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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:30 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
Ram has a bat.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#52 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 1:03 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
ddragggon wrote:
Any dumb@ss can change 1 letter in the f#ck word, to get around the lang#age filter.... But, that's lazy, un-creative, and literally pisses in the eye of the forum moderators. Sure, you're complying with the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the rule, which is keep this place of business clean, and civilized, a welcoming place for people who are new to cigars to come and learn from those who have a lot of knowledge in these things.

Instead, a couple of old-hat "Been around the block a lot" forum members have decided this is their personal club. Anyone who hasn't posted here more than 250,374 times is automatically a stupid whiny n00b who needs to be yelled at until they quit coming to CBID. Way to help with their revenue stream guys, and encourage new people trying to join in on a hobby you enjoy. Perhaps if these same masters of the forum universe were creative enough to actually be worthwhile trolls, it would at least be entertaining. instead, once they've exhausted their collection of stolen quotes, and are about to degrade into "my daddy can beat up your daddy," they throw up a signal flare, and call in a few other veterans to come help destroy this individual who came here for assistance, and to learn. After that, they voltron up into an Ouroboros style man-train of continuous circle jerking, while high fiving and patting each other on the backs with the same smegma encrusted crotch grabbers they were just using to massage their neighbors prostate.

So, while my "s#17" might not be the same low brow, un-creative garbage you're used to chugging down like ManDingo's 3rd leg, I would argue it is no less stupid than the cookie cutter n00b call-outs you projectile vomit all over this website.


<3

The Ddragggon

that's pretty much how it works, yup.
so you gonna stick around?
Choooch Offline
#53 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 1:14 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2016
Posts: 195
Pay your dues, take the abuse, give some back, and earn your spot.
Abrignac Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 1:23 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
ddragggon wrote:
Any dumb@ss can change 1 letter in the f#ck word, to get around the lang#age filter.... But, that's lazy, un-creative, and literally pisses in the eye of the forum moderators. Sure, you're complying with the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the rule, which is keep this place of business clean, and civilized, a welcoming place for people who are new to cigars to come and learn from those who have a lot of knowledge in these things.

Instead, a couple of old-hat "Been around the block a lot" forum members have decided this is their personal club. Anyone who hasn't posted here more than 250,374 times is automatically a stupid whiny n00b who needs to be yelled at until they quit coming to CBID. Way to help with their revenue stream guys, and encourage new people trying to join in on a hobby you enjoy. Perhaps if these same masters of the forum universe were creative enough to actually be worthwhile trolls, it would at least be entertaining. instead, once they've exhausted their collection of stolen quotes, and are about to degrade into "my daddy can beat up your daddy," they throw up a signal flare, and call in a few other veterans to come help destroy this individual who came here for assistance, and to learn. After that, they voltron up into an Ouroboros style man-train of continuous circle jerking, while high fiving and patting each other on the backs with the same smegma encrusted crotch grabbers they were just using to massage their neighbors prostate.

So, while my "s#17" might not be the same low brow, un-creative garbage you're used to chugging down like ManDingo's 3rd leg, I would argue it is no less stupid than the cookie cutter n00b call-outs you projectile vomit all over this website.


<3

The Ddragggon


Yeah but it takes a certain membership to be able to tell you to fuck off.

Here's the problem. You've been buying here for years, yet you've never felt it worth your time to drop in and say hello. But Cbid attempts an upgrade you get your panties in a wad. Then you came here and instead of pursuing the threads and realizing there was a problem then trying to address it customer service you came here and started yet another whiney ass thread about being inconvenienced. It has been noted things are f'd up.

If you had chosen become a member of this forum for the camaraderie instead of to piss and moan you would have gotten a much warmer welcome. Are you really so stupid that you believe someone posting in a forum can appease you? Or for that matter are you so narcissistic to think I or anyone else posting here wants to here your bitching?

