You dirty dog.

Sick spanking right there.
Get yourself a nice dinner before that Liga. Those double coronas are no joke.

Another double up.
I think we now have 5 separate tags going around now

Dam, delta, that's a whoopin!

Good Lord!

Damage report from that Sneaky Rat Bassturd JGRAZ:

The total surprise TAG! Redux arrived the other day and boy, the SFR was frickin’ LOADED! Fifteen lovelies and a majority of them Never Hads. Well done John, well done!

The cigars, Never Hads unless noted:

CAO Brazilia Box Press
CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger
Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Toro Especial
Drew Estate Liga Privada No. 9 Toro - haven’t had one is a few years, nice chance to revisit
Flor de Oliva Original Toro
Forforo Limitada
Montoya Toro Maduro
Nub Habano - must be almost 10 years since I had one!
Oliva Cuba Aliados by EPC
Oliva Serie V Melanio Robusto - very good smoke
Privada Cigar Club The Good Life
Rojas Breakfast Tacos Connecticut
Rojas Breakfast Tacos Sumatra
Southern Draw Cedrus Robusto - have one napping, good time to spark that one up
Tatuaje Cabaiguan Belicoso - nh this vitola

Man, that’s a lotta Never Hads! Gonna lettum acclimate to the balmy conditions here before torching them up. Thanks again John!

Don’t, yet, have a target in mind but will figure it out in a day or so.

Nice one JGRAZ.

Dang I got tagged by MJRBURN!!

Serious damage to the mailbox and humidor space here!

I’m not worthy.

MF conseca cosacos (like)
Caldwell Anastasia Kartel (nh)
Viaje Exclusivo Leaded Maduro (nh)
Oliva Monticello (nh been wanting to try)
Tat Havana VI (nh)
MF La Promesa (like)
BWS Hyena (like)
CH Sfumato (nh)
Aladino corojo (like)
AF anejo no 46 (one of my favs)
and some small hitchhikers:
JSK toothpick habano and maduro (nh)
rojas unfinished busn. (nh)
DE HE norteno (like)
DE papa fritas (like)

All very great smokes, thank you Marcus!!

Wait there’s more…A rubber tool handmade by telecaster52. Wow I’ve been needing one of these for my eyebrow burners!

I came home from a tough day at work and my wife told me that someone named “mjrburn” sent a package. “Why would someone send me cigars? I’m not supposed to receive the box pass for a couple weeks and the blind fiver is supposed to from someone else”

I opened up a box to find a fine selection of cigars and a handwritten note that said “you’re it”

The damages:
MF conny (been wanting to buy)
Roma Craft Baka
Viaje 12.5 Anniversary Gold
AF 858 Rosado SG*
Crowned Heads Le Careme
MF La Opulencia*
EPC La Historia
Tat Miami 10 year
Aladino Corojo (I’ve heard excellent things about this one)
BWS Killer Bee Conny
JSK Toothpick Habano
JSK Toothpick Maduro
Rojas Unfinished Business (Never had Rojas before, but heard great things)
HE Norteno
DE papas Fritas*

* this are favorites of mine.

Everything else is NH. Also came with a telenubber shank!

Thanks Marcus! Definitely made my day. I’ll try my best to figure out something to send, but I can’t promise that it will be of this magnitude. Give me a week or so and I’m sure I can figure out a bomb and a target.

He was being all nice and quiet in retirement.

Bombs flying everywhere in here.

Head exploding 🤯

Am I getting someone’s inheritance?

Dang jeebs.
Your quick turn around shipping is making the rest of us look bad.

The neighbors are complaining about the dog rockets stacking up in the yard. I’ve got a 30 day notice…

Coming from delta, it won't be grossly over-humified like can happen with cigars bought online. Still, I recommend letting it sit a week for every day it spends in transit.

And enjoy!

tag out. Keep an eye on your mailboxes!!

USPS 9505514046274104994634

Gentlemen, and Leebo, we’ve got 3 birds in the air and more on the rail. Brace for shock and prepare for counter strikes. Fire for maximum effect.

Ditto.

CashMoneyDave that is a curb stomping good hit! That’s the shot heard ‘round the world.

I’ve picked out my target, just gotta make sure he hasn’t moved since I last sent something to him.

https://youtu.be/QWV4pFV5nX4?si=wa_BB-I3cvFkVLak

Ultimately, if this tag thread peters out, after a few months someone could start a fresh one.

