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My mother told me growing up....Water eventually seeks its own level....and it looks like it finally reached my ears.

You have to send a private message to teedubya.

Make sure and send him your order #, cc # with exp date and security code.

Also, he'll expedite your issue if you send him a dk pick.

Of course, this ISN'T "social media" ... this is a forum sponsored by CigarBid hosted on their Webiste

Well, for your information, I'm a filthy noob to the interwebs and I have no idea what social media is.... where's my clicker?

You're misinformed.

Social media is a place where you can post pictures and share them with your friends and follow other useless people like yourself like the stalker that you are.

This is not that place, we can't even post pictures here, and even when we could, we posted pictures of other people (usually chicks) with fish lips and nice tits (not of our selves).

So you could not stalk anyone here.

So you see, this is just some random message forum and is NOT, I REPEAT, NOT a social media site.

Last but not least, we have no interest in being social with you because we know your a creepy, people stalking freak.

So now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Oh my, I was warned that there are people like you spicing up normal forums but now I see that it is true. This was merely an FYI on a company that was on top of their game but is no longer. I didn't expect to tangle with someone of your caliber. As I mentioned in my first post, water always seeks its own level and that seems to be true in this case.
This is what is wrong with America...comment as you will but I do not plan to respond in kind to your kind. I am old as dirt, and retired debt free 55 years ago to rescue homeless and abused animals and make no apologies for who I am or what I do. My dad told me when I was young what I will suggest to you...Get a haircut and get a real job.

You sound like a very nice gentlemen unlike some of the other fresh meat we see around here.

Gummy is right though, you cannot save Hank... he is a lost and damaged animal, even if we get him back, there is still no hope for him.

Oh, I just got a haircut last week and it's a bit late for me to find a real job.

And thanks for setting me straight about how you will not respond in kind to my kind, I prefer a more blunt approach where you appear to prefer a more pompous and condescending style.

With that said, again, I am a very blunt individual like I said, so GTFO and go save a squirrel or something you creepy animal stalking freak :)

Lastly, you shared some fatherly advise with me, I'll share some fatherly advice with you as well.

When in a bar, start with the hottest one and work your way down, usually you'll land somewhere in the middle

I notice you have over 3k posts. What do you do for a living besides hang out here?

3k posts over 3 years, OMFG!!! What have I done with my life!!!

Oh thank you buddy, thank you for your insight, I don't know wtf I've been doing with my life over the past few years averaging a couple posts a day.

Do you think this might be why I'm unemployed bidding on dog rockets and ending up getting Acid cigars instead?

I mean, I have my wife sell our food stamps so I can fund my cheap ass dog rocket cigar habbit. It's better than most, cause most people sell food stamps to buy crack, I just buy cigars with it.

Oh ya, I type like 100 words per minute, so in the time it took you to fart out that one line question, I probably could have written double this... so hopefully that answers your question.

Thank you for replying...just what I thought.

You are what's wrong with America today.

I pray for people just like you.

Again, thank you for replying.

Oh, I would bet money you are a direct descendent of Chester Cheeks.

You are full of superlatives. You're just what I thought too, a pretentious DB and old AF.

So go pop some geriatric meds, throw you feet up and chill, no use getting worked up on a little whipper snapper like me.

Well then...why is a young whipper snapper like yourself not working at 11:00 AM on a workday Friday morning?

When Trump catches up with people like you, you will be very surprised and unhappy. He will make you sell your CB, forfeit your welfare cards and get a job. You could start before he catches you by applying at Walmart for a greeters position. This way it will ease you into standing on your feet for more than one hour at a time, which will also reduce the size of that pot belly you own, ease you into communicating with other humans instead of hiding behind a keyboard and even teach you some life skills such as tying your own shoes. Then when you apply for Social Security somewhere in the future, you will not be surprised when they tell you you don't have enough credits and to reapply when you are 117 years of age.

Now mind you, this is not criticism, but a friendly advisement to help nourish and bring out the human side of you. Also, start brushing your teeth more, the yellow on the teeth you still own is becoming very obvious. And one more thing, being that tornado season is coming up, walk around your trailer and cheque the corners to make sure they have not rotted. Also cheque the bolts on the toilet seat as I am sure under your weight they have weakened and we would not want to see you on the ground below laying on the hay bales in the sub frame.

I hope this little chat has helped. Always wishing you well.

Trololol, I'm going to post this in the pubs.

LOL Damn.

What are YOU LOL about?

You act worse than that other jackass!