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THANK GOD THEY FOUND TIME TO BAN ME
cameroon Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Because, you know, with website dysfunction, missing cigars, cancelled orders, black box of communication, and just general meltdown, that they had spare time to go out of the way restores my sense of law and order and faith in the milk of the human spirit.

Anyway noops, please form an orderly line, first come, first served, only one per customer:

CigarTard
UNCLEKISSER
cornhole4u
circleherf
Kneel'N'Bob
bunlord
SpermDiver

Tip of the hat to SMOKEYOU for handling "Trannypants" in my absence.

- yr faithful servant, c
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
LOOK AT ME!!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
Tail, put your pants back on please...
tamapatom Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
What transgression was worth banning???? I thought the ban was lifted! Will you resume your job as name giver or is that banned too?
Peckerhead Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
I'm betting anything the "c" is for c*nt.

Talk about whiney.
cameroon Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Peckerhead wrote:
I'm betting anything the "c" is for c*nt.

Talk about whiney.


Well Prissy, if things had been in normal operation, you wouldn't have heard a peep out of me. I enjoyed my vacation in silence during the "f-ckedmydad" debacle.

It's the whole "fiddling while Rome burns" thing I find ludicrous.

P.S.: Noop.
ovid Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2017
Posts: 141
They have the time to ban people but not to post updates on this forum. Real class cbid
Peckerhead Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
Kinda ironic, getting razzed ain't it?

Look who's acting all noop and sh|t.

..too funny.

Laugh
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,603
Smokeyou handing out Trannypants was most definitely a pinch hit grand slam.
Applause
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,603
ovid wrote:
They have the time to ban people but not to post updates on this forum. Real class cbid

You sir, are starting to figure this place out..............slowly.
Bannings are always a top priority............your cigars............second or third priority.

Fortunately, La Princessa's ban hammer software runs on a private server, in her kitchen.
So............tread lightly.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
How is anyone being banned right now? I mean, whoever is reading this from cbid, i don't wanna tell you how to do your job, but EVERYBODY TO THE PACKING LINE NOW!
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,603
opelmanta1900 wrote:
How is anyone being banned right now? I mean, whoever is reading this from cbid, i don't wanna tell you how to do your job, but EVERYBODY TO THE PACKING LINE NOW!

Informants...................we know who they are................the usual suspects...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Even so, all hands to the packaging line means all hands to the packaging line... and that means there should be no time for bannings, no time to check messages from informants, no time to scratch your ass... you clock in, you package orders, you clock out, and that's your life...

When you f*ck the dog the way cigarbid has, you do everything you can to fix it as quickly as possible... customer service should be ashamed at themselves....
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
opelmanta1900 wrote:

When you f*ck the dog the way cigarbid has, you do everything you can to fix it as quickly as possible... customer service should be ashamed at themselves....



Ashamed?
Only if they don't learn something from this debacle.
If they do, then they'll emerge stronger.

this is business, folks.
Things like this happen from time to time.
There are risks involved. Some sensitive snowflakes might actually leave.
But the only way to live risk free is to never change anything.

Deal with it folks.
It's a hiccup. A bump in the road. An ugly wart. A step-sister's kiss.
At the end of the day, you get your discounted cigars a week later than normal.
Boo freakin hoo.

opelmanta1900 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
if you got ugly warts from kissing your step sister, you and sis should probably both go to the clinic...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
and imagine if any other #1 online purveyor of "fill in the blank" pulled this stunt... it would be chaos...

think of how you and your step-sister would feel if www.step-incest.com ever crashed...
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Welcome back Cameroon- we missed the renaming and the noobs are pouring in.
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