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SteveS Offline
#1 Posted:
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Clifford Jones, 58, was killed in a one-vehicle crash in Detroit in January, having lost control of his car because, according to Michigan State Police, he was distracted by watching pornography on his cellphone. He was also not wearing pants.
Jcdawg23 Offline
#2 Posted:
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😂
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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lmfao, oh... oH... OH... BOOOOOM!
TMCTLT Offline
#4 Posted:
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Nuttin like cumming n going @ the same time I suppose....d'oh!
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted:
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I wonder how he's gonna explain that one to the Lord...
rfenst Offline
#6 Posted:
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jjanecka wrote:
I wonder how he's gonna explain that one to the Lord...



Now self-pleasuring is a sin?
TMCTLT Offline
#7 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Now self-pleasuring is a sin?



Not likely, but giving up the rest of ones life just to " rub one out " does seem like a waste....
illinichaser Offline
#8 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Now self-pleasuring is a sin?



Actually, it isn't. But the porn is. . . And self-pleasing while fantasizing is a the same as adultery according to the bible as well. How one actually accomplishes the former without the latter to me seems at best, difficult.


But to each their own.


I simply see this as another example of Darwin striking home. .
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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what if he was looking at pics of his wife..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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TMCTLT wrote:
Not likely, but giving up the rest of ones life just to " rub one out " does seem like a waste....

thinnin' the herd...
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted:
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Was Preston Hill "checking his oil?"
illinichaser Offline
#12 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
what if he was looking at pics of his wife..?? Huh


If ya gots nekkid pics of the wife, why do you need to take a drive to "get off"?



But I suppose nekkid pics of the wife is prolly ok. Still not a good idea to do it while driving.
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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#4 TMLCT

YOU NEED TO SEE
THE 1970's campy-cult horror movie...

"ATTACK OF THE BEE WOMEN"

That "line" is in the movie...
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