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IZON firestormed in person by a Spey.cial feller
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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2019, 5:59 PM EST
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After being shell-shocked by recent bombs, I tried to get my fuzzy head straight and get myself back on track on Monday morning. All of a sudden, I hear the doorbell ring, which doesn't happen, cause I'm tucked back in the woods. I head to the door, open it up, and find this congenial feller holding a box. It just clicked and I immediately knew. It was that, or a Jehovah's Witnesses' last witnessed moment...

It was Spey!!! Well, I'll be damned! I ushered him in and showed him around the place. And he's aware of my predicament, because he said he didn't bring a single cigar. So I opened up the box -

WHOA!!! 3 bottles of distilled works of art that I had never had before.

1 - Sazerac Rye
1 - Weller 12 Year
1 - Elmer T Lee Single Barrel

No way I was letting this moment pass without proceeding to uncap the Elmer T Lee and pouring us each a shot to sip. So smooth with almost a brandy floral finish. Excellent!!! Thoroughly enjoying the visit, it wasn't long to the glass was empty. So naturally, I uncapped the Sazerac. Never tasted a rye like this in my life! So smooth and delicious. Well, it soon turned to the feeling of a Friday night, so of course, we had to proceed to the Weller. Stunning! Sure, I had work to do, but fucque it!!! I went to the liquor cabinet and pulled out the Old Forester and Elijah Craig Small Batch that I procured thanks to this forum. That carried us through the remainder of a long and fantastic visit. Thank you Spey! Too cool brother!!!

I was gonna incorporate some smart ass schitt into the story for kicks, but no, I just wanna gloat over this.........
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izonfire Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 9:54 AM EST
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TTT
USNGunner Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 9:57 AM EST
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Very very nice. I wondered what the events of Monday you were referencing were about. That's great!

I have a bottle of the Elmer T. Lee here, I concur with your assessment. All those are good bourbons. That Sazerac is my go to Rye. I love it.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 10:50 AM EST
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Well done, Spey! Worthy target, as well.
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 11:01 AM EST
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IZON, I had a blast. I don't ROAK often, but when I do I make em count. I was a little fuzzy yesterday, but what the hell, it was 5 o'clock somewhere.
kombat96 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 11:49 AM EST
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I need friends like this, nice hit.
dstieger Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 11:52 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
I need friends


The mooching never stops with you, does it?
Angel
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 11:53 AM EST
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Nice job Spey!!! Sounds like a great afternoon...Applause
clintCigar Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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Nice! Elmer and Weller are pretty good. Never had the Sazerac.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 12:11 PM EST
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spey------------->horse <-------------Izon



Applause Applause Applause
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 12:32 PM EST
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Allen has bashed me a couple of times. This seems to be his level of comfort.
Dangerous guy, that Spey.
USNGunner Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 2:25 PM EST
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So with all that good bourbon showing up Rich, isn't your booze to cigar ration kitty wumpus at this point? ;)

I have to think that the fire stick level is low compared to the current fire water levels. One must have the proper level of cigar goodness to balance all those drams of whole grain goodness.

Just sayin................................. Frying pan


whip
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 2:39 PM EST
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Gunner, sound logic that. It would be a shame for all that nice whiskey to miss out on being drank with good cigars. Really, it would be a community service.
izonfire Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 4:10 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
So with all that good bourbon showing up Rich, isn't your booze to cigar ration kitty wumpus at this point? ;)
I have to think that the fire stick level is low compared to the current fire water levels. One must have the proper level of cigar goodness to balance all those drams of whole grain goodness.
Just sayin................................. Frying pan
whip


Speyside wrote:
Gunner, sound logic that. It would be a shame for all that nice whiskey to miss out on being drank with good cigars. Really, it would be a community service.


Alright you Rat Bastids!!!

We have already discussed this at length. Gunner, my friend, you deserve all the bombs. You have been involved in the trading and sharing of purchases. You deserve everything you get. Me, I haven't done schitt. 'Cept for hang out and be a pain in the ass. And yet, I've still been the recipient of way more than I could hope for. But SERIOUSLY, I do not have the room or storage for anything else. I have dropped the price of my place, and dropping it again in a few weeks if I don't get a contract. It's MOVE TIME. ANYTHING ELSE SENT WILL SUFFER THE CLIMATE EXTREMES OF OUTDOOR STORAGE!

I plan to get involved when I reach my next he11ho1e. And I think I might be using AKDave's old gun cabinet method for creating a new humidor as well. Then, you can start bullying if ya want! But not until then.

BTW - Send to Delta. I think he could use a pick-me-up. He seems kinda bitchy lately...
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 4:33 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Gunner, sound logic that. It would be a shame for all that nice whiskey to miss out on being drank with good cigars. Really, it would be a community service.


Right? Downright Humanitarian aid! Angel
USNGunner Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
BTW - Send to Delta. I think he could use a pick-me-up. He seems kinda bitchy lately...


