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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2023, 11:02 PM EST
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I don’t know what he did, but it must have been pretty bad.
In order for his charges to be reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor,
he had to agree to perform an unsavory act of community service.

So DED came to visit Izonfire today at his homeless encampment.
Carrying with him a five finger bag of fine smokes and a bottle of Wild Turkey 101.
A favorite of the homeless grub.

In turn, the homeless grub provided an assortment of IPA’s from Bells and Four Peaks.
Which he stole from the local liquor establishment.
And also reciprocated with some meager smokes which have most likely been deposited in the trash.

Thank you Rick.
Amazing moment in time… Beer
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2023, 11:07 PM EST
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we wuz all hoping you wouldn't kill him.

Thanks.
izonfire Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2023, 11:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
we wuz all hoping you wouldn't kill him.

Thanks.

I made a promise to you Papa.
And I kep it… Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 7:11 AM EST
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It ain't the tenderloin in south part of town but at least the new homeless camp has a nice view.

I helped him christen the new place by taking a wiz in the front yard. Angel
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 8:22 AM EST
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Is there really a front or back yard if there's no home to divide them?
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 9:11 AM EST
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Another CBid love story ❤️
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 10:05 AM EST
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magic happens here!
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 10:06 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
It ain't the tenderloin in south part of town but at least the new homeless camp has a nice view.

I helped him christen the new place by leaving a wiz in the front yard. Angel


fify
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 11:32 AM EST
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Iffn I took a wiz would one be missing? Think
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 12:17 PM EST
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something to ponder...

also been wondering if you do actually have a dead eye, would Izon be caught in just a crosshair?
deadeyedick Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 12:50 PM EST
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How can there be just one crosshair. It takes two to tango.

I can confirm that even with a dead eye the other sees two crosshairs. +
deadeyedick Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 24 2023, 12:53 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Is there really a front or back yard if there's no home to divide them?


Well, it was outside the perimeter of the foundation. It wouldn't be couth to pee in the kitchen.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, May 1 2023, 12:22 AM EST
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Long fuc.kin week. Going nonstop. Exhausted.
But fu.keet. I’m having a daggum ceegar!

Tatuaje Tuxtla and sipping off the Wild Turkey 101 bottle.
Fantastic! Thank you Rick… Beer
deadeyedick Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, May 1 2023, 7:25 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Long fuc.kin week. Going nonstop. Exhausted.
But fu.keet. I’m having a daggum ceegar!

Tatuaje Tuxtla and sipping off the Wild Turkey 101 bottle.
Fantastic! Thank you Rick… Beer


*Translation*

Been on a bender slipping in and out of consciousness all week. This Tat Pork Chop sure beats the stogie butts I have been finding .... hic.
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, May 1 2023, 11:30 PM EST
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Ya know, everyone thinks owning your own meth lab is all glitz and glamour.
But I’ll tell ya, it’s not always so rosy. It can be very stressful.
With so much to do and think about, it keeps me awake for days on end…
deadeyedick Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 7:38 AM EST
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I gotta say I have nothing but respect for any guy that can/plans to build a house 98.2% by himself.............

That being said, it did occur to me that meth might have something to do with it.
MACS Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 2:15 PM EST
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Well... now we know someone has the coordinates.
deadeyedick Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 5:34 PM EST
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No mailbox yet but yeah. Angel
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 9:27 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... now we know someone has the coordinates.

Not so fast -

• no mailbox
• no delivery service
• no ceegar

Just some open land crammed with booby traps
Which I disabled for DED’s visit.

Mr. Jones taught me how to secure my perimeter…
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 9:30 PM EST
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Oh, the septic system is complete
And the rough plumbing is set,
So you can always come by to take a poop 💩 if’n ya wanna…
deadeyedick Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 4 2023, 6:46 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... now we know someone has the coordinates.


With your history of secrecy you got a lot of gonads talking coordinates.d'oh!
Stogie1020 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, May 4 2023, 12:21 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
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Welcome to town, Izon!
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