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CHLUKE2014 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-2013
Posts: 2
Anyone else having problems with their orders. I'm not getting my orders and the credit card charges aren't matching what they say they are sending me. The customer service phones are always busy.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
No... Mellow
RobertHively Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,817
CHLUKE2014 wrote:
Anyone else having problems with their orders. I'm not getting my orders and the credit card charges aren't matching what they say they are sending me. The customer service phones are always busy.


Run man! Before the trolls consume you. Cbid had a meltdown, it's still melting. They're coming...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Geez....please take a look at the other threads before posting a new one...if you look around there are about 20 threads about this same thing. Not trying to be rude but this is getting ridiculous. ha. Good luck with your order. Seems like I am the only one that didn't have a problem with their order. Got my order last week that I ordered the week before.
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
what a ******
Smokin1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-05-2009
Posts: 2
I've been on hold for 20 minutes and counting! No one answers the phone; no emails returned...! What is going on? They sent me only part of my order with no invoice or explanation. I'd rather have my time back than those 15 cigarsjavascript:insertsmiley('Brick wall ','/Forum/Images/Emoticons/eusa_wall.gif')
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
dstieger wrote:
what a ******


Thanks! Herfing
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I don't think they are having any issues are they?
gummy jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
they forgot to put my complimentary matches in one of my shipments last week
they made up for it by same day air mailing me 2 packs
otherwise things seem pretty seamless

victor809 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Anyone hear a weird rumor there are order issues?

I haven't seen anything about that...
SteveS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
CHLUKE2014 wrote:
Anyone else having problems with their orders.


Mine came OK ... had a couple of items backordered, but otherwise
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
mine came faster than usual but I always PM my orders to Trish
elRopo Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Received my order today, no invoice but these are the dog rockets that I won. No complaints.
cameroon Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
My last few orders have been fine
RobertHively Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,817
cameroon wrote:
My last few orders have been fine


What, no WELCOME...? How am I supposed to troll a troll if the troll aint trolling no mo?
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
RobertHively wrote:
What, no WELCOME...? How am I supposed to troll a troll if the troll aint trolling no mo?

say that 3 times fast...
bgz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
BobbleHeadly wrote:
What, no WELCOME...? How am I supposed to troll a troll if the troll aint trolling no mo?



I'll do his job for him...

CHLUKE2014, welcome to this fine dark corner of the internet. We here feel that your name looks like a bunch of gibberish, so is it ok if we refer to you as chuckle head?
RobertHively Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,817
bgz wrote:
I'll do his job for him...

CHLUKE2014, welcome to this fine dark corner of the internet. We here feel that your name looks like a bunch of gibberish, so is it ok if we refer to you as chuckle head?



Bumble Bee Tuna,

Thank you. But, it's just not the sameSad
isaacnordby Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2012
Posts: 1
It's hilarious until it's happening to you...try calling them if you think this is all made up. Busy signal on an 800# and order was won on 2/22 with nothing but a bunch of apologetic emails.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
lies... all lies...
gocyclic Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 04-29-2012
Posts: 1
I placed an order February 10th, received part of it and got an email that said they were working on it. So far, no responses to my inquiries and the phone is always busy.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
isaacnordby wrote:
It's hilarious until it's happening to you...try calling them if you think this is all made up. Busy signal on an 800# and order was won on 2/22 with nothing but a bunch of apologetic emails.



You think we let just anyone run through our wires?

Come in here with your little girl shrieks, T-Rex arms flailing and parading around in some circle jerk isn't going to win you jack schitt!

Acting like that just makes you appear weak, scared and incapable. I don't care what either...so we'll just check all the boxes on you.

When you decide to act like John Wayne maybe you might get some respect, but this cute little bitch party isn't winning anyone over.

Nut up or shut up.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
gocyclic wrote:
I placed an order February 10th, received part of it and got an email that said they were working on it. So far, no responses to my inquiries and the phone is always busy.



No you didn't.

Go back to Liar Island!
imahammer Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 11-12-2016
Posts: 3
CHLUKE2014 wrote:
Anyone else having problems with their orders. I'm not getting my orders and the credit card charges aren't matching what they say they are sending me. The customer service phones are always busy.


Yes I am having the same problems
imahammer Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 11-12-2016
Posts: 3
DrMaddVibe wrote:
No you didn't.

