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Last post 7 years ago by Burner02. 10 replies replies.
Just some humor I came across today . . .
bs_kwaj Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
http://www.wiseoldcurmudgeon.com/?q=node/3

One example:


FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?
bs_kwaj Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
It takes your food seven seconds to get
from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's p enis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,799
Applause Applause Applause
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
Laugh
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Both funny
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
lol
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I pulled out the ruler. It's not true. :(
dstieger Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
jjanecka wrote:
I pulled out the ruler. It's not true. :(



Your ruler isn't lying. It is just presenting you with alternate facts.
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
LOL
Burner02 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,876
Funny!
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