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Poll Question : Who is MisterAshlie?
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Who is MisterAshlie?
1. Author: namadioDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 12:49PM EST
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder
2. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 12:51PM EST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 2:06PM EST
It ain't me.
4. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 2:09PM EST
CROS only dresses like a black Muslim broad with no arms or legs in a wheelchair.
5. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 2:20PM EST
How the hell do yall spoof these profiles so fast. I was gonna try to do one today and got the name, phonenumber, email down but then I realised I needed an address too. :(
6. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 2:35PM EST
Dude it's easy.
None of that needs to be real.
Email needs to be real.
Credit card needs to be the correct format and number pattern (there are online number generators which will spoof cbid)

... pretty sure other than that you're good.

If you're really clever, you'll sign up with a real email... then change it in the profile later so you can use that same email again....

Caveat... it's been a while... cbid may have plugged some of these holes.
7. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 2:36PM EST
WHERE
IS

S.V.E.N.R.
@
These days....?

Was he banned from " the FORUM's "....

By
The
M.A.N.???
8. Author: SpeysideDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:11PM EST
Prayers sent.
9. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:16PM EST
Prayers intercepted
10. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:17PM EST
Prayers tackled
11. Author: cameroonDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:37PM EST
Prayers stolen by a Mexican reporter
12. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:38PM EST
Spaghetti and meatballs made. Ramen.
13. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:40PM EST
Prayers were seized after a raid by the Texas Border Patrol Gunships in which an alleged Mexican Reporter was caught trying to cross the border illegally.
Herfing
14. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 5:54PM EST
God is going to make you guys pay...
15. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 6:00PM EST
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys gay...


...
16. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 6:04PM EST
What if you give Him the fictional credit card info?
17. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 6:22PM EST
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...


You saying God has alligator arms?
18. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 6:59PM EST
my first poll, I am honored to be among such questionable characters.
19. Author: patrickh44231Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 7:03PM EST
Go Go Godzilla.
20. Author: Bones33Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 7:27PM EST
I would say ThunderGerbil.
21. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 7:53PM EST
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...


That's why Jesus said "pray that you do not undergo the Test."

Besides, it all turned out well, the prayers were seized by TXDOT and have carefully been released on their way to Heaven.

Everything turned out ok!

God bless all y'all.
22. Author: edin508Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 7:56PM EST
How is it all you guys are sure that it is a spoof and not a real person?
23. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 8:15PM EST
truthfully, I thought it was for real.

nothing provocative was ever posted, never really any plays made for free smokes, difficult to maintain composure when a dozen horny anonymous fat bald guys start pounding on you to pull up your shirt.

doesn't matter much, but i thought she was real
24. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 8:35PM EST
I felt that way too but the need to accuse Hank of creating a female profile overtook me and compelled my actions.
25. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 8:49PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
I felt that way too but the need to accuse Hank of creating a female profile overtook me and compelled my actions.

I thought hank was Mrs Hank...
26. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Thu, 4/6/2017, 9:56PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
truthfully, I thought it was for real.

nothing provocative was ever posted, never really any plays made for free smokes, difficult to maintain composure when a dozen horny anonymous fat bald guys start pounding on you to pull up your shirt.

doesn't matter much, but i thought she was real

Think
I thought.......since you was good wif wurds, dat you be smaht...

It was obvious, very early on. Go back and read some of "her" posts.
The one that sealed the deal for me was when "she" asked why they put jalapeños in cigars.
It's so obviously a dude trying to sound like a chick.
Only JadeRose is good at that..........in the dark..........in da van...........that's what Z said.
27. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/6/2017, 10:15PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Think
I thought.......since you was good wif wurds, dat you be smaht...

It was obvious, very early on. Go back and read some of "her" posts.
The one that sealed the deal for me was when "she" asked why they put jalapeños in cigars.
It's so obviously a dude trying to sound like a chick.
Only JadeRose is good at that..........in the dark..........in da van...........that's what Z said.

ah, you have been misled cuz I'm like a genius...
but you forget, I am also like uh idiot.

28. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 4/10/2017, 1:17PM EST
I also gave her the benefit of the doubt...but I also don't scrutinize, cold-shoulder, treat people with suspicion, doubt their motives, or assume they are rotten until they show that they deserve that treatment...