Go back to Liar Island!
I am having the same problems and I won't order anything else. Go to Best Cigar Prices.com
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Wellllll...

I got my order today...

Supposed to get three things...

Only TWO CAME AND NO
"Bill or order slip"

No big deal...
I'll just send a email to customer service and wait.

C-BID IS STILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE GREAT !!!
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
DrMaddVibe wrote:
You think we let just anyone run through our wires?

Come in here with your little girl shrieks, T-Rex arms flailing and parading around in some circle jerk isn't going to win you jack schitt!

Acting like that just makes you appear weak, scared and incapable. I don't care what either...so we'll just check all the boxes on you.

When you decide to act like John Wayne maybe you might get some respect, but this cute little bitch party isn't winning anyone over.

Nut up or shut up.

ye brought a tear to me eyes, lad.
ddragggon Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
DrMaddVibe wrote:
You think we let just anyone run through our wires?

Come in here with your little girl shrieks, T-Rex arms flailing and parading around in some circle jerk isn't going to win you jack schitt!

Acting like that just makes you appear weak, scared and incapable. I don't care what either...so we'll just check all the boxes on you.

When you decide to act like John Wayne maybe you might get some respect, but this cute little bitch party isn't winning anyone over.

Nut up or shut up.

Who.... hurt you?

Did they say it was your fault?

you sound like you need a big ol' hug. I'm sure if you look around long enough, you'll find someone who doesn't view you as used goods who will grudgingly give you a 1 arm quick hug...
Peckerhead Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
..1 arm reach around more like it.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Maybe 2
jjanecka Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Matter of fact just choke on DMV horsecôck. Ole Z is coming with the van soon; we're gonna learn you good.
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
ddragggon wrote:
Who.... hurt you?

Did they say it was your fault?

you sound like you need a big ol' hug. I'm sure if you look around long enough, you'll find someone who doesn't view you as used goods who will grudgingly give you a 1 arm quick hug...


Silly noob thinks he's going to get cred here with his captain save-a-ho lines.

S#17 don't work here bro, now go give TW a 2 arm reach around.
ufifteen Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2009
Posts: 13
imahammer wrote:
I am having the same problems and I won't order anything else. Go to Best Cigar Prices.com


Yeah okay, that place is a crap stain and nobody should even go near it.
elRopo Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Imahammer = Ima spammer?
ddragggon Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
bgz wrote:
Silly noob thinks he's going to get cred here with his captain save-a-ho lines.

S#17 don't work here bro, now go give TW a 2 arm reach around.

Oh my, I'm supposed to care what random penile implants on the internet think of me? Well hell, I didn't know.

I must know how to properly internet! Tell me your secrets! I'll pay for the plethora of knowledge you have rattling around in your head! I will do literally anything.... Well, almost anything. If you tell me to get in a van, I want to see the candy up front.... Fool me once, shame on me....

bgz Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
ddragggon wrote:
Oh my, I'm supposed to care what random penile implants on the internet think of me? Well hell, I didn't know.

I must know how to properly internet! Tell me your secrets! I'll pay for the plethora of knowledge you have rattling around in your head! I will do literally anything.... Well, almost anything. If you tell me to get in a van, I want to see the candy up front.... Fool me once, shame on me....



Wow, this guy is already wanting to jump in a van for candy!

Maybe I was wrong about you, you'll probably fit in around here, lol.

As far as the penile implants thing goes (you new breed of whiny noobs come up with the stupidest s#17)...

Better to be the one doing the work than the douche stuck on clean up duty.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
ddragggon wrote:
Oh my, I'm supposed to care what random penile implants on the internet think of me? Well hell, I didn't know.

I must know how to properly internet! Tell me your secrets! I'll pay for the plethora of knowledge you have rattling around in your head! I will do literally anything.... Well, almost anything. If you tell me to get in a van, I want to see the candy up front.... Fool me once, shame on me....



Order more cigars....maybe you get 1 secret.
teedubbya Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I just want my 2 handie.
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
You want a two handie..?? Dream on... maybe that little dude that was trying to steal Drew Barrymore's breath could get both hands on it... but he got chopped up and stuff. .. I think you're outta luck... Mellow
cameroon Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
RobertHively wrote:
Bumble Bee Tuna,

Thank you. But, it's just not the sameSad


At this point it's casting pearls to swine. I left a few spares lying around in another thread. Regular service will resume when Cbid normalizes at latest
RoosterCogburn Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 09-08-2015
Posts: 24
DrMaddVibe wrote:
You think we let just anyone run through our wires?