Delta's low? Anxious
USNGunner Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 4:51 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Alright you Rat Bastids!!!

We have already discussed this at length. Gunner, my friend, you deserve all the bombs. You have been involved in the trading and sharing of purchases. You deserve everything you get. Me, I haven't done schitt. 'Cept for hang out and be a pain in the ass. And yet, I've still been the recipient of way more than I could hope for. But SERIOUSLY, I do not have the room or storage for anything else. I have dropped the price of my place, and dropping it again in a few weeks if I don't get a contract. It's MOVE TIME. ANYTHING ELSE SENT WILL SUFFER THE CLIMATE EXTREMES OF OUTDOOR STORAGE!

I plan to get involved when I reach my next he11ho1e. And I think I might be using AKDave's old gun cabinet method for creating a new humidor as well. Then, you can start bullying if ya want! But not until then.

BTW - Send to Delta. I think he could use a pick-me-up. He seems kinda bitchy lately...



Sounds like a thinly veiled mooch to me. Dancing
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 5:44 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Delta's low? Anxious


If you read into the bitchiness, it’s pretty apparent...
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 5:45 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Sounds like a thinly veiled mooch to me. Dancing


Don’t even try using my own tactics on me. Shame on you
USNGunner Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 6:17 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Don’t even try using my own tactics on me. Shame on you


Ah, but "Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

Or, a little less theatrical, "Good for the goose, good for the gander!" horse
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Sep 25 2019, 7:19 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Ah, but "Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

Or, a little less theatrical, "Good for the goose, good for the gander!" horse


Ancient Chinese proverb - “Don’t act like a fucquing gander!!!”
CelticBomber Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 1:08 AM EST
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So..... you need a Humidor?

and you're low....

Got it.
USNGunner Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 8:13 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
So..... you need a Humidor?

and you're low....

Got it.



Well hell Rich, take a Gander at that won't you? Whistle

"No good of himself does a listener hear,
Speak of the devil he's sure to appear"
Speyside Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 9:55 AM EST
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The mad bomber has taken notice. Beware. Bwhahahha!
kombat96 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 12:39 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
The mooching never stops with you, does it?
Angel



No, I just need better friends lol
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:12 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Well hell Rich, take a Gander at that won't you? Whistle
"No good of himself does a listener hear,
Speak of the devil he's sure to appear"

Speyside wrote:
The mad bomber has taken notice. Beware. Bwhahahha!


Some hear, yet fail to listen.
Some read, but fail to extract meaning.
Some in my midst. What am I to do?

Take my shovel. Dig more graves...
_____

Whuh Duh Fuh…
Never before have I seen such lack of comprehension, such a vastness of willful ignorance.
If I didn’t know y’all better, I’d think you were all retarded….…. Uhhhhh, wait a minute……..

Hmm…….

Anyway, wrong forum noobs!!!
You’re supposed to disregard other’s thoughts, opinions and feelings in the political forum!
_____

Honestly, you guys are the best.

But I can’t sustain any more attacks. Not for now.
I’ve got two confirmed addresses, so anything else I receive,
please indicate if you would like the eventual recipient to be Celtic or Gunner.
Otherwise, it will be chosen randomly.

Also, someone please PM me Kombat’s addy. It seems he is low…
Speyside Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 3:15 PM EST
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On cigars or friends?
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 4:14 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
On cigars or friends?


Either. I am willing to do my part...
CelticBomber Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Either. I am willing to do my part...



You have NO idea what you just volunteered for. But, you will..... oh yes..... YOU WILL.
CelticBomber Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 10:08 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Well hell Rich, take a Gander at that won't you? Whistle

"No good of himself does a listener hear,
Speak of the devil he's sure to appear"




What I miss? I was busy drinking whiskey, smoking dope, snorting blow and laying pipeShhh Shhh . All within a 5 mile radius and those coppers never caught me! whip ✌
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2019, 11:54 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
What I miss? I was busy drinking whiskey, smoking dope, snorting blow and laying pipeShhh Shhh . All within a 5 mile radius and those coppers never caught me! whip ✌


Schitt!!! You never left your backyard!
USNGunner Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 12:41 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
What I miss? I was busy drinking whiskey, smoking dope, snorting blow and laying pipeShhh Shhh . All within a 5 mile radius and those coppers never caught me! whip ✌



LOL. All the drama. Rich is wetting himself over three independently timed bombs that he thinks you coordinated. LOL

Steve02 dropped the heavy bomb on him, while I, not knowing that was happening sent a surgical strike for a couple of smokes he mentioned wanting to try but passing on because of his pending move. Then, Spey dropped in with a load of firewater.

Izonfire has had a good week. Beer
izonfire Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 1:00 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
LOL. All the drama. Rich is wetting himself over three independently timed bombs that he thinks you coordinated. LOL

Steve02 dropped the heavy bomb on him, while I, not knowing that was happening sent a surgical strike for a couple of smokes he mentioned wanting to try but passing on because of his pending move. Then, Spey dropped in with a load of firewater.

