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victor809 Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:32 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
To be fair... most normal people would have doubts that most of the posters here are real men too...
MissAshlie Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:33 PM EST
Joined: 04-04-2017
Posts: 56
Where else can you post? I am not a fan of social media (I have a stalker).
bgz Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:36 PM EST
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Posts: 13,023
Photobucket?
MissAshlie Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:38 PM EST
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Posts: 56
bgz wrote:
Photobucket?


I will have to see how that works, never used it before.
bgz Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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How we know it's not some random picture, post one of you flipping us off and I'll be a believer :D
jjanecka Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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Posts: 4,334
Y'all already freaked her out. I really did think it was hank.
MissAshlie Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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Posts: 56
bgz wrote:
How we know it's not some random picture, post one of you flipping us off and I'll be a believer :D


So paranoid. That picture was a few months ago. Not to sound like a prude, but I don't use that finger.
99cobra2881 Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:50 PM EST
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
bgz wrote:
How we know it's not some random picture, post one of you flipping us off and I'll be a believer :D


Hold a sign with your username on it.
bgz Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:51 PM EST
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Do you have a sombrero by chance?
MissAshlie Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:52 PM EST
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Posts: 56
99cobra2881 wrote:
Hold a sign with your username on it.


You guys are ridiculous....smh
jjanecka Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:53 PM EST
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Yes Cobra is right, the sign with your username is the only way you can prove it.
jjanecka Offline
#62 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:54 PM EST
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Plus it's not immodest and then you will get credit for being honest.
bgz Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:54 PM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
You guys are ridiculous....smh


We have a reputation to uphold, this ain't puff.
99cobra2881 Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:55 PM EST
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Posts: 2,472
MissAshlie wrote:
You guys are ridiculous....smh


Says the girl who's been here a few hours. Thou hast not seen anything yet. Gonz
MissAshlie Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:56 PM EST
Joined: 04-04-2017
Posts: 56
I'll get on it, holy smokes. Hoops to jump through just to prove who I am. Not sure why I care though. I just wanted to learn about cigars.

I will say I have found a lot of dark cigars I want to try. So much information on this site when you search. Thanks for the tip on that, btw.
victor809 Offline
#66 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:56 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
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It does get way more ridiculous.

I spent months having to argue that I existed when I first joined. They were convinced I was a dude named adroomi...

(Jokes on them I totally am)
MACS Offline
#67 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:56 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Pardon us for being dubious.

Think about this for a second... why would a young lady want to spend ANY of her time on a cigar forum with a bunch of guys old enough to be her father, or in FGM's sake... her grandfather?

Now-- add to that question the fact that dudes have showed up here in the past, claiming to be chicks. Excuse us for being skeptical.
cameroon Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
You guys are ridiculous....smh


This I would agree with



MissAshlie wrote:
I have a stalker


This makes me want to doubt, since if you are who you say you are it was pretty ridiculously easy to figure you out in 5 seconds.

Come to think of it, that might augur in favor of a true female as well . . . .
victor809 Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:58 PM EST
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^ and now another stalker...

Ya know guys... this is why we can't have nice things....
MACS Offline
#70 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 3:59 PM EST
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And yes, we are a shade beyond ridiculous. I think assinine might fit.
cameroon Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:00 PM EST
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Deleted the hints as to personal info, but suffice it to say either she's real or a criminal stealing the profile of an innocent girl. That person does exist, with the stated background.
MissAshlie Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:00 PM EST
Joined: 04-04-2017
Posts: 56
MACS wrote:
Pardon us for being dubious.

Think about this for a second... why would a young lady want to spend ANY of her time on a cigar forum with a bunch of guys old enough to be her father, or in FGM's sake... her grandfather?

Now-- add to that question the fact that dudes have showed up here in the past, claiming to be chicks. Excuse us for being skeptical.


