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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
horse

Do youin's own a SAMSUNG TV?

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

They can.. and do... film my
Sorry Ass every day...

I could care less...

GO **** YOURSELVES...

YOU LOSERS...

SPEND ANOTHER $50+++ million...

And come "UP DRY"...

U dupit' mudder*****ers...

KMLWPJA

U

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gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Agreed
bs_kwaj Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214

I have a Samsung.

But it is not smart.

Cool
Agent 55 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2016
Posts: 45
Jonesy, It's quite kinky what you do while watching reruns of Charlie's Angels.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I.

AM.

SO.

CONFUSED.

...........................................
SteveS Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I.

AM.

SO.

CONFUSED.

...........................................



Yep ...
burnem2 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-23-2009
Posts: 628
Pretty sure they are watching me through my Samsung as well. Not sure why the losers are stalking but I know they are there. Hey!!....I know you're there!! Not sneaking up on me!! You *****s!!
dstieger Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
One Samsung TV (just put duct tape over the lens and mic.)
Rest are Sony and LG...only Apple anything is one ipad...we're safe for time being....I'd be more worried about recent model year autos than tv's....they know where you are ....where you've been....and probably where you're going
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I guess I am just not that paranoid...If I were, I would probably tape over the lens as well.
RMAN4443 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I guess I am just not that paranoid...If I were, I would probably tape over the lens as well.

I think my television is watching me.........sometimes I hear it laughing at me........I think it sneaks into the kitchen late at night and makes itself a sammich, and it never asks me if I'd like one too Sneaky
burnem2 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-23-2009
Posts: 628
That Colonel I hammered in an audit report a couple years back went to the National Guard Bureau in DC.

Now he has the

S ecret

G uard

A ssassins

after me!!!

D
I
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Gravy sucking pig!!
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
drafters favorite game is crouching tiger hidden sausage
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Not my TVs.
elRopo Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
RMAN4443 wrote:
I think my television is watching me.........sometimes I hear it laughing at me........I think it sneaks into the kitchen late at night and makes itself a sammich, and it never asks me if I'd like one too Sneaky

Its prolly just your wife, mine does that stuff all the time.
qmech Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Mr Jones please get on your meds..
Q
qmech Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
But remember Big Brother is always watching... I caught him looking through a window once ....
Best
Q
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
qmech,
Just watch the TV news or read some newspapers from yesterday and today...

Newly released WIKILEAKS just mentioned all kinds of technology hacks the CIA and all the government a use...developed in kind with BRITAIN'S MI-5
collaboration.

SAMSUNG TV's have the "app" that enables the
Hack...

I watch a SAMSUNG TV....w/o a top mounted camera
But the sound PROLLY works.
elRopo Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Well, there's nothing on TV worth watching anymore so, now the TV is watching us. Makes perfect sense.
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
I'm a star!
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Frankie Tripod ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Yea, back in the "Old dayzzzz"...

My "FILE" which is curently on computer
Woulda' taken up a SEMI TRAILER TRUCK with all
The paper, 35mm photo paper pictures, surveillance VIDEO's on VHS TAPE, expense reports for literally
Hundreds of AGENTS on junkets in various countries,
Bribes to criminals to try and frame me with false lies, planted evidence they had to forge in "time period sensitive materials", years of new video on SD
Cards, records of vehicles used in the motorpool to follow my sorry azz, expense reports and per diem
Reports , airline tickets records....

And the biggest paper trail of all >>>

All the RECIEPTS FROM THE LANCASTER ELKS CLUB, LANCASTER IRON HILL BREWERY AND THE LANCASTER AMERICAN LEGION BAR TAB
RECEIPTS ( TRUE FACT 100% REAL...FBI-SSG
AGENTS ARE ALL ALCOHOLICS).

Now with computers....my FILE PROLLY fits on
One big hard drive....
As I type this in front on my
SAMSUNG TV.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Oh, I FORGOT TO MENTION
"The FBI-SSG HOME AWAY FROM HOME"
In LANCASTER ,PA....

The WATERFRONT Restaurant....
Along the Conestoga creek....
From APRIL 2013 to MAY 2015
It was literally filled with "off duty SSG AGENTS "
Every freakin' day....
They spent $250,000 there AT THE VERY LEAST
in meals and BOOZE.

