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Hey TW..
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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Can I borrow Louie-dog for awhile..?? Thinking about doing the Iditarod next year... I think we could win it and be famous and stuff. ... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
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Sure. His only request is that he gets to sleep inside and you have plenty of pupperoni.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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Ok... I gotta locate a few more sledn puppy-dogs.. I'll lrt you know... ThumpUp
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted:
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He also demands to be the lead dog since he is the first to join and the following dogs get pooped on and stuff..... he has really bad gas though
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
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My puppy-dog will be the lead dog... I already promised her. .. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted:
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he's out
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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OhMyGod



damn... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
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nobody puts Louie in a corner
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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What if they both run up front..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
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nope. Louie doesn't compromise. Besides he's got an offer on the table from the Make Siberians Great Again team sponsored two large donors looking for a way to launder money..
DrafterX Offline
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Ya, well that team sucks... he really needs to sign onto the Drafter's Hounds if he wants the trophy.. so far I've got a Golden a great Dane and a Boston terrier signed up.... we got this... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
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Put a female French poodle in at lead dog and watch those boys run
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted:
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I don't know, supposedly team Siberia has a Malamute ringer.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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They might think so.... it'd be a shame if it got knee-capped right before the race tho... Anxious
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Are the poor dogs gonna have to haul your fat azz? Or are you going to find someone of a more diminutive girth to drive the sled?
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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Im gonna lose some weight right before the race... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I love where this is going...
Mattie B Offline
#18 Posted:
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Drafter you just gave me an outstanding idea for a side gig.

It's time to put our girth to work for us.

We should become sled dog trainers for the teams.

Those dogs would be in tip top condition after pulling us around through the mud( no snow in the Sip).

I keep looking for a financial gain for shopping in the Husky section....I think we have found it. (See what I did there with that word...made me laugh).
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted:
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I think both of you should keep getting fatter and until you could just wedge yourselves in the goal and become the best NHL goalies ever!

teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted:
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As for Louie he's the lead. Eat his Turds 💩
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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No way man...Not talking
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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What, you don't like hockey ?
JadeRose Offline
#23 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Can I borrow Louie-dog for awhile..?? I just got a new jar of peanut butterMellow







Don't do it, Tee. Louie-dog deserves better than that
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted:
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freak... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#25 Posted:
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That reminds me or a porno I saw...
A ftm preop tranny had a bunch of gay puppy boys... it ended with him spreading a bunch of peanut butter on his snatch....
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted:
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You watched it to the very end huh..?? Mellow
Abrignac Offline
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victor809 wrote:
That reminds me or a porno I saw...
A ftm preop tranny had a bunch of gay puppy boys... it ended with him spreading a bunch of peanut butter on his snatch....


Freak

~ Drafter
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
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Drafter Louie Dog might PM you and change his mind. What brand do you buy?
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted:
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Poor Louie-dog... why would you teach him such a thing like that..?? Sad
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted:
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How to PM? I got sick of doing it for him.
JadeRose Offline
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victor809 wrote:
That reminds me or a porno I saw...
A ftm preop tranny had a bunch of gay puppy boys... it ended with him spreading a bunch of peanut butter on his snatch....





Snatch is such an ugly word. Round here, we prefer clam.
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted:
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Fair enough... on his hairy clam...
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted:
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freaks.. Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#34 Posted:
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Is Drafter trans? Congrats on the new clam, Drafter!
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted:
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Think of Drafter worked for Reeses. How would peanut butter clam cups go over?
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted:
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You guys always gotra gay stuff up...Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#37 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
You guys always gotra gay stuff up...Not talking



True true... you peanut butter up one transgender clam and are labeled for life


I'm sorry
victor809 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Is it gay if you've got a clam? I don't know all the rules as well as you do...
teedubbya Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Is it gay if you've got a clam? I don't know all the rules as well as you do...



Well technically if its the peeled bananna tucked in surgery then yea I think it would still be ghey
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted:
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So, Jade's a queer..?? Huh


Seems like I heard that somewhere. .. Mellow
JadeRose Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
So, Jade's a queer..?? Huh


Seems like I heard that somewhere. .. Mellow




Not me. I like clams
teedubbya Offline
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JadeRose wrote:
Not me. I like clams



even if they used to be an outie?
JadeRose Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
even if they used to be an outie?




I guess it would depend on the brand of peanut butter
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted:
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What kind do you queers like..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#45 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
I guess it would depend on the brand of peanut butter



true true

choosy drafter's choose jif.... but something tells me Drafter isn't choosy so it's prolly skippy or more likely peter pan
JadeRose Offline
#46 Posted:
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Drafter seems like a Goober man. That stuff that's half PB and half jelly
teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted:
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He swings both ways huh?
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted:
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I just wanted to race with the puppy-dogs.... Sad
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I just wanted to race with the puppy-dogs.... Sad

and where did that get ya?
DrafterX Offline
#50 Posted:
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No where... I was gonna lose weight and start working out too...
Oh well.... Sad
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