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I SAID, I'M SO SICK EVEN MY UNDERWARE HURTS!!
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mikey1597 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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That's all
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:03 PM EST
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I've said enough already tonight, but that is quite a statement!
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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What is a Foghorn Leghorn quote, Alex.
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#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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Ring of fire 🔥???
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
What is a Foghorn Leghorn quote, Alex.

too bad it wasn't Double Jeopardy. You would have taken the lead with minutes left in our game tonight.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:30 PM EST
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That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, boy
itsawaldo Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 10:51 PM EST
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Switch to boxers
jespear Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 11:09 PM EST
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Go COMMANDO !
Problem solved.
bs_kwaj Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2017, 11:14 PM EST
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Underware?

Try a little WD40.

Beer
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 6:19 AM EST
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Just find an old sop rag and rub yourself down with a little goose grease. Works like a charm...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 7:37 AM EST
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TMI
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 7:41 AM EST
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http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/02/01/7-reasons-your-groin-is-so-itchy.html

Mellow
mikey1597 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 9:18 AM EST
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The flu is whipping my ass,,,,,,,,Dont remember having it before that took this long to get over.


Thanks to all for being so caring about my groinal area
TMCTLT Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 10:07 AM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
The flu is whipping my ass,,,,,,,,Dont remember having it before that took this long to get over.


Thanks to all for being so caring about my groinal area





Was literally just thinking yesterday....boy it's been a few years since I've gotten the Flu Bug!!! I feel for ya Bros. I really do, especially if it's accompanied with the vomits....I HATE the VOMITS!!!!!!!!

Get better my Friend fog
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 10:12 AM EST
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Cinnamon, cayenne, and a lot of vitamin C and B complex.
gummy jones Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 10:18 AM EST
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throw in some cider vinegar and an epsom salt bath!
cameroon Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 10:44 AM EST
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Fruit of the Loom sent
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 11:49 AM EST
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Y'all girls have the crappiest flu remedies. 1 part honey, 1 part lemon juice, 2 parts whiskey, 2 parts scalding hot water.

Breath in the fumes so the alcohol vaping off hits straight to your lungs.

Also if you have a sore throught 100% grapefruit juice does the trick. You'll know it works if you feel a sting.
SteveS Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 12:17 PM EST
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underwear ?
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 12:36 PM EST
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You should buy some drugs...


...just saying... they make these things... they help make you better.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 12:40 PM EST
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Drugs..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 2:01 PM EST
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poor mikey! Chicken noodle soup, with some thin ginger slices...
madspackler Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 6:39 PM EST
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Hot Toddy (see #18) and add the ginger slices to the mix. Double the Bourbon for the NIghtCap.

Chicken Noodle Soup - or Matzo Ball for Frank - during the day. Hope you are feeling better soon.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2017, 7:14 PM EST
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madspackler wrote:
Hot Toddy (see #18) and add the ginger slices to the mix. Double the Bourbon for the NIghtCap.

Chicken Noodle Soup - or Matzo Ball for Frank - during the day. Hope you are feeling better soon.

true, true...or Mrssledn's dumplings!
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Feb 2 2017, 8:02 AM EST
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OhMyGod
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Feb 2 2017, 8:17 AM EST
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Drafters underwear hurt once. He forgot to take them off and his boyfriend pushed them way up there.

Poor poor X
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Feb 2 2017, 8:28 AM EST
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Mad
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