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Last post 7 years ago by Gene363. 36 replies replies.
You can have her. I don't want her
jespear Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
She's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
she'stoofatforme.jpg
TMCTLT Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733


JEEBUS JOHN.....you know some chit you can't " unsee " YIKES
madspackler Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,608
Eye Bleach please.

Wow. This might give the Thonginator some competition.
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
If you stand behind her you might just find Cros...

sd72 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
Is this the Carolinas santa kids mom?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
poor, poor CROS... Sad
corey sellers Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Why did I open this dammit
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
d'oh! Speak to the hand Shame on you
NapalmMan67 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
Big girls need lovin too.


I've gone home drunk from a bar with a fat girl once a bunch of times.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Best thread comments in some time.
Gene363 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
Just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Hey! I was just a skinny lad..
Never knew no good from bad..
But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh..
Left alone with big fat Fanny..
She was such a naughty nanny...
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me.... Beer
NapalmMan67 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
Drafter is ridin his bike.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
I'd pay money to see her ride a bike.
MACS Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
DrMaddVibe wrote:
I'd pay money to see her ride a bike.


One of her butt cheeks would swallow that bike.
bgz Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Just thinking about the logistics of trying to tap this thing....

I'm thinking any solution is going to require a roll of duct tape and a plunger.
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I think you're supposed to supply your own plunger...
Gene363 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
bgz wrote:
Just thinking about the logistics of trying to tap this thing....

I'm thinking any solution is going to require a roll of duct tape and a plunger.


Just grease her up, there's a different piece in every crease. Frying pan
bs_kwaj Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
"Talk about mud flaps... my girl's got 'em."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

Spinal Tap.

jester
JadeRose Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
tailgater wrote:
If you stand behind her you might just smell Cros...





Fixed that for you
MACS Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
tailgater wrote:
If you stand behind her you might just find Cros...



Oh, I think she ATE Cros.
thurson Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
http://www.letssingit.com/bobby-vinton-lyrics-too-fat-polka-qd3mrs9#axzz4SXnHRaS0
jespear Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
thurson wrote:
http://www.letssingit.com/bobby-vinton-lyrics-too-fat-polka-qd3mrs9#axzz4SXnHRaS0
Yep.

Yep.
That song was the inspiration for the post.
thurson Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
jespear wrote:
Yep.

Yep.
That song was the inspiration for the post.


I remember my parents playing it when I was a kid...Arthur Godfrey version! LOL
cacman Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
Where's the wombat?
stinger88 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
I almost spit my soda out.
qmech Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Are you sure that isn't a couch?
qmech Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Now we know what happened to Jimmy!!
dstieger Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
I'd been wondering....so, qm, this lady invited Jimmy for a five minute herf?
[email protected] Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 07-14-2014
Posts: 38
Kiss my white ass.

WTF is wrong with you? I only hook up with the hottest broads you mouthbreathers can't even be in the same room with.

I'll give you a bit to edit your comment before I fuel the jet up.
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
Can't get off the ground with that one on board...
Gene363 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
Fat girls be like a riding a moped.

It's all fun until your friends find out. Shame on you
coolbreeze68 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 02-02-2010
Posts: 3,665
Just picture that twerkin to some hip hop in a thong.

You couldn't look away.
ZRX1200 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
You wouldn't stop till you were covered like a glazed donut.
coolbreeze68 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 02-02-2010
Posts: 3,665
With sprinkles................and cream filling.


*shudder*
Gene363 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
coolbreeze68 wrote:
Just picture that twerkin to some hip hop in a thong.

You couldn't look away.


I just threw up a little.
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