America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 4 years ago by gummy jones. 102 replies replies.
3 Pages123>
WANT TO 2-for-1 TRADE (OR WHATEVER) MEDIUM STRONGS FOR SAME or MACANUDOs
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 2:21 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Up for trade are 49 Medium-to-Full strength cigars, offered for 24 of yours or whatever (send private message). I have the following:

4 L'Atelier Maduro MAD56 5.5" x 56
5 L'Atelier Maduro MAD54 4.5" x 54
14 Joya de Nicaragua Antano Dark Corojo Peligroso 5 x 44
16 Heisenberg Perfecto 5 3/4 x 44/52/46
3 Quesada Oktoberfest Obskur 6.7" x 56
2 Quesada Oktoberfest Das Boot 6" x 52 Belicoso
5 Luchador El Hombre 5.0" x 54

The above are all #1 merchandise, all genuine, all purchased from Cigarbid.com except for the Heisenbergs, which I got from a leading, well-known cigar reseller. All have been carefully and properly stored @ 67-70% humidity, 70 degrees F. Nothing wrong with them, just not my preference.

Bought during the first quarter of 2016. I offer them to you because Cigarbid.com and another leading, well-known cigar reseller will not accept them as returns, as they were purchased more than 10 days ago. They've cracked down on returns. They are well-rested and ready to smoke.

I want any combination of 24 of the following (listed in order of preference):
1. Padron MADURO 2000, 3000, 4000, 5000, 6000, or Executive
2. Torano Master Maduro Toro Gordo (5.5" x 54)
3. Torano Master Maduro BFC (Gordo, 6.0" x 60)
4. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Torpedo (6.0" x52)
5. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Toro (6.0" x 52)
6. Sam Leccia Luchador El Gringo Chin Music (Toro, 6.0" x 48)
7. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Robusto (5.5" x 50)
8. Macanudo Cafe (not Maduro), Hyde Park or longer, minimum ring gauge 46, max 55, minimum length 5.5".
MUST BE TOP QUALITY.

If you prefer, propose other term$ and condition$.
Send me a Private Message

-- Dave Hull
High Point, North Carolina
LetsRock Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 2:41 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
The Cocoa Kid wrote:
Up for trade are 49 top-notch, tasty Medium-to-Full strength cigars, offered for only 24 of yours. I have the following:

4 L'Atelier Maduro MAD56 5.5" x 56
5 L'Atelier Maduro MAD54 4.5" x 54
14 Joya de Nicaragua Antano Dark Corojo Peligroso 5 x 44
16 Heisenberg Perfecto 5 3/4 x 44/52/46
3 Quesada Oktoberfest Obskur 6.7" x 56
2 Quesada Oktoberfest Das Boot 6" x 52 Belicoso
5 Luchador El Hombre 5.0" x 54

The above are all #1 merchandise, all genuine, all purchased from Cigarbid.com except for the Heisenbergs, which I got from JR. All carefully and properly stored @ 67-70% humidity, 70 degrees F. Nothing at all wrong with them, just not my preference.

Bought during the first quarter of 2016. I offer them to you because Cigarbid.com and JR will not accept them as returns, as they were purchased more than 10 days ago. They've cracked down on returns, and my loss can be your gain! The helpful Damarie of Cigarbid.com suggested I post them on the trade board, so, why not?

That's right, you get a TOTAL of 49 cigars. To receive them by return USPS Priority Mail, send me only 24 of the following cigars, in any combination. They are (listed in order of my preference:

1. Padron MADURO 2000, 3000, 4000, 5000, 6000, or Executive
2. Torano Master Maduro Toro Gordo (5.5" x 54)
3. Torano Master Maduro BFC (Gordo, 6.0" x 60)
4. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Torpedo (6.0" x52)
5. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Toro (6.0" x 52)
6. Sam Leccia Luchador El Gringo Chin Music (Toro, 6.0" x 48)
7. Rocky Patel The EDGE MADURO Robusto (5.5" x 50)

YOU MUST CALL BEFORE YOU SEND ANYTHING-- to make sure they're still available, and to get the address to ship to!
HURRY-- "winner take all." Look forward to talking to you.

