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dstieger Offline
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http://www.speedousa.com/liquid-comfort-nose-clip/style-7530426
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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If she started smoking cigars she wouldn't notice.. Herfing
99cobra2881 Offline
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Date night? Tell her you don't smoke cigars with your ****.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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fortytwoforty wrote:
Any recommendations for mints or a mouthwash to eliminate the cigar smell? (Wife's suggestion.)



Jesus...get rid of the wrench that gets in the way of your enjoyment.

Do it now.

Let her find a pansy she can Bitch slap when she wants and you'll find a new woman that will accept you and your hobbies.
Just Relax Offline
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I guess I'm lucky my wife enjoys the occasional cigar too. My recommendation would be to enjoy the cigar after you wear her out. whip
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Does the Hitler bride have a sister?

You should totally go and **** her!
chazbo Offline
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Don't smoke on date night. Problem solvedHerfing unless it's that time of the month, in that case its doesn't matter what you do😜
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Better make sure you put the seat down on the toilet Francis!

Oh yeah...go get your own damned beer and sammich too!
jjanecka Offline
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Btw if you need to by a teddy bear, I Reccomend the "SHAWTY YOU FINE AS CHIT" bear from hollabears.com
DrMaddVibe Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Btw if you need to by a teddy bear, I Reccomend the "SHAWTY YOU FINE AS CHIT" bear from hollabears.com



Francis might want to cuddle with the Cholo Bear though!!!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted:
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Turn it up Francis!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtd5Hj0yxo
Burner02 Offline
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fennel seeds
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted:
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I bet dollars to donuts that Heather @ The Mann Center knows what to do.
Abrignac Offline
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fortytwoforty wrote:
Any recommendations for mints or a mouthwash to eliminate the cigar smell? (Wife's suggestion.)


That tightness you feel in the groin is her needle nose pliers squeezing your peanuts.
dstieger Offline
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4240...welcome, btw
MACS Offline
#16 Posted:
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Brush your teeth and rinse with mouth wash...
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
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eat some broccolis and slam a couple beers.. Beer
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted:
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Buh bye Francis...we hardly knew ye!


Glad I quoted your original post...that you erased!

Grow a pair before you pop back in here!
dharbolt Offline
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Lol that was quick
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