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Last post 7 years ago by jjanecka. 6 replies replies.
Whiskey for breakfast?
ovid Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2017
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I like to start the day with a medium cigar and a coffee sweetened with Johnnie Walker Black and Drambuie in my coffee. My wife thinks that this habit makes me a alcojolic but I say no it means I'm a full time conneseur
Abrignac Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,217
Did she also tell you to use spell check?
elRopo Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
ovid wrote:
I like to start the day with a medium cigar and a coffee sweetened with Johnnie Walker Black and Drambuie in my coffee. My wife thinks that this habit makes me a alcojolic but I say no it means I'm a full time conneseur

I'm not an alcoholic, they're always looking for a drink. I already have one.
Krazeehorse Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
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That doesn't make you an alcoholic. It makes you a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
itsawaldo Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2006
Posts: 4,221
For over thirty years I have an Irish coffee in the morning.
Convinced my wife a long time ago that I use liquid corn syrup to sweeten my coffee, she has no clue she's pouring Jameson. (Wine drinker since college)
I'm not a Connoisseur, a drunk or an alcoholic. I'm Irish!

"If you don't start in the morning, then you can't drink all day"
jjanecka Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I remember I went on a fishing trip with some brothers and one of them asked if I took cream and sugar with my coffee. I looked at him puzzled and told him "Hey man, it's 5am. Hand me a beer; it's time to get the grains in!"

I didn't catch much fish that day but then again I didn't need to. :P
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