Thanks for reading this.

Dave Hull
(336) 250-3869
High Point, North Carolina (EDT)

P.S. I'll even cover your postage cost! I'll return to you, in the form of post-office fresh U.S. postage stamps, what you paid to ship your cigars to me!












I will venture a guess that you will be shipping first if anyone takes you up on this offer as a first post.

Popcorn
mikey1597 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 2:46 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
This is a joke right?
mikey1597 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
First off you used a sub-competitors name,,,,,,, WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!



and


you put your number phone number for all the pervs here to call.


and it's better to introduce yourself first before you jump into a trade, just cuz
SMOKEYOU Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:03 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
Just smoke it yo!
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:13 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Go on the full site and edit your post by deleting the competitors name. That is against forum rules.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:17 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
mikey1597 wrote:

you put your number phone number for all the pervs here to call.



you don't think people would use that number to visit porn sites and stuff do ya... Anxious
dkeage Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:30 PM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,149
Anybody call him yet.....Brick wall
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
I woulda but I don't have any L'Ateliers or Heisenbergs... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:42 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
For the first time ever maybe, I wish I had a box of RP's.

Good luck with the trade, OP. BTW, I think you're making a mistake.
gummy jones Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:44 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
All I have are all these extra opus if that is okay.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:04 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Hi gang,
Thank you for the comments and feedback.

Regarding the post, it is NO JOKE. It's a bona fide offer-- and it seems to me an excellent one at that! One can either get rid of cigars one doesn't want that's on my list, or, if one doesn't have any of them, one can score the 49 cigars on my list for about $2.00 per stick! Here's how:

Buy 24 of the least-expensive cigar on the list from Cigarbid.com-- which happens invariably to be Luchador El Gringo Chin Music, which one can buy FOR A SONG on Cigarbid.com-- say, a box of 21 and a five-pack. For the box, see:
http://www.cigarbid.com/...l-gringo-chin-music-21/
For the 5-pack, which go for more/stick than the box, see:
http://www.cigarbid.com/...r-el-gringo-chin-music/

Send 24 to me, and keep 2 to try! If you haven't tried Luchador El Gringo Chin Music and you're into Nicaraguan medium-fulls, you're in for a treat.

I scored a box of them in February for $64.00. See http://www.cigarbid.com/Auction/Lot/2224239. 5-packs should be able to be had for about $25.00, usually less, but that's what the last 5-pack went for (more and more afictionados have discovered this wonderful new cigar).

Therefore, for $89.00 plus shipping from Cigarbid of what? -- let's say $8-- one would have $97.00 in goods, and turn around and parlay those into a stash of 49 good cigars-- at about $2.00/stick! NO JOKE.

Or, if that's too convoluted, you can send me a private message to propo$e other term$ and conditionS.

Regarding sending cigars to me, a newbie-- as a stamp dealer and EBayer who frequently ships by mail, I have more than a passing familiarity with things postal. Among them:
1) Mail fraud is a FELONY that is taken very seriously. Neither I, nor, I believe, the customers of Cigarbid.com reading these words, are stupid criminals.
2) One can send the package USPS Priority Mail, which comes with a tracking number. If the package goes "missing," the USPS WILL TRACK IT DOWN. One can also insure the shipment, so if the shipment is "lost," one can collect the insurance money. One can even send it Certified Mail Return Receipt Requested, if one prefers a belt-and-suspenders approach.
I'll be sending the 49 cigars USPS Priority Mail, insured.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:12 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Hey gang-- quite right about the mentioning of competitors being against forum rules-- sorry, Rookie mistake! I have edited the post and deleted the name of the competitor.
dstieger Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:17 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
ThumpUp
mikey1597 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:24 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Welcome old man, USAF vet here too.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:31 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
The Cocoa Kid wrote:
Hi gang,
Thank you for the comments and feedback.