Izonfire has had a good week. Beer


Hmmmmm...........

Let’s see... Celtic’s the only one who had my addy.
So who do you think is ultimately responsible for this fiasco???

And I wet myself cause it’s late,
and I’m too f’n lazy to get up off da couch.
Feels kinda warm n’ cozy...

You’re right. It’s been a great week. And gonna be a great weekend. Possibly 3 synchro-smokes. One for sure with you Vince. Looking forward to it!
streetrod Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 6:39 AM EST
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Great hit!
gummy jones Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 6:56 AM EST
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boom goes the dynamite
NapalmMan67 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 8:13 AM EST
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Looks like that wasn't a bad day. Surprised it wasn't wine though, Spey knows his chit.


Izon- Are you a FIB?
USNGunner Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 8:24 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Let’s see... Celtic’s the only one who had my addy.
So who do you think is ultimately responsible for this fiasco???


Granted, there is a fine line between "instigated", and "facilitated", but, there is however, a line. Anxious

izonfire wrote:
And I wet myself cause it’s late,
and I’m too f’n lazy to get up off da couch.
Feels kinda warm n’ cozy...


Ok then. Anxious

izonfire wrote:
You’re right. It’s been a great week. And gonna be a great weekend. Possibly 3 synchro-smokes. One for sure with you Vince. Looking forward to it!


Ditto. whip

So, have you been watching the porch? Whistle

Just kidding.


Or is he?

Only the shadow knows. BigGrin
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:09 AM EST
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
Looks like that wasn't a bad day. Surprised it wasn't wine though, Spey knows his chit.

There was plenty of whining. But we had plenty of whiskey, so we didn’t care

NapalmMan67 wrote:
Izon- Are you a FIB?

I’m just below the cheddar curtain, but I spend a lot of time in WI, and not at the Fibber spots.
So I guess I’m a FIB that’s pretty cheesy. I blend in well up der...
izonfire Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
So, have you been watching the porch? :-"


Shotgun’s always ready to go. Right by the door.
Like a good hillbilly

ram27bat
USNGunner Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:20 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I’m just below the cheddar curtain, but I spend a lot of time in WI, and not at the Fibber spots.
So I guess I’m a FIB that’s pretty cheesy. I blend in well up der...


So Yes would be the short answer?

Frying pan

When I learned I was a FIB.

The waitress who had been very personable to this point asked me,

"You know why you can't get a BJ in Chicago on the weekend?"

"No, why?"

"Cause all the pole smokers are up here!"

And walked off. Well then. Ok. LOL.

Live and learn. My Auntie in Lancaster still loves me though. At least she says so. Think
Speyside Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:31 AM EST
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Hmmmm, good point napalm.
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#42 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 12:13 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Hmmmmm...........

Let’s see... Celtic’s the only one who had my addy.
So who do you think is ultimately responsible for this fiasco???

And I wet myself cause it’s late,
and I’m too f’n lazy to get up off da couch.
Feels kinda warm n’ cozy...

You’re right. It’s been a great week. And gonna be a great weekend. Possibly 3 synchro-smokes. One for sure with you Vince. Looking forward to it!


While Celtic may have ultimately been coerced to give up your address, the hits were all of our doing.
izonfire Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 1:12 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
While Celtic may have ultimately been coerced to give up your address, the hits were all of our doing.


Fully acknowledged and fully appreciated Pray
CelticBomber Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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Yeah... coerced....... Let's roll with that one.


My work here is almost complete..... I get one of you to strike down your father in anger with a light saber (DIE DISNEY, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BURN!) and your training is complete.
delta1 Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Delta's low? Anxious


izonfire wrote:
If you read into the bitchiness, it’s pretty apparent...


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
.
izonfire Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 8:53 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
.


That only confirms it my friend...
Speyside Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:02 PM EST
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Confirms what. I'm kinda feeling no pain. Redbreast 15, Teeling single grain, and Bushmills 21.
frankj1 Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Sep 27 2019, 9:22 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Confirms what. I'm kinda feeling no pain. Redbreast 15, Teeling single grain, and Bushmills 21.

drinking?
Perf!
go directly to the Political forum and add to our stupidity.

Hope to see some great stuff in the morning.
G'night.
izonfire Offline
#49 Posted: Sat, Sep 28 2019, 2:40 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Confirms what. I'm kinda feeling no pain. Redbreast 15, Teeling single grain, and Bushmills 21.


Feelin’ a wee bit Irish I see. A bit of a mishap next door, so no whiskey for me tonight. Spey’s top shelf untouched tonight...
Speyside Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Sep 28 2019, 8:10 AM EST
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Ended with some Powers gold, and Tullimore dew 12. Had some great shepards pie so it seemed appropriate. Plus, less carbs and calories than wine.
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