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Where's Bloody..??
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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A bird-napper could be on the loose with some very valuable cargo.

Somebody apparently snatched a Humboldt penguin from its cage at a zoo in southwestern Germany, police concluded Monday, warning the bird could easily die if it's not returned soon.

Zookeepers at the Luisenpark in Mannheim noticed the penguin missing during a routine count Saturday of the South American birds -- about 20 in all, Deutsche Welle reported.


After a search of the grounds, zoo personnel found no signs that the flight-less penguin escaped or was attacked by another animal -- so police said it was stolen.


"We hope that the perpetrator's common sense prevails and that he quickly gives back the penguin," a police spokesman told the news agency.

Still, cops said the penguin had some identifying characteristics that could give it away. The bird had a chip implanted in its body and a number 53 on its wing.

The bird measured about 20 inches tall and weighed roughly 11 pounds, according to zookeepers.

Zookeepers were pleading for the return of the bird, saying that without its special diet and controlled environment it may not survive.

Film at 11.... Mad
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
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The only way he's returning it is pregnant.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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That Bassard..!! Mad
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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my chiken soup tastes funny
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
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was the chiken wearing a clown suit..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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yes...!
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
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THAT "PENGUIN" will be held for.....

$100 L.A.R.G.E. IN

R
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💰

By
BLOODY....

He...the PENGUIN ....

WILL weigh 11 pounds & 6 ounces
When BLOODY returns him after
He DEPOSITS "SIX LARGE LOADS" into
The penguins cavity....
DrafterX Offline
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The desperate search for a young penguin apparently stolen from a zoo in Germany reached a horrifying end Thursday, when the bird's carcass turned up nearby -- reportedly beheaded.


The Humboldt penguin vanished last Saturday from the Luisenpark in Mannheim. Officials there said all signs pointed to theft -- there was no indication the flightless bird escaped or was attacked by a wild animal.

The penguin's body appeared on a park fence near a parking lot, Metro reported. Police said they knew it was the missing animal, because it had a distinctive number 53 on its wing.


Whoever snatched the penguin probably discarded it, according to investigators. They said it wasn't clear whether the bird was killed at the parking lot or beforehand.

Prosecutors were looking for possible witnesses, police spokesman Michael Klump said.


Film at 11.... OhMyGod



Poor poor #53 penguin.... Crying

gummy jones Offline
#9 Posted:
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#53 was the cutest
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
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wasn't Herbie number 53..?? Think Think
tamapatom Offline
#11 Posted:
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Who stamps numbers on their victims before torturing and killing them?????........... Nazis
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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53 was Jewish?
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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OhMyGod


poor #53... Sad
gummy jones Offline
#14 Posted:
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a moment of silence for #53
Boo hoo!
Speyside Offline
#15 Posted:
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Frank, are you going to sit shiva for him?
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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I really should.
What would I serve for a penguin buffet?
MACS Offline
#17 Posted:
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Sardines. Preferably fresh, and not canned.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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Think
I think like bear meat.. Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Somewhere, a poor fireman's hose got touched by bloody.
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted:
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Careful. If you say his name three times in to a mirror a chicken gets choked
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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Somebody musta said it a bunch of times to get #53 beheaded.. poor #53.... Sad
RMAN4443 Offline
#22 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Somebody musta said it a bunch of times to get #53 beheaded.. poor #53.... Sad


Is beheading your penguin the "new" choking your chicken?? Think
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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I don't think so. .. but it's prolly code for somethin. .. Mellow
Speyside Offline
#24 Posted:
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Gefilte fish Frank. Probably Lox too.
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted:
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Tacos... Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#26 Posted:
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I heard he spends most of his time jerking off behind a dumpster downtown.
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted:
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^ lies......

He likes taking part in a "sausage link" with a submissive Jackson Pollock finish.
watchurai Offline
#28 Posted:
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For the record: Neither I nor my company Supplied bloody this bird. No matter what drafter heard.

Sad to se that his obsession has moved in such a ....... chilling direction. Herfing
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
a moment of silence for #53
Boo hoo!


Herbie never talked.
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted:
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Poor #53.... Sad
gummy jones Offline
#31 Posted:
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Crying
Mr. Jones Offline
#32 Posted:
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***ATTENTION ALL F.O.G.'s***

A CROS AND BLOODY SIGHTING @
The Timonium RAINFOREST CAFE...

DRINKING FROM ONE GLASS WITH
DOUBLE STRAWS...

A triple REDRUM PUNCH...

BOTH EATING CALAMARI WITH CHOP STICKS
Wearing PLASTIC LOBSTER BIBS...

BLOODY picked up the tab...
THEN CROS CHOKED HIS CHICKEN
IN THE PARKING LOT, UNDER THE STARS...
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted:
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I know Bloody. No way he picked up the tab.

Fake News strikes again!
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted:
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And that wasn't calimari
DrafterX Offline
#35 Posted:
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Monkey brains..?? Huh
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