About me-- 64-year-old man, Methodist, USAF veteran, pretty much retired, but still fooling around with my stamp dealership (stamps for collectors). Daily line-up is roughly 1) Macanudo Hyde Park, 2) Kismet, 3) HC Black Maduro, 4) either Luchador El Gringo Chin Music or Torano Master Maduro, 5) Torano Master Maduro, 6) Padron 3000 Maduro; and, if there's a 7), Rocky Patel The Edge Maduro (either fumas or regular), or Padron 3000 Maduro. What else do you want to know?

Regarding the post, it is NO JOKE. It's a bona fide offer-- and it seems to me an excellent one at that! One can either get rid of cigars one doesn't want that's on my list, or, if one doesn't have any of them, one can score the 49 cigars on my list for about $1.78 each! Here's how:
Buy 24 of the least-expensive cigar on the list-- which happens invariably to be Luchador El Gringo Chin Music, which one can buy FOR A SONG on Cigarbid.com-- say, a box of 21 and a five-pack. Send 24 to me, and keep 2 to try! If you haven't tried Luchador El Gringo Chin Music, you're in for a treat.

I scored a box of them in February for $64.00. See http://www.cigarbid.com/Auction/Lot/2224239. 5-packs should be able to be had for about $15.00. Therefore, for $79.00 plus shipping from Cigarbid of what? -- let's say $8-- one would have $87.00 in goods, and turn around and parlay those into a snatch of 49 good cigars-- at $1.78 each! NO JOKE.

Regarding the concerns for my privacy online-- use of phone number, etc.--thank you. Guess I'm a trusting, naive soul. If a crackpot calls me, won't be the first time!

Regarding sending cigars to me-- as a stamp dealer, I have more than passing familiarity with things postal. Among them:
1) Mail fraud is a FELONY that is taken very seriously. Neither I, nor, I believe, the customers of Cigarbid.com reading these words, are stupid criminals.
2) One can send the package USPS Priority Mail, which comes with a tracking number. If the package goes "missing," the USPS WILL TRACK IT DOWN. One can also insure the shipment, so if the shipment is "lost," one can collect the insurance money. One can even send it Certified Mail Return Receipt Requested, if one prefers a belt-and-suspenders approach.
I'll be sending the 49 cigars USPS Priority Mail, insured.


I'm thinking "stash" might have been a better term...
SMOKEYOU Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:44 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
Snatch, who doesn't like snatch?Frank don't tell me? Just kidding stash is gooder.
gummy jones Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:45 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Snatch of cigars?
Something smells fishy...
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 5:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Goodness... Nothing fishy!
Take a look at my feedback on eBay. User names: davehull and stampsarecool. Go to my website: www.hullstamps.com. I'm even an Eagle Scout! Call
Cigarbid.com and ask them if my credit is good and verify that I'm a real person. Are references or something else required for this forum?

Do any trades ever occur in this forum? If so, how? Please tell me. Is my offer too good to be true or something?
.... Jeeezzz-- All I want to do is get rid of some cigars I don't want, in exchange for some cigars I do want. This isn't a big deal or rocket science, is it?cigars

P.S. eBay is not a competitive website-- cigars can't be listed on eBay.
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 5:40 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
Yeah I've NEVER seen cigars on E Bay!

Is this a LAN line or a cell phone number? Just curious.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 5:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
The trade may happen. That's why we're all here. We just want to see who is going to take the hook!
mikey1597 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Cocoa, don't let them rile you,,,,,,,,, just havin fun. If I had what you are wanting I'd hit you up.

By the way, waffles or pancakes?
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Mikey1597, waffles 5-6x/week at Waffle House. Along w/4 scrambled eggs whites and about 10-12 cups of coffee. And you?
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Mikey1597, waffles 5-6x/week at Waffle House. Along w/4 scrambled eggs whites and about 10-12 cups of coffee. And you?
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:37 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
Waffles are for alternate lifestyle commies.

PANCAKES RULE!

I was gonna do the trade and send you some special koobans, but you're dead to me now.

Good day sir.
Palama Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:37 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
TCK, aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

Although the pancakes or waffles question is age old, the better indicator question is:

One-Ton Chips or Wun Tun Strips?
