PM'd you cause I was really quite confused on why there was an LFR on my kitchen counter.

This is gonna take a bit for me to go through and post up.

Also open to suggestions on a tagee. I have a few FOG addresses I'd like to hit but don't want to drag them into this game.

Jeebling sent an excessive Tag! and it didn't say Tag! anywhere on/in the box so I was confused. Checked box pass order thinking this was the box pass and take 5 leave 5 but there were local treats in there too, but he's not up to send me the blind review pass. I've already been tagged so I assumed I was safe here but checked the tracking number on jeeblings post and sure enough that's what this is.

Anyhow:

Jar of Apricot orange pecan honey butter from The Pecan House in Mineola, TX.
Little miniature pecan pie - I don't typically eat sweets but I do love a pecan pie and this is the right size I'll at least eat half. The boy can have the other half.

Bottle of Rebecca Creek Texas Whiskey
2 cans of Killswitch Wee Heavy scottish ale from 903 brewers in Sherman, TX.

I don't drink, but I'll find a good home for those.

And the excessive cigars. Bonus, they're already labeled with a date and who they came from so I don't have to sit here labeling all of them: He self identified it as a pile of rockets, and I'm sure some will be tossed in 15 minutes and some will not be, and be enjoyed to the end. However I will be smoking each and every one of them because I enjoy novelty. Lots of things in here I wouldn't consider buying, maybe they'll change my mind.

Aganorsa Leaf Nicaragua Aniversario CT - nh
AJ Fernandez Dias de Gloria - nh and never seen before
All Saints Dedicacion - nh
All Saints Colorado – nh
Arganese Nicaraguan Habano - nh
Arganese Nicaraguan Habano - nh
Asylum 13 Oblongata - nh but it is/was on my radar
Avo Syncro Ritmo - nh but I have a few resting
Avo Syncro Nicaragua - nh but have a few resting
Camacho big band Connecticut - nh
CAO Flathead 660 - nh, but when they first came out I tried a couple smaller ones and thought they were decent
Diamond Crown Julius Caesar - been a long time since I've had one.
Diesel torpedo with a reddish footband - probably have had, but not for many many years
Diesel Whiskey Row barrel aged - nh
EP Carillo INCH maduro 6x62 this is a fat fvcking cigar. Holy chit.
Espinosa Crema - nh but I've wanted to try
Espinosa Habano - nh
Espinosa Habano - nh
Ezra Zion Kashmir Caramel - nh and avoided EZ due to hype and my contrarian tendencies. Be interesting to try one.
Ezra Zion Tantrum - nh
Graycliff G2 - nh
La Aurora Preferidos CT - I just bought a fiver of the broadleaf a few weeks ago nh the CT but I like LA and CTs
La Barba Red - had an orange a night or three ago and it was decent
La Gloria Cubana Classic Wavell - nh maybe. Back in my shpo days LGC was a go-to brand for me, went to a LGC event at the shpo while I was working on my gutted house early 2010. It's been a while.
La Herencia Cubana - nh but I have an old LHC cutter I won on cbid back in the day. It broke
Montecristo Perlado nh
My Father Le Gran Oferta - nh but I was once a MF whore and love lanceros, this should be perfect
Ortega Cigar Co Cubao - nh/never heard of. I don't look up unknowns until after I've smoked at least half, so this could be interesting.
OSOK x Rojas Los Tejanos lancero - nh but I like the few Rojas I've tried and OSOK was on my radar years ago around the time I quit buying cigars so this one's got my interest
Perdomo 20th CT - nh or its been a very long time. Never had a bad Perdomo
Perdomo Champagne 10th in that silly yellow colored cello - been a long long time
Rocky Patel 15th anny - nh but I've enjoyed a few RP's lately despite my prejudice
Rocky Patel Royal Vintage – nh
Rocky Patel 15th – nh
Rocky Patel No 6 - nh
Romeo y Julieta vintage nh
Southern Draw Firethorn - nh but have some resting
Southern Draw Rose of Sharon lancero - nh
Tatuaje Havana VI Nobles - I like these
Warped Flor Del Valle - I got two boxes in the mail today, the other box had a tenski of these I just ordered



Thank you Jeebs. This will be quite the journey.

“Gentler kinder bomb”