Like I said, I want to learn about cigars. Maybe I will just read, rather than post.
cameroon Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:01 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
And yes, we are a shade beyond ridiculous. I think assinine might fit.


You have to admit, it was more than 75% likely she was Hank, spoofing. It was all-too-coincidental.
99cobra2881 Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:02 PM EST
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Most users browsing I've ever seen in a thread at the same time.
bgz Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
Like I said, I want to learn about cigars. Maybe I will just read, rather than post.



Seriously though, if you make believers of us, we will do our very best to be on better behavior in threads which you grace us with your presence :)
MACS Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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Meh. You'll be fine.

It's like a man cave in here. Women occasionally show up and it puts us out of sorts for a minute. d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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Poor hank... this is taking all the attention away from his absence and likely death.
bgz Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:05 PM EST
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RIP hank.
MACS Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Poor hank... this is taking all the attention away from his absence and likely death.


Okay, that made me LOL.
jjanecka Offline
#80 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:07 PM EST
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Victor, that was hilarious! Applause
99cobra2881 Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:07 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Poor hank... this is taking all the attention away from his absence and likely death.



Ashlie is hanks other personality that only comes out when he's wearing his skin suit, he made out of dead hookers.
jjanecka Offline
#82 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:09 PM EST
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I didn't peg hank to be the type of man that would spend time with women of ill repute.
victor809 Offline
#83 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:10 PM EST
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I heard Hank's wife pegged him plenty.

But that fits under whatever two consenting adults choose to do....
99cobra2881 Offline
#84 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:11 PM EST
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Aaaaand she's gone.






Well done. Lol
bgz Offline
#85 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:13 PM EST
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lmfao, you guys never cease to amaze me.

Like victor said... this is why we can't have nice things.

Again... I blame cameroon.
MACS Offline
#86 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:13 PM EST
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She'll be back. We're like a train wreck... you have to keep looking.
cameroon Offline
#87 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:19 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
lmfao, you guys never cease to amaze me.

Like victor said... this is why we can't have nice things.

Again... I blame cameroon.


Herfing
tripleguy Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:23 PM EST
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 62
And i was fixin to ask her a question only a chick would know. Something along the lines of how often does a uterus shed its lining or, what color's your bush?
cameroon Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:36 PM EST
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Confirmed, that picture belongs to a woman who is now in her early '30s, and lives in Hawaii. MassiveAssy is a massive liar and probably a criminal to boot.

Some of you guys need to get out more. :)
jjanecka Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:41 PM EST
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Maybe she's an axe murderer out for revenge.
bgz Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:51 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Maybe she's an axe murderer out for revenge.


Oh.... I bus drove you, she PMd me, said you were sweet.

My bad bro.
cameroon Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh.... I bus drove you, she PMd me, said you were sweet.

My bad bro.


They Said He Had a Big Mouth . . . But His Cleaver Was Even Bigger

Janecka's Horror II: The Hankening
jjanecka Offline
#93 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:01 PM EST
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DUN DUN DUN!!!!! I am royally f'kd if that's the case.
jjanecka Offline
#94 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:03 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh.... I bus drove you, she PMd me, said you were sweet.

My bad bro.


Well I do have that magicians touch and a knightly personage.
victor809 Offline
#95 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:13 PM EST
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cameroon wrote:
They Said He Had a Big Mouth . . . But His Beaver Was Even Bigger

Janecka's Horror II: The Hankening


FIFY
jjanecka Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:24 PM EST
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If I get raped by Hank this story isn't going to end well for anyone... Not talking
bgz Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 6:15 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
If I get raped by Hank this story isn't going to end well for anyone... Not talking


Don't worry, we'll fix it in part III
JadeRose Offline
#98 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 6:41 PM EST
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99 posts and the word clam is not used once. RIP wheel.
tamapatom Offline
#99 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 6:52 PM EST
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What is this.......the He-man woman haters club?
corey sellers Offline
#100 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 6:55 PM EST
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Prayers sent Hank
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