Boo hoo!
frankj1 Offline
#55 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 1:32 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
peruse?
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 1:32 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
and i don't mean them South American pan flute players in the mountains
Peckerhead Offline
#57 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 3:55 PM EST
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
It's hard to peruse when there's so damned many.

I think he really meant chasing them.
Like herding cats around here lately.
JoeyRoses Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 7:33 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2015
Posts: 8
I had a really big order that should've shipped already. I got an email with a tracking number, but no list of what was in it. I got a big box today, and all that was in it was the flints I won. Not to mention the other orders I got a month after winning that didn't include all my winnings. Someone mentioned Platinum membership. What is that, and how to I get it?
elRopo Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 7:41 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
JoeyRoses wrote:
I had a really big order that should've shipped already. I got an email with a tracking number, but no list of what was in it. I got a big box today, and all that was in it was the flints I won. Not to mention the other orders I got a month after winning that didn't include all my winnings. Someone mentioned Platinum membership. What is that, and how to I get it?

Get ready, I have a feeling you're about to find out.
elRopo Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 7:50 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
I really can't explain all the particulars, something about going camping with ZRX and some other stuff. One of the FOG's will fill you in I'm sure.
bgz Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:27 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
ddragggon wrote:
Any dumb@ss can change 1 letter in the f#ck word, to get around the lang#age filter.... But, that's lazy, un-creative, and literally pisses in the eye of the forum moderators. Sure, you're complying with the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the rule, which is keep this place of business clean, and civilized, a welcoming place for people who are new to cigars to come and learn from those who have a lot of knowledge in these things.

Instead, a couple of old-hat "Been around the block a lot" forum members have decided this is their personal club. Anyone who hasn't posted here more than 250,374 times is automatically a stupid whiny n00b who needs to be yelled at until they quit coming to CBID. Way to help with their revenue stream guys, and encourage new people trying to join in on a hobby you enjoy. Perhaps if these same masters of the forum universe were creative enough to actually be worthwhile trolls, it would at least be entertaining. instead, once they've exhausted their collection of stolen quotes, and are about to degrade into "my daddy can beat up your daddy," they throw up a signal flare, and call in a few other veterans to come help destroy this individual who came here for assistance, and to learn. After that, they voltron up into an Ouroboros style man-train of continuous circle jerking, while high fiving and patting each other on the backs with the same smegma encrusted crotch grabbers they were just using to massage their neighbors prostate.

So, while my "s#17" might not be the same low brow, un-creative garbage you're used to chugging down like ManDingo's 3rd leg, I would argue it is no less stupid than the cookie cutter n00b call-outs you projectile vomit all over this website.


<3

The Ddragggon


That's a thing? Where did you buy yours?
tailgater Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
frankj1 wrote:
and i don't mean them South American pan flute players in the mountains


Zamfir?
tailgater Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:35 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
elRopo wrote:
I really can't explain all the particulars, something about going camping with ZRX and some other stuff. One of the FOG's will fill you in I'm sure.


That.
And Joey might have to remove those Roses from the piano and replace them with Tulips on the Organ...
frankj1 Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:46 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
Peckerhead wrote:
It's hard to peruse when there's so damned many.

I think he really meant chasing them.
Like herding cats around here lately.

so pursuing was correct?
I'm usually so good wif words.
RMAN4443 Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:48 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
tailgater wrote:
That.
And Joey might have to remove those Roses from the piano and replace them with Tulips on the Organ...

I'd rather have crabs on my piano than a lobster on my Organ Crabby Crab
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:53 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
RMAN4443 wrote:
I'd rather have crabs on my piano than a lobster on my Organ Crabby Crab

or skeeters on my peter
Peckerhead Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 8:56 PM EST
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
frankj1 wrote:
so pursuing was correct?
I'm usually so good wif words.



I believe so.
Sometimes you just have to read between the lines.

*j/k
bgz Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 9:20 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
frankj1 wrote:
so pursuing was correct?
I'm usually so good wif words.


The correct word was pursing.

He should have been pursing through the threads like the little b1tch that he is, instead he opened up a new thread and threw a tantrum.

