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Bojangles...KILL!
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2002
Posts: 12,746
We're training him to be a killer...
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TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
Be afraid....be very afraid!!
RDC Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Killing? Looks like he is humping!
eleltea Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Vicious.
Mr.Mean Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Which one is the stuffed animal?
Lowman Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Mr. Bojangles...Kill...

I knew a DOG Bojangles
And he'd KILL for you
WITH SHARPENED FANGS

With YELLOW hair a CURLY TAIL
And FLOPPY EARS
He would do the old HARD CHEW

He would jump so high
Jump so high
Then he lightly touch down

He told me of the time he worked with
Minstrel shows travelling
Throughout the south

He spoke with tears of fifteen years
How his dog and he
They would travel about.

But his dog up and died
He up and died
And after twenty years he still grieved

He said "I KILL now
At every chance in the Honky Tonks
For my drinks and TREATS

But most the time I spend
Behind these country bars
You see on I PEE a bit"

Then he shook his head
Oh lord when he shook his head
I could swear I heard someone say please

Mister Bojangles
Call him Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles come back and KILL please

Come back and KILL again Mr Bojangles




Low

PS... BWAHAHAHA !!!

BBJ Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-1999
Posts: 286
Lowman You HAve Way to Much time On Your Hands.LMAO
Lowman Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Truthfully, It HAS been a little slow at work...

Gotta amuse myself somehow... :o)

Low
Charlie Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Lowman, you and Jerry Jeff Walker should get together and write another hit song!

Charlie

PS My dogs "kill" each and everyone of those types of toys weekly!
divnmyk Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-07-2001
Posts: 461
Low-
Was that AMUSE yourself or AMAZE yourself?
bud451 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
Low....the next american idol.
Lowman Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Don't forget to call and vote for me!!
Lowman Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Don't forget to call and vote for me!!
Lowman Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
OOOPS..
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,610
Ever have to go out and find a Pikachu stuffed toy? Where's a damned carnival when you NEED one?

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/
Tobasco Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

Low, Low, Low.... How's it hangin man? Are you ok? Hehehe!

Mag
E-Chick Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
My how he's grown...or is it groan!? LOL!

Puppies can be such a pain in the ass, but damn! They're so cute!
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