The rest of you guys - Shhh
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:38 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Now I'm curious-- why does it matter whether it's a cell # or a land line # ? It is not a LAN #; Haven't signed up for VOIP for my LAN.
gummy jones Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:41 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Because my uncle is a Malaysian prince who needs a trustworthy person to hold onto some cash until he can get out of the country
SMOKEYOU Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:42 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
I'm pretty sure this guy wanted to trade with you!
http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:43 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Paloma, aloha. Hope to take my bride to Maui next year! Love Lahaina. Love both kinds of chips! If I had to choose one, tortilla. BION, Chili's!!
Palama Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:44 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
gummy jones wrote:
Because my uncle is a Malaysian prince who needs a trustworthy person to hold onto some cash until he can get out of the country


Hey, I've got an uncle that's a Malaysian prince too! Wow, we might be cousins or sumting (...oh Gawd, no! Not talking )
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:45 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Gummy Jones, lol !
gummy jones Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:45 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Or brothers
Anxious
Palama Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:46 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
The Cocoa Kid wrote:
Paloma, aloha. Hope to take my bride to Maui next year! Love Lahaina. Love both kinds of chips! If I had to choose one, tortilla. BION, Chili's!!


Oh, a regular traveler to Hawaii I see...hardly anyone knows the difference between the two. Okay, I'll let you go for now.... Whistle
Palama Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:47 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
gummy jones wrote:
Or brothers
Anxious


I may have to jump off the Pali if that's true! BARF!
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:47 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Ok, I've got one. Miley, r u a turtle?
tamapatom Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:48 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
gummy jones wrote:
Or brothers
Anxious

OR SISTERS.....
Palama Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:50 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
tamapatom wrote:
OR SISTERS.....


I think I'll push you over the Pali instead! horse
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:50 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Panama, haven't been to Hawaii since 1988, but my bride has NEVER been.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:52 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Make that Palama!
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 6:54 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
It's a good thing this here Torano Master Maduro BFC lasts a while....
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:03 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
ZRX, you call ME a commie and then want me to trade for commie Cuban cigars?????!!!!! Never have, never will until commits r gone. Pay closer attention! I'm an old vet!
mikey1597 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:05 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
The Cocoa Kid wrote:
Ok, I've got one. Miley, r u a turtle?



ummm, not that I know ofThink
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:07 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
SMOKEYOU, I TRADE WITH ALL COMERS....
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:08 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Miley, check with anybody you served with who served in The Pacific....
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:09 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Make that Mikey! Sorry. I'm typing on a phone.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Meanwhile... It is early evening in beautiful North Carolina... The sun has set and gone, and Gracie is perched on a strategic corner of the deck, surveying the yard for any size prey that she could devour-- part pointer, part lab, some Dobie in there someplace, the kennel guy tells me. The opposums have not come around yet. That will be in July, when the persimmon tree bears its fruit. She has actually killed one of them. The rest have played dead, and have walked away.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Meanwhile... It is early evening in beautiful North Carolina... The sun has set and gone, and Gracie is perched on a strategic corner of the deck, surveying the yard for any size prey that she could devour-- part pointer, part lab, some Dobie in there someplace, the kennel guy tells me. The opposums have not come around yet. That will be in July, when the persimmon tree bears its fruit. She has actually killed one of them. The rest have played dead, and have walked away.
The Cocoa Kid Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 12-02-2015
Posts: 55
Meanwhile... It is early evening in beautiful North Carolina... The sun has set and gone, and Gracie is perched on a strategic corner of the deck, surveying the yard for any size prey that she could devour-- part pointer, part lab, some Dobie in there someplace, the kennel guy tells me. The opposums have not come around yet. That will be in July, when the persimmon tree bears its fruit. She has actually killed one of them. The rest have played dead, and have walked away.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
I heard it was a beautiful early evening in North Carolina

I heard it was a beautiful early evening in North Carolina

I heard it was a beautiful early evening in North Carolina

And stuff
Users browsing this topic
Guest
3 Pages123>
Back to Top