One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he noticed two guys along the side of the road eating grass. Disturbed he ordered his driver to stop so he could get out and investigate.
He asked one man, "why are you eating grass"?
"We don't have any money for food". The poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass".
"Well, then, you can come to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But Sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under the tree".
"bring them along", the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man, he stated " you may come with us, also"
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said "but sir, I also have a wife and six children with me"!
'Bring then all as well" the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car which was not an easy task, even for a car as big as a limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are to kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you".
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. Your really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high
Come on...... did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story.
