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Last post 7 years ago by DrMaddVibe. 39 replies replies.
why no length and ring size info?
BENTLEYBOY Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2013
Posts: 4
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO LENGTH OR RING SIZES BEING LISTED IN THE AUCTION DESCRIPTIONS AS THEY HAVE BEEN UP UNTIL RECENTLY? THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE AND A HINDERANCE TO MAKING AN INFORMED BID AND/OR PURCHASE.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
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LOUD NOISES!
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
It's long, and it's strong, and it's bound to get the friction on.
Abrignac Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
Use your inside voice. Only a few of us are deef.


Putz
cameroon Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Welcome! I see you like all things British. Do you mind if we call you RentBoy?
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2010
Posts: 1,090
We are working on getting this fixed; our apologies for the inconvenience.
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I'm about 2.5 to 2.75" and wear about a 6.5 to 7 ring size.... hung like a light switch and like long walks on the beach
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
^^^^ ARE YOU A CORGY DOG ?
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
teedubbya wrote:
I'm about 2.5 to 2.75" and wear about a 6.5 to 7 ring size.... hung like a light switch and like long walks on the beach

Hung like a can of tuna? Pray
sd72 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
I heard the FDA is making the manufacturers all use only one size. So there's really no reason to list it.
jjanecka Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Y'know if this schmuck knew his cigar brands and vitolas better it wouldn't even matter...
8trackdisco Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
BENTLEYBOY wrote:
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO LENGTH OR RING SIZES BEING LISTED IN THE AUCTION DESCRIPTIONS AS THEY HAVE BEEN UP UNTIL RECENTLY? THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE AND A HINDERANCE TO MAKING AN INFORMED BID AND/OR PURCHASE.



Nice to have you back, RICKSAMAVEN.
Grinchbfd Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-18-2006
Posts: 1
BENTLEYBOY wrote:
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO LENGTH OR RING SIZES BEING LISTED IN THE AUCTION DESCRIPTIONS AS THEY HAVE BEEN UP UNTIL RECENTLY? THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE AND A HINDERANCE TO MAKING AN INFORMED BID AND/OR PURCHASE.



I agree. Why the sarcastic responses to this post? Must be all Dems
MACS Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Grinchbfd wrote:
I agree. Why the sarcastic responses to this post? Must be all Dems


You ain't read the forums much in 11 years, have you?
tonygraz Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
If you have a Bentley, cut them to whatever size you want, or run them over to the ring size you want.
elRopo Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Don't drop the soap in here else you're liable to find out.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
MACS wrote:
You ain't read the forums much in 11 years, have you?

unbelievable!
95BSharpshooter Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-03-2016
Posts: 37
Someone once told me that pipe smokers were generally mature and mellow fellows, and that cigar smokes were often a bunch of arrogant as*holes. He was right.
KingoftheCove Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
95BSharpshooter wrote:
Someone once told me that pipe smokers were generally mature and mellow fellows, and that cigar smokes were often a bunch of arrogant as*holes. He was right.

But........but........what about all the folks here and everywhere that smoke cigars AND pipes?
They must be mature, mellow, arrogant azzholes.

ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
Yes.
Nicar Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
I ordered one that said it was a torpedo.....when it arrived, i was disappointed... the damn thing won't fight in my submarine, it's too damn small.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Nicar wrote:
I ordered one that said it was a torpedo.....when it arrived, i was disappointed... the damn thing won't fight in my submarine, it's too damn small.



you sure must have stretched out your "submarine" ya poor poor bassard
tamapatom Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Nicar wrote:
I ordered one that said it was a torpedo.....when it arrived, i was disappointed... the damn thing won't fight in my submarine, it's too damn small.

I bought one that said "Toro" and it didn't get the bull's attention at all.
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
tamapatom wrote:
I bought one that said "Toro" and it didn't get the bull's attention at all.



maybe if you wore something a little more frilly
8trackdisco Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
95BSharpshooter wrote:
Someone once told me that pipe smokers were generally mature and mellow fellows, and that cigar smokes were often a bunch of arrogant as*holes. He was right.


Painting with a wide brush aren't we?

But I guess you have a pretty good understanding of people here.

Congrats on your 17 posts, Carpshooter.

teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Why why why
chazbo Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,160
If I don't know what size it is then I won't bid on itram27bat
99cobra2881 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Man this site maintenance has really brought all the s-hit to the top of the pond hasn't it. Fuhggin lurking noobs gotta come in here and post like anyone gives a shiat what they have to b-itch about.

It's getting old fast.

Waaaa waaaaa I can't see what size my **** Gurkhas are waaaaa!!!!
tamapatom Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Hard Rock Casino started charging $10 for parking and resulted in a negative social media storm. They stopped charging for parking. I guess people feel if they complain enough they can right a wrong or get someone to fix it.

All the new posters coming out of the woodwork suggests Cbid has been doing a good job most of the time.
99cobra2881 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Pretty sure they're working on it.
gummy jones Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
tamapatom wrote:
I bought one that said "Toro" and it didn't get the bull's attention at all.


hilarious
DrMaddVibe Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
BENTLEYBOY wrote:
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO LENGTH OR RING SIZES BEING LISTED IN THE AUCTION DESCRIPTIONS AS THEY HAVE BEEN UP UNTIL RECENTLY? THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE AND A HINDERANCE TO MAKING AN INFORMED BID AND/OR PURCHASE.









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qmech Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Well you know a gentleman never reveals that information until the time is right....
Q
qmech Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
After all a lady likes surprises, so long as the gift is a grand one..😁😁😁
Q
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
You have to paY huh?
qmech Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Don't we all?😁😁😁😁
Q
PS I am a happily married guy..😯😯😯😯
Badwolf Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 03-11-2009
Posts: 4
My first and probably last time on this. I only wanted to know about the missing size issue. From what i read, I suspect that a good number of these posters don't even smoke cigars, many sound like they are too young to shave.
99cobra2881 Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Beer
Badwolf wrote:
My first and probably last time on this. I only wanted to know about the missing size issue. From what i read, I suspect that a good number of these posters don't even smoke cigars, many sound like they are too young to shave.



Thin skinned folks don't see the humor they only see insults. The thing is this group of guys will give the shirt off their backs they just might tell you that if you weren't such a moochin know nothing noob you'd prolly be ok.

Pull up your big boy pants tie your boots on and laugh at the smart assery.

The people that post here are not customer service if you wanted answers, real answers you might try there first.

If you want to come in here and get butt hurt when people that had nothing to do with the changes, are already sick of all the first time posters in here doing nothing but complaining then kick rocks and keep driving up bids. Atleast now we know why there are so many overbids because most that have posted here complaining have showed a relatively low group IQ and an even lesser sense of humor.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
I'll give him some customer service.

First, he has to buy something.
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