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teedubbya Offline
#451 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 2:50 PM EST
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I never feed Louie dog human food. That's why he is in great shape half way through his life. We could all learn from that and just eat balanced kibble. But....

I just walked him 4 miles without feeding him breakfast. It's a 4 mile trail along the Missouri River that empties out to a little town with an Irish brewpub.

I'm 6 pints in and ready to walk back. He is really hungry and I just ordered 2 scotch eggs. Should I let him eat one? Nice or mean? I eat what I want and am fat and will die young. If I keep him from eating what he wants he will likely live to be old and healthy. What say you?

As an aside this little town also has home rolled cigars that are really good. The walk back will be nice.

Oh yea and Fuch you all I don't really care about your opinion I'm just pretending.

Eat me

Wheel
teedubbya Offline
#452 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 2:57 PM EST
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Oh yeah I almost forgot. This town also has a store that sells nothing but Irish whiskey and scotch They have hundreds of different bottles and they will give you an ounce and a half of anything that's in the store for 1/10 of the price of a bottle

I'm going to try a few of those and then stagger back zigzag the 3 1/2 or 4 miles to my car

Then I'm gonna put Louis in the cage start up my car and drive really drunk until I get home

Hopefully that's enough to start an interesting conversation **** you all

Oh yeah eat me.

Goddamn I'm bored
victor809 Offline
#453 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 3:02 PM EST
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Hahaha... get back in your cage TW!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#454 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 4:06 PM EST
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So, TW's back. And a little bitter, it seems. I bet Louie-dog's having fun, though.
frankj1 Offline
#455 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 4:07 PM EST
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we were worried sick
SmokeMonkey Offline
#456 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 4:09 PM EST
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Well, sick might be an overstatement....
frankj1 Offline
#457 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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worried might be an overstatement
8trackdisco Offline
#458 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 4:45 PM EST
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He's following the Missouri River? Must be looking for CROS.
teedubbya Offline
#459 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 5:11 PM EST
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Lots of pretty moufs.
DrafterX Offline
#460 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#461 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 5:17 PM EST
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I know where Tee is. Should I go take Louie away from him. Sounds like Louie dog has a hard life. I hope they don't stop for a jar of Jif on the way home.

Mad
DrafterX Offline
#462 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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OhMyGod
teedubbya Offline
#463 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:14 PM EST
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Choosy mofos chose jif.

I'm home and drunk. Louie is sleeping. Kick the baybeeee
MACS Offline
#464 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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Caught 5 calico bass. All too small to keep.

Still beats sitting at home.
frankj1 Offline
#465 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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just back from dinner...

steak tips, sauteed green beans, shaved brussells sprouts slaw. pretty full right now.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#466 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:39 PM EST
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Boys came back from college for a night. Sat out and had a smoke while visiting with them, went out for Mexican. Nice night.
teedubbya Offline
#467 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:42 PM EST
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I'm drunk and making pizza.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#468 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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That also sounds like a nice night.
teedubbya Offline
#469 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:12 PM EST
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I'm touching myself right now.
8trackdisco Offline
#470 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:29 PM EST
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Too many cigars today. Pizza and a walk with my wife. Good chat.

Shaved, showered, and watching a show on solitary confinement on Frontline. Not exactly uplifting.
teedubbya Offline
#471 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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I'm uplifted right now.
DrafterX Offline
#472 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:50 PM EST
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Pizza and wings... Beer
delta1 Offline
#473 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:58 PM EST
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Made a big batch of pulled pork yesterday for my grandson's 3rd birthday party today. Everybody loved it...no left-overs to bring home. Kids grow up way too fast. 95 degrees here in Corona...just marinated some chicken legs and thighs for a pool party for the kids and grandkids tomorrow...gonna go for a walk when it cools down in an hour or two...
frankj1 Offline
#474 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Made a big batch of pulled pork yesterday for my grandson's 3rd birthday party today. Everybody loved it...no left-overs to bring home. Kids grow up way too fast. 95 degrees here in Corona...just marinated some chicken legs and thighs for a pool party for the kids and grandkids tomorrow...gonna go for a walk when it cools down in an hour or two...

love this
DrafterX Offline
#475 Posted: Sat, Apr 22 2017, 10:10 PM EST
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Ya... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#476 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 2:25 AM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
SmokeMonkey Offline
#477 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 6:39 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#478 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 7:23 AM EST
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Bizarro football weekend continues.

Hoping for a United win (bettering Palace's chances of staying up).

Pulling for City to decapatate Arsenal 3 or 4 nil, to for the long term benefit of the club.
mikey1597 Offline
#479 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 7:26 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
just back from dinner...

steak tips, sauteed green beans, shaved brussells sprouts slaw. pretty full right now.



I would have opted for the shaved clams........... wheel
tamapatom Offline
#480 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 7:33 AM EST
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Took the blue tarp off to work on the roof again. It rained. Put the tarp back on. It stopped.
8trackdisco Offline
#481 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 7:35 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Took the blue tarp off to work on the roof again. It rained. Put the tarp back on. It stopped.


You have an interesting hobby.
DrafterX Offline
#482 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:17 AM EST
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Cool Dudes. ...
DrafterX Offline
#483 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:29 AM EST
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I feel like I rolled a car... had 576 retaining wall blocks delivered yesterday and I went to work. .. only about a quarter done so far... I'm not in a big hurry to get back out there this morning. ... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#484 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I feel like I rolled a car... had 576 retaining wall blocks delivered yesterday and I went to work. .. only about a quarter done so far... I'm not in a big hurry to get back out there this morning. ... Mellow


Put some pork in the pan, eatbup, grab a nap.
DrafterX Offline
#485 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:33 AM EST
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Wife is still sleeping. .. ain't no pork up in da pan. .. Sad
8trackdisco Offline
#486 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:38 AM EST
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Could be worse. You could be TW. Waking up with a hangover, and crusted peanut butter on your scrote.
DrafterX Offline
#487 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:40 AM EST
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True... true. ... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#488 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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Poor Louie-dog.... Sad
SmokeMonkey Offline
#489 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:44 AM EST
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Man United v Burnley, coffee, no peanut butter on my scrotum, no hangover. I may be doing this wrong....
DrafterX Offline
#490 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 8:53 AM EST
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There's always tomorrow. ... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#491 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 9:24 AM EST
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True, true
SmokeMonkey Offline
#492 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:10 AM EST
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Could be a costly 3 points.
frankj1 Offline
#493 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:11 AM EST
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this 500 will wrap up today. In the spirit of the OP and the O.T...

made fried matzah for breakfast, had to use up the last couple.
DrafterX Offline
#494 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:13 AM EST
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Poor little matzahs... Sad
tonygraz Offline
#495 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:15 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Cherry Cheesecake Day, National Lost Dogs Awareness Day, National Picnic Day, National Take a Chance Day and National Talk Like Shakespeare Day.

Drafter- I hope you got the first course in right on the wall. Is it going to be a beautiful wall ?
DrafterX Offline
#496 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:19 AM EST
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It's level if that's what you mean... but my backyard has two levels and I'm at the transition now.. gonna take some work... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#497 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:36 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Poor little matzahs... Sad

they gave their lives to a good cause
bgz Offline
#498 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:37 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Mornin' - It's National Take your stray dog on a picnic with that not so hot chick you met to talk Shakespear over Cherry Cheesecake Day!


FIFY
Ram27 Offline
#499 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:52 AM EST
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Busy busy busy Brick wall


Called into work ward. Frying pan

Good bye ya'all. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#500 Posted: Sun, Apr 23 2017, 10:54 AM EST
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I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the dream weaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind..... Mellow
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