Dear Ted:

Just thought I'd drop you a line and ask how hell is. Have you been getting double teamed by Pol Pot and Josef Stalin? I'm betting they don't have your beloved vodka down there. What do you drink? Turpentine? I'm not sure if you have internet access down there but I thought I'd try reaching you through this site as I know you loved your cigars. I've been praying that your old friends Barney Frank and Chuck Schumer join you soon. Keep burning buddy!

Warm Regards,
Magwitch

the swimmer!!!!

lol...

^Consider the source.......

Wow...he's been dead for a few months now, and you're already buying tickets to hell for other people to go there.

So...what is the real problem here? Bottle-fed? Older sibling played with the soft spot on your head too often? Grew up in a house with lead-based paint?

It's not often one gets a chance to see someone work themselves into a heart attack over people who neither know him nor care about his opinion (I'm guessing on the latter point, of course).

I have three words for thee....ther-a-py. Please get some help before you show up at a mall to see how many rounds you can fire before security or cops take you out.

He's an attention whore. And we give it to him by responding. Calling him out is playing his game. Its what he wants, what he needs.

Honestly I think its sad. Nothing interesting or engaging enough in his own life that he finds some sort of thrill stirring **** on a message board.

#12 I think you're right about Magwitch craving attention. I was raised by my Amish uncle, and he and his friends would have known how to deal with Magwitch's hijinx. A whore like Magwitch would have been shunned by the entire community. No one likes to be shunned, I can tell you that from personal experience. (No one's perfect and I was shunned for an entire summer when I got caught taking this Mennonite girl to see James Bond in Thunderball, even though it was mostly her idea. I should have never trusted her. If she had fessed up, then the shunning probably would have been all I got for my transgression. When she didn't, well, my uncle really let me have it. I learned a valuable lesson though. Those Mennonite girls can be wily.) But for attention whores, I expect that there's no worse punishment than a good shunning. We should do that. Anyone else up for it?

We get this but we can't see a topless woman? *sigh*

Hey Mag, even if you didn't like Teddy..........you have to admit, Patches is doing a great job of propping up the Kennedy name.

friggin uptight people around here

kind of interesting this one made it through the one part of the forum that is censored.

*shrug*

Is Arizona's crackdown on illegal immigration really comparable to Nazi Germany?

The comparison was made by some on the L.A. City Council on Wednesday as the body approved a boycott against Arizona. But one leading Jewish group says its "irresponsible" to liken the Arizona law to Nazi tactics.

latimes

First time I saw this.
Sigh.

Not the OP's best attempt at humor, but I just can't get enough of kicking the subject matter.

Odd how Teddy chose to swim as part of his rehab.

This sounds remarkably similar to a conversation between a group of stoners well into the their fourth joint.

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