...reminds me of an incident at work years ago...there was a report of a man using the women's locker room at Santa Ana College. The man was reportedly in the dance class nearby. The instructor pointed at the suspect when I got there. The suspect was one of the most beautiful Filipino "girls" I had ever seen. I spoke with her outside, and she admitted she was transgender and in the process. She said she had breast augmentation already. I told her it was best that she dress in the men's room until she had the surgery... she said she would get beat up or worse...never saw her again...
29. Author: victor809Date: Mon, 4/10/2017, 1:24PM EST
So hank is a beautiful Filipino transgender?
30. Author: tripleguyDate: Mon, 4/10/2017, 1:29PM EST
The unwillingness to post a photo of her flipping the bird is what sealed the deal for me. Moral high ground is one thing, a finger in the air to stop the conjecture and requests to hoist the top? I'd like to go on record that I never asked to see her breasts or vagine. On the other hand, a pic of her balloon knot would have made me a believer.
31. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 4/10/2017, 4:31PM EST
tripleguy wrote:
The unwillingness to post a photo of her flipping the bird is what sealed the deal for me. Moral high ground is one thing, a finger in the air to stop the conjecture and requests to hoist the top? I'd like to go on record that I never asked to see her breasts or vagine. On the other hand, a pic of her balloon knot would have made me a believer.

what were you required to show just to get along here?
32. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 4/10/2017, 5:19PM EST
At that point, cameroon I think already exposed her as a fake.

If the picture of the same chick came through flipping the bird, it would have been a done deal.

Again, the poster was already exposed as a fraud from posting a pic of someone else that lives in a completely different region in which the poster claimed to be from, and from a different time period.

At the very least, the poster was exposed as a liar, even if they were in fact female.. thus destroying any future credibility for that particular account holder.

It's not difficult to do what cameroon did, I was able to quickly find the exact same information (literally less than 2 minutes).

33. Author: cameroonDate: Mon, 4/10/2017, 5:55PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
what were you required to show just to get along here?


"Thick skin."

;)
34. Author: tripleguyDate: Mon, 4/10/2017, 6:22PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
what were you required to show just to get along here?


I must have passed the whiff test? Maybe I smell of sweaty balls and not of a musty box. But I suspect it had to do with garnering Mr. Jones seal of approval based on the prerequisite that I supply SSG FIELD CHIEF's GARY O'CONNER's c*ck ring, or something to that effect. RollEyes

I'm still working on that so I realize my super, secret probation period may be running out. I must make haste.

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35. Author: tamapatomDate: Mon, 4/10/2017, 6:57PM EST
Yes, you are on the right track. We are waiting for your report.
36. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 4/10/2017, 10:07PM EST
cameroon wrote:
"Thick skin."

;)

well that's true...
37. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Thu, 4/13/2017, 9:17PM EST
Mattie hands down and she prolly has them
38. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/13/2017, 10:04PM EST
who voted for me!
39. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 4/13/2017, 10:43PM EST
no idea....
40. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/13/2017, 10:49PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
no idea....

didn't your mom and I teach you better than that?

she can never know of this, do you understand?
41. Author: gummy jonesDate: Fri, 4/14/2017, 7:42AM EST
She was my noob :(
42. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 4/14/2017, 9:55AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
didn't your mom and I teach you better than that?

she can never know of this, do you understand?



frank says... ope, I am your father.
43. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 4/14/2017, 11:37AM EST
bgz wrote:
frank says... ope, I am your father.

Frank is Andy Griffith?????
44. Author: kombat96Date: Fri, 4/14/2017, 2:06PM EST
delta1 wrote:
God is going to make you guys pay...



Well, you just turned this into an overbid thread.
LoL
45. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 4/14/2017, 5:39PM EST
tamapatom wrote:
Frank is Andy Griffith?????

so Andy Griffith is MisterAshlie?

How did I get more votes?
46. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 4/15/2017, 1:18AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
so Andy Griffith is MisterAshlie?

How did I get more votes?


I cast my vote for you FS! ThumpUp
47. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 4/15/2017, 9:04AM EST
I haven't voted yet. Waiting to see if my vote will make the difference
48. Author: tonygrazDate: Sat, 4/15/2017, 6:30PM EST
I used to work with a guy named Ashley - can't remember his first name- wait - it was Keith.
49. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 4/15/2017, 7:09PM EST
gummy jones wrote:
She was my noob :(

sorry so late, but that was very funny.
50. Author: namadioDate: Mon, 4/24/2017, 1:07PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
sorry so late, but that was very funny.

sorry so late, but giggity gummy bones
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