WHEN or if... they "WACK MY SORRY AZZ"...
All book authors..,start your investigations at those four places...but realize, everyone will LIE THEIR AZZES OFF and deny everything ( all their lives and families were threatened).

...but
The H.R. DEPT. IN THE J.EDGAR HOOVER
BUILDING HAS EVERY RECIEPT YOU'll need...
And all the LANCASTER civilian names who colluded with them and the bribe $ amounts they received....
Then check civilians who colluded bank accounts or "FREE WINDOWS" construction BILLS for my Neighbor...
With the cameras and surveillance fee cash payoffs
He received and still does.

elRopo Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
So, I eased up alongside her and rolled down the window .... By electric power you know .... a Mercury is a fine car ....
dstieger Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mr. Jones wrote:
Oh, I FORGOT TO MENTION
"The FBI-SSG HOME AWAY FROM HOME"
In LANCASTER ,PA....

The WATERFRONT Restaurant....
Along the Conestoga creek....
From APRIL 2013 to MAY 2015
It was literally filled with "off duty SSG AGENTS "
Every freakin' day....
They spent $250,000 there AT THE VERY LEAST
in meals and BOOZE.

WHEN or if... they "WACK MY SORRY AZZ"...
All book authors..,start your investigations at those four places...but realize, everyone will LIE THEIR AZZES OFF and deny everything ( all their lives and families were threatened).

...but
The H.R. DEPT. IN THE J.EDGAR HOOVER
BUILDING HAS EVERY RECIEPT YOU'll need..
.
And all the LANCASTER civilian names who colluded with them and the bribe $ amounts they received....
Then check civilians who colluded bank accounts or "FREE WINDOWS" construction BILLS for my Neighbor...
With the cameras and surveillance fee cash payoffs
He received and still does.




Afraid not. Records retention policy on bribe (or rather 'monetary inducement costs') related documents is only 24 months. The last of them will have been carted off in burn-bags in the next 45 days or so.
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
^^^ that's ok...

I..."we" have the copies already...
"Off site" nowhere near me,
on thumb drives
hidden in Easter eggs up AZZES and puzzies...
They're a little crusty though... :) :) :)
Thanks to my H.R. contact's...

But???
if you can interdict the bags before they
Get burned....name your price.

DID? you but a case of NECCO WAVERS @
Dollar Tree as directed ..."Mr. Phelps?"
gummy jones Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
teedubbya wrote:
drafters favorite game is crouching tiger hidden sausage


i thought it was squatting tiger?
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Mr. Jones wrote:
Yea, back in the "Old dayzzzz"...

My "FILE" which is curently on computer
Woulda' taken up a SEMI TRAILER TRUCK with all
The paper, 35mm photo paper pictures, surveillance VIDEO's on VHS TAPE, expense reports for literally
Hundreds of AGENTS on junkets in various countries,
Bribes to criminals to try and frame me with false lies, planted evidence they had to forge in "time period sensitive materials", years of new video on SD
Cards, records of vehicles used in the motorpool to follow my sorry azz, expense reports and per diem
Reports , airline tickets records....

And the biggest paper trail of all >>>

All the RECIEPTS FROM THE LANCASTER ELKS CLUB, LANCASTER IRON HILL BREWERY AND THE LANCASTER AMERICAN LEGION BAR TAB
RECEIPTS ( TRUE FACT 100% REAL...FBI-SSG
AGENTS ARE ALL ALCOHOLICS).

Now with computers....my FILE PROLLY fits on
One big hard drive....
As I type this in front on my
SAMSUNG TV.


Lost me at false lies - wouldn't that be the truth or alternate alternate facts ?
gummy jones Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Wouldn't it be cheaper for them to just pay a drug addict to kill you then let him od?

Then they could just take your Samsung.
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
tonygraz wrote:
Frankie Tripod ?

did you buy the 6 cd collection of my greatest "hits" from Time/Life on the infomercial last week?
MACS Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
I think it's the phones that have the batteries that blow up, not the TV's.
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Their washing machines do too
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
frankj1 wrote:
did you buy the 6 cd collection of my greatest "hits" from Time/Life on the infomercial last week?


Guess I missed it.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
tonygraz wrote:
Guess I missed it.

that's ok. Residuals added up to nuttin'
tonygraz Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
That must hurt.
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