Pursing... to purse

Purse: verb

Narcissistically iterate through a list of physical or virtual items, objects, places, etc... while flailing your purse about and acting all prissy like an upper middle class middle-school girl.

This action is typically seen in adults by future-trans men in their late 20s / early 30s who have not yet found their sexual identity. They incessantly use analogies that involve sexual acts that involve 5 or more naked men to prove how articulate and creative they are.
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 9:34 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
bgz wrote:
The correct word was pursing.

He should have been pursing through the threads like the little b1tch that he is, instead he opened up a new thread and threw a tantrum.

Pursing... to purse

Purse: verb

Narcissistically iterate through a list of physical or virtual items, objects, places, etc... while flailing your purse about and acting all prissy like an upper middle class middle-school girl.

This action is typically seen in adults by future-trans men in their late 20s / early 30s who have not yet found their sexual identity. They incessantly use analogies that involve sexual acts that involve 5 or more naked men to prove how articulate and creative they are.

wow! I thunk you was only good wif numbahs, but i was rong.

so he didn't even murse. sad.
Speyside Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 9:46 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Well, he certainly wasn't parsing.
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 10:04 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
maybe he was plotzing
KingoftheCove Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Mar 11 2017, 11:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
I was crafting a reply to Dragon this morning, then got called away.
Just got back.
No need for my pithy observations and comments now......it's all been said.
ddragggon Offline
#73 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 1:39 AM EST
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52

frankj1 wrote:
that's pretty much how it works, yup.
so you gonna stick around?
I mean, yeah probably. I should have checked in here sooner, since the number of people I know who smoke cigars is pretty slim, and the number of them who answer "I like maduro" when I ask what their favorite cigar is encompasses most of them, it might be nice to converse with other stogie guys... If I could just get this sand out of my Veej...
Choooch wrote:
Pay your dues, take the abuse, give some back, and earn your spot.
I figured that failing, I'd just post some tasteful nudes.

Abrignac wrote:
Yeah but it takes a certain membership to be able to tell you to fuck off.

Here's the problem. You've been buying here for years, yet you've never felt it worth your time to drop in and say hello. But Cbid attempts an upgrade you get your panties in a wad. Then you came here and instead of pursuing the threads and realizing there was a problem then trying to address it customer service you came here and started yet another whiney ass thread about being inconvenienced. It has been noted things are f'd up.


Actually, I didn't start a single thread. I tacked onto existing threads, and wouldn't say I was whining so much as trolling the trolls.

bgz wrote:
That's a thing? Where did you buy yours?

Dude, you can get anything on Amazon.
KingoftheCove wrote:
I was crafting a reply to Dragon this morning, then got called away.
Just got back.
No need for my pithy observations and comments now......it's all been said.

aww, :(
JoeyRoses Offline
#74 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 7:42 AM EST
Joined: 03-26-2015
Posts: 8
tailgater wrote:
That.
And Joey might have to remove those Roses from the piano and replace them with Tulips on the Organ...


I'd much rather plant my Tulips on that Liga Privada T-52 I won, but the chances of the Tulips on my organ seem more attainable, at this point.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 7:50 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
JoeyRoses wrote:
I'd much rather plant my Tulips on that Liga Privada T-52 I won, but the chances of the Tulips on my organ seem more attainable, at this point.



There ya go. A Settler here fellas! Doesn't care, he'll take it for the team.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 7:51 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
ddragggon wrote:
Dude, you can get anything on Amazon.


Then get your cigars there then!
bgz Offline
#77 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 8:30 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
JoeyRoses wrote:
I'd much rather plant my Tulips on that Liga Privada T-52 I won, but the chances of the Tulips on my organ seem more attainable, at this point.


You must be flexible.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#78 Posted: Sun, Mar 12 2017, 9:07 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Choooch wrote:
Pay your dues, take the abuse, give some back, and earn your spot.


Whiners don't get that privilege.




EVER.


Once the "genie" is out of the "bottle" it's never going to get any better.
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