I read this in a book, very funny.
I was at a Irish pub about to light up a cigar, when some git comes up to tell me and tells me that he is trying to breathe in here. I then get everyones' attention in the pub and loudly ask, "how many of you think this guy has a right to breathe?" At which point nobody raised there hands and proceeded to chuck this weiner out on his arse in the street.
Tip: It helps to buy a round of beers first before trying to rouse the crowd in your direction.
