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CIGAR BID W0NT RU8 MY TH!GH$ - I JUST G0T H0M# Fr0M Y0gA
emma447 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2016
Posts: 49
Hey, my CBid old man, hnixon12 clear out your PM's Big Daddy. Got a message for ya.

Em
tonygraz Offline
#2 Posted:
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I heard that Nixon resigned - I like rubbing thighs.
jespear Offline
#3 Posted:
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emma447 wrote:
Hey, my CBid old man, hnixon12 clear out your PM's Big Daddy. Got a message for ya.

Em


Be careful . . . he MAY just be interested in your Cubans. Sneaky
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Is Emma's Cuban of a large ring gauge? Because then drafter might be interested.
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted:
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C,mon Victor, Drafter goes higher.
jjanecka Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 4,334
He needs both girth and legnth. That's how Mexican powerbottoms roll.
emma447 Offline
#7 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Is Emma's Cuban of a large ring gauge? Because then drafter might be interested.

I'm more interested how you can wiggle whats in your mouth.
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted:
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...yeahhh.... that's between me and shana and trish...
emma447 Offline
#9 Posted:
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They can come too.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
Yep... she's a man, man...
gummy jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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I met this girl on a cigar forum. She's really hot and we made a great connection. We just kind of get each other, you know...
99cobra2881 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 2,472
gummy jones wrote:
I met this girl on a cigar forum. She's really hot and we made a great connection. We just kind of get each other, you know...


Yup it's a dude.

https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU
Peckerhead Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
..an attention wh0re is more like it.
bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
99cobra2881 wrote:
Yup it's a dude.

https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU


LMFAO!

That guy speaks truths.

You guys are right, this chick is a dude.
Peckerhead Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
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..tried to tell you the other day knucklehead.
No woman writes like that!

The double entendre alone is enough to make me hurl.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted:
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...its prolly just me under a different login.
Peckerhead Offline
#17 Posted:
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^..nice pic, going with Robin Scherbatsky was subtle.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted:
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I heard a lot of guys on here would like to bend victor over anyway, so it's all good. They can just tape that chicks picture to the back of his head and say they tapped that chick on cbid.
emma447 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 49
MACS wrote:
Yep... she's a man, man...

Heh, sorry to disappoint you MACS, but I am a woman.

I don't know why you would think I was a guy.
gummy jones Offline
#20 Posted:
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Yea Macs
Sheesh
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
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emma447 wrote:
Heh, sorry to disappoint you MACS, but I am a woman.

I don't know why you would think I was a guy.

MACS meant he was disappointed you aren't a guy.
Who knows why...California maybe?
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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Frank, did you have "the talk" with him when you were out there ?
emma447 Offline
#23 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
MACS meant he was disappointed you aren't a guy.
Who knows why...California maybe?


Well, there are two boys here who can very I am a woman, they have my info.

I can't do anything else for you there. I'm not showing my face on here, but what do you want a sign held up with my username across my chest or something?
bgz Offline
#24 Posted:
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^ yes?!?

I'm not good at quizzes :/
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#25 Posted:
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emma447 wrote:
Well, there are two boys here who can very I am a woman, they have my info.

I can't do anything else for you there. I'm not showing my face on here, but what do you want a sign held up with my username across my chest or something?


Is that not you in your pic?

Whoever is in that pic looks exactly like a girl I work with. Crazy similar.
jjanecka Offline
#26 Posted:
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You work with Bruce Jenner?
Stinkdyr Offline
#27 Posted:
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emma447 wrote:
Well, there are two boys here who can very I am a woman, they have my info.

I can't do anything else for you there. I'm not showing my face on here, but what do you want a sign held up with my username across my chest or something?



Chest pics would be appreciated..........and validated.

Herfing
MACS Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
Why wouldn't you show your face? Solution: hold the screen name in front of your face.

Just make sure the rack is visible.
bgz Offline
#29 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Why wouldn't you show your face? Solution: hold the screen name in front of your face.

Just make sure the rack is visible.


That would be too easy to photoshop.

I would say use lipstick directly on the chest, that would probably be the hardest to shop.

I was about to say to use a sharpie, but then I thought better of it, lipstick can wipe right off :)
victor809 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ya know... we've been asking drafter to do the same thing with his moobs for years... to no avail.
elRopo Offline
#31 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Why wouldn't you show your face? Solution: hold the screen name in front of your face.

Just make sure the rack is visible.

But what if she's a pirates delight (sunken chest)? No, I think the question can only be resolved by approaching it from a different angle.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,309
Stinkdyr wrote:
Chest pics would be appreciated..........and validated.

Herfing


I think AndyTV got banned for doing something kinda like that.

He was a real rebel.

Come back AndyTV, come back!
dstieger Offline
#33 Posted:
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elRopo wrote:
No, I think the question can only be resolved by approaching it from a different angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZB2mVpb3s
elRopo Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
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ThumpUp ThumpUp
dstieger wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZB2mVpb3s

bgz Offline
#35 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Ya know... we've been asking drafter to do the same thing with his moobs for years... to no avail.


Keep up the good work, I have faith you'll make it happen!
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