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Last post 7 years ago by elRopo. 17 replies replies.
Here is where all you noobs complain
corey sellers Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Herfing

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Peckerhead Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
I'm not really one to complain, this seems like such a friendly and auspicious place IMO, nothing but the kindest of sorts here...
elRopo Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Feel the love.
corey sellers Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
I just reached down and pulled my pants up cause the shiat is getting deep in here already and there is this smell in here
elRopo Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
There are only about 25 people still alive east of the Mississippi since the nuclear meltdown in PA.
I and my men are here to take charge and restore order. My name is Major Ropo and the remainder of my men will be along shortly to assist you. Do you have any cigars????

The "Old Man in the Cave" says they are contaminated and must be destroyed.

Place them in air tight containers and bring them to me for proper disposal.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
I will obey...
qmech Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Take us to your leader!!
qmech Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Cigars please sir can you spare a cigar ....the well is dry sir...

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That felt good but still no cigar!!
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Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
I sure did "pick one hell of a time" to replenish a COOLEDOR....

It's just a minor inconvience for me, though.

It's not like I still don't have 3 other COOLEDORS
2/3's to totally FULL.... WITH aging STICKS.

I WILL SAY THIS...

THE BIDS ARE WAY TO H.I.G.H. !!!!
These noobs have really *****ed up the
Old ( 2005-2015) normal 50%-75% off retail
Prices....

I have made OVER 200 + decent BIDS and only won
5 or 6...plus they breached the Thursday ship date so I'll get WACKED WITH TWO INFLATED" KICKBACKS FROM UPS" SHIPPING CHARGES....
OR
since everything is bonkers maybe I'll get it all in one
Order and save money.

I am only bidding on yard gars and plateauing
At $1.00 to $1.50 a stick bids...
If I see a great bargain on great $5-$9 sticks
Going for $2.50-$4.00 then I bid on them,
But that has been few and far between.
RoosterCogburn Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-08-2015
Posts: 24
^^^ income tax checks are in the mailbox. Hence the overbidding.
richokeeffe Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-07-2004
Posts: 7,020
corey sellers wrote:
I just reached down and pulled my pants up cause the shiat is getting deep in here already and there is this smell in here


There are just too many disturbing places I could go with a straightline like that.....

Guess you really are really enjoying bidding these days, huh?

Or were you pushing out another "why does CBid..." post into your toilet?
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I don't care what the old man says. I am smoking my cigars with no prob
ovid Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2017
Posts: 141
Well since we have been given a dedicated space to bitch I will indulge
My latest gripe about the meltdown is not having my order history show. I use this area to tell me how long my sticks have been in my humidor I like to let them rest anywhere from a couple of weeks to several months depending on the blend
I cannot function without this knowledge so I haven't gotten out of bed in two weeks.
The weight loss is welcome but the urine smell is getting a bit overpowering
RMAN4443 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
[quote=ovid]Well since we have been given a dedicated space to bitch I will indulge
My latest gripe about the meltdown is not having my order history show. I use this area to tell me how long my sticks have been in my humidor I like to let them rest anywhere from a couple of weeks to several months depending on the blend
I cannot function without this knowledge so I haven't gotten out of bed in two weeks.
The weight loss is welcome but the urine smell is getting a bit overpowering [/quote

Belongs in #firstworlproblems Herfing
elRopo Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Speyside wrote:
I don't care what the old man says. I am smoking my cigars with no prob

You should be okay as long as you're far enough away from cbid HQ. I heard it was a total core meltdown and air and water are contaminated within a thousand mile radius. All coms are still down.
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
That was one of my favorite episodes.
elRopo Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Speyside wrote:
That was one of my favorite episodes.

I always watch the Twilight Zone New Years Marathon, so many good ones.
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