Some women like short, fat cigars.
A woman will actually put a cigar in her mouth.
If you don't like your cigar you can throw it out.
It's legal to cut the head off your cigar.
With cigars you can suck and blow at YOUR convenience.
You can take a Cuban home with you and not worry about what friends and neighbors think.
Cigars are smarter, they're always there for you, and they know their place.
A cigar doesn't whine if you smoke it right away.
Cigars like to be taken out for long walks in the park too.
When a woman finishes her cigar she's ALWAYS satisfied!