Come in here with your little girl shrieks, T-Rex arms flailing and parading around in some circle jerk isn't going to win you jack schitt!

Acting like that just makes you appear weak, scared and incapable. I don't care what either...so we'll just check all the boxes on you.

When you decide to act like John Wayne maybe you might get some respect, but this cute little bitch party isn't winning anyone over.

Nut up or shut up.



Oooooo, I'm feelin' froggy. I'll be your Huckleberry.
RoosterCogburn Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 09-08-2015
Posts: 24
DrMaddVibe wrote:
You think we let just anyone run through our wires?

Come in here with your little girl shrieks, T-Rex arms flailing and parading around in some circle jerk isn't going to win you jack schitt!

Acting like that just makes you appear weak, scared and incapable. I don't care what either...so we'll just check all the boxes on you.

When you decide to act like John Wayne maybe you might get some respect, but this cute little bitch party isn't winning anyone over.

Nut up or shut up.



Oooooo, I'm feelin' froggy. I'll be your Huckleberry.
KingoftheCove Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
cameroon wrote:
At this point it's casting pearls to swine. I left a few spares lying around in another thread. Regular service will resume when Cbid normalizes at latest

Very good call.
You can't expect to work in this chaos.
smarqu 10 Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2013
Posts: 3
I won a bid over a month ago. I called 3 weeks ago and was told computer problems but my cigars would ship soon with no shipping charges. Still on cigars. I have called several times and never get through. I have sent emails and no reply. Are they still in business?
DrafterX Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
No
.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
DrafterX wrote:
You want a two handie..?? Dream on... maybe that little dude that was trying to steal Drew Barrymore's breath could get both hands on it... but he got chopped up and stuff. .. I think you're outta luck... Mellow



Trump has small hands
dstieger Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
smarqu 10 wrote:
I won a bid over a month ago. I called 3 weeks ago and was told computer problems but my cigars would ship soon with no shipping charges. Still on cigars. I have called several times and never get through. I have sent emails and no reply. Are they still in business?

http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-get-over-it-day-march-9/

thx, tony
Stinkdyr Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
If you NOOBS would cough up the extra $$ to become PLATINUM members.....
then you wouldn't have these issues.

CHEAP BASTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herfing
KingoftheCove Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
Stinkdyr wrote:
If you NOOBS would cough up the extra $$ to become PLATINUM members.....
then you wouldn't have these issues.

CHEAP BASTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herfing

Stinky!
Now you're just taking advantage of Z's mom being over worked.
Don't get too cocky............DaMarie is back from vacation I think.
ddragggon Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
bgz wrote:
(you new breed of whiny noobs come up with the stupidest s#17)...

Any dumb@ss can change 1 letter in the f#ck word, to get around the lang#age filter.... But, that's lazy, un-creative, and literally pisses in the eye of the forum moderators. Sure, you're complying with the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the rule, which is keep this place of business clean, and civilized, a welcoming place for people who are new to cigars to come and learn from those who have a lot of knowledge in these things.

Instead, a couple of old-hat "Been around the block a lot" forum members have decided this is their personal club. Anyone who hasn't posted here more than 250,374 times is automatically a stupid whiny n00b who needs to be yelled at until they quit coming to CBID. Way to help with their revenue stream guys, and encourage new people trying to join in on a hobby you enjoy. Perhaps if these same masters of the forum universe were creative enough to actually be worthwhile trolls, it would at least be entertaining. instead, once they've exhausted their collection of stolen quotes, and are about to degrade into "my daddy can beat up your daddy," they throw up a signal flare, and call in a few other veterans to come help destroy this individual who came here for assistance, and to learn. After that, they voltron up into an Ouroboros style man-train of continuous circle jerking, while high fiving and patting each other on the backs with the same smegma encrusted crotch grabbers they were just using to massage their neighbors prostate.

So, while my "s#17" might not be the same low brow, un-creative garbage you're used to chugging down like ManDingo's 3rd leg, I would argue it is no less stupid than the cookie cutter n00b call-outs you projectile vomit all over this website.


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