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Biden falls on old bag...
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2023, 2:48 PM EST
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Or somethin like that...

Mellow
RayR Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2023, 3:11 PM EST
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I heard one of the officers put that sandbag there to trip the old fugger up. Sad Old bag falls on the old bag.
Stogie1020 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2023, 4:20 PM EST
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Those lying dog faced pony soldiers...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 8:30 AM EST
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I heard he was on goof-balls... Mellow
JGKAMIN Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 9:45 AM EST
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“Biden falls on old bag...” OMG, is Pelosi ok?!?Herfing
RayR Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 10:17 AM EST
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JGKAMIN wrote:
“Biden falls on old bag...” OMG, is Pelosi ok?!?Herfing


Her face cracked up, but otherwise OK. Nothing her plastic surgeon can't repair again.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 1:03 PM EST
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I wonder if the dude that put the bag there is still alive..?? Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 1:19 PM EST
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JGKAMIN wrote:
“Biden falls on old bag...” OMG, is Pelosi ok?!?Herfing


I was thinking Dr. Jill...but still the same effect!


HAMMERTIME!!!
Stogie1020 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 2:28 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I was thinking Dr. Jill...but still the same effect!


HAMMERTIME!!!


Being a doctor, she treated him on-scene with some ice cream and a character band-aid.
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 2:40 PM EST
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Did she show him her boobs..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 6:23 PM EST
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think that's why he fell...his eye level dropped so precipitously he lost his balance...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2023, 6:49 PM EST
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Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
RayR Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2023, 9:24 AM EST
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Report: Sandbag That Tripped Biden On Stage Also Participated In Jan 6 Capitol Riot

Jun 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

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COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — The motive behind a sandbag's sudden attack on President Joe Biden became more clear today, as sources within the federal government have produced photos showing the sandbag also participated in the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6, 2021.

"This sandbag has been a dangerous entity for some time," said one source under the condition of anonymity. "After reviewing video footage from the January 6, 2021 riot at the Capitol, we discovered the sandbag among the other Trump-supporting domestic terrorists. The sandbag has evaded justice since that day, giving it the opportunity to trip President Biden at the Air Force commencement ceremony."

As officials continued to dig into the sandbag's past, further red flags were raised. "We have also found a lengthy manifesto written by the sandbag," the source said. "We will not be releasing the manifesto to the public due to the potential damage it could cause to our democracy, but it's really bad. Just trust us, we're the government."

More...

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-sandbag-also-participated-in-jan-6-capitol-riot
RayR Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2023, 9:30 AM EST
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Mumbling, Tumbling, President Senile Dementia

Thomas DiLorenzo

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Doing the Biden Two Step at the Air Force Academy. No wonder the Demo-Bolshevik party has announced that there will be no primary debates. They’ve got their perfect candidate in Brandon, along with perfect Senators Franken . . . er, I mean, Fein-stein and (Young Frankenstein look-alike) Fetterman.

https://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/mumbling-tumbling-president-senile-dementia/
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