EST
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precisely.
pacman357 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 5:00 PM EST
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I think you need to bring a wheelbarrow load of kimchee, plus some empty nuclear warheads (strictly for decoration, mind you). Then, when Dear Leader launches some rockets that sputter about 12 feet into the air, land clanking on the streets of Bethlehem, and everyone around jumps up onto curbs to avoid getting hit, you have to pretend to continue to watch their flight as if the rockets were soaring to the heavens, commenting on how magnificent and graceful they are.

Doesn't hurt to have a hostage who is related to an E list celeb back home, either.
burgess_b Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 1:17 AM EST
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did cros REALLY get banned? i missed why.
JHC Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 2:50 AM EST
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Brian, I heard it was for hanging out with Victor.
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 2:51 AM EST
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Poor CROS. It's a shame really.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:31 AM EST
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ya... poor CROS...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:31 AM EST
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I thought he popped up and made an appearance?
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:43 AM EST
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CROS can't pop up anymore... wheelchair and stuff..
robertknyc Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:44 AM EST
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"Stand up CROS, let 'em see ya....OMG, what I'm I talking about?"
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:45 AM EST
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^ that's just cruel.... poor CROS...
JadeRose Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 3:56 AM EST
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SteveR..I gotta good feeling about this new Clinton feller. How's about we let him hang around for a while?
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 4:00 AM EST
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^ would you do a trade with him..??
fiddler898 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 4:08 AM EST
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^
For what? Flavored cigars?
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 4:44 AM EST
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Carp flavored? Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
angus13 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 6:34 AM EST
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^ just wrong...
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, May 10 2012, 4:47 PM EST
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Laugh
victor809 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, May 10 2012, 4:50 PM EST
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I think I had created a BillClinton8XX username or something like that....
Nicar Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, May 10 2012, 4:55 PM EST
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So CROS returned..... then victor.....



Who's next?
banderl Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, May 10 2012, 4:58 PM EST
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But Cros seems to missing again.
Coincidence?
I think not.
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 10:37 AM EST
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CROS is back?

He got out of the Svedish dungeon??? How did he get out of the leather restraints?
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 11:00 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
CROS is back?

He got out of the Svedish dungeon??? How did he get out of the leather restraints?



yep... CROS returned back in November I think... but he has dropped off a bit lately... Mellow
HockeyDad Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 11:07 AM EST
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CROS prolly went to Georgetown.
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 11:08 AM EST
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OhMyGod
JadeRose Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 12:02 PM EST
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Poor CROS
HockeyDad Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 12:26 PM EST
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He was prolly being fancy popping wheelies and stuff
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:05 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
He was prolly being fancy popping wheelies and stuff




at least he wasn't holding hands with someone that looks twice as gay... Mellow
HockeyDad Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:05 PM EST
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...and he prolly learned his lesson.
teedubbya Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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#34 only because you missed your flight
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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I sure hope so...... Mellow
HockeyDad Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:08 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
#34 only because you missed your flight



Somewhere a gay rugby player just got beat up.
teedubbya Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:14 PM EST
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I'm sorry
victor809 Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:16 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Somewhere a gay rugby player just got beat up.


sigh.... you're lucky you're funny 32% of the time Hockey...
HockeyDad Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:21 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
sigh.... you're lucky you're funny 32% of the time Hockey...




Hey, I'm just assigning personal responsibility! You should be happy.
teedubbya Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:23 PM EST
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In baseball you would be an all star!
victor809 Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
In baseball you would be an all star!


Funny how "All Star" in baseball translates to "failure" in real life. :)
HockeyDad Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:28 PM EST
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Oh no, Victor's nose is all bent out of shape again!
teedubbya Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:29 PM EST
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There is sense being hurtful. I was trying to build hd up. I thought you liked the gays. Must be French gays you don't like.
victor809 Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:29 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Oh no, Victor's nose is all bent out of shape again!


Funny, I've actually got a picture of the thing knocked sideways last year. :) I'd try posting it, but.... well... you know, sven and I don't really see eye to eye any longer. :)
victor809 Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:31 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
There is sense being hurtful. I was trying to build hd up. I thought you liked the gays. Must be French gays you don't like.


Awww... didn't mean to hurt our French compatriot's feelings. I actually was trying to insult baseball with that comment.... ah the interwebs, they are a crazy place.
HockeyDad Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:32 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Awww... didn't mean to hurt our French compatriot's feelings. I actually was trying to insult baseball with that comment.... ah the interwebs, they are a crazy place.




You're just lucky that A french gay rugby player didn't get beat up because of your transgression.
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:32 PM EST
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The dude must have had a short deek for you to hurt your nose like that
victor809 Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, May 11 2012, 1:33 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The dude must have had a short deek for you to hurt your nose like that


Don't sell yourself short TW. You were really sweet after.
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