This guys wife, Julie, had been after him for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on their toilet. Finally he got around to doing it while Julie was out shopping. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came home and prepared to take a shower. Before getting in the shower she got undressed and then sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy varnish had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time hubby got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally in desperation he undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and he drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually I've seen lots of them... I just never saw one mounted and framed." |
