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DrafterX Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 1:50 PM EST
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I don't know much about butt tools and stuff, but it seems to me a well whittled stick or a rock would accomplish the same thing... Mellow
Propadope61 Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 2:18 PM EST
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You know more than your letting on
sd72 Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:03 PM EST
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Jesus dude. Wittled stick? So you sit there and think about shoving it in a deers butt while you wittle it? You sir, discust me.

FREAK!!
DrafterX Offline
#104 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 3:06 PM EST
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no way man... Not talking Not talking I've never done it.. I'm just saying a dude could prolly save a few bucks if he needed to... Mellow
Propadope61 Offline
#105 Posted: Thu, Apr 28 2016, 4:12 PM EST
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Hole saw and drill.
Buckwheat Offline
#106 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 8:38 AM EST
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Propadope61 wrote:
Hole saw and drill.


Because those would be easy to lug around while hunting. And don't forget about the cleanup of said tools. fog
DrafterX Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 8:40 AM EST
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maybe a pine-cone... Think
Propadope61 Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 9:32 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Because those would be easy to lug around while hunting. And don't forget about the cleanup of said tools. fog

You bring your deer to the camp and work from there.
DrafterX Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 1:25 PM EST
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well, I guess that would be easier than going out into the woods trying to find some deers... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 4:23 PM EST
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is this the new Butt Hole 500?
Mattie B Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 4:46 PM EST
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I'm just geeking out because a thread with my name has busted 100 posts!
Burner02 Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 6:00 PM EST
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Would have thought TW would have played the wrong forum card by now.
Mattie B Offline
#113 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 6:23 PM EST
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TW doesn't throw shade on me
frankj1 Offline
#114 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 6:53 PM EST
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I'll help ya Mattie...


114!
Mattie B Offline
#115 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 7:18 PM EST
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My Jewish brother from another mother.

Thanks frank.
frankj1 Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 7:26 PM EST
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LIKE!!!
Propadope61 Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Apr 29 2016, 10:24 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
Would have thought TW would have played the wrong forum card by now.

see post 97

this is a cigar related thread
Burner02 Offline
#118 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 6:18 AM EST
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Propadope61 wrote:
see post 97

this is a cigar related thread




You are still full of sh t.


Herfing
Propadope61 Offline
#119 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 6:25 AM EST
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You use said product in picture to butt out your cigar.
Dig hole in ground with product. insert cigar in hole in ground. Cover hole.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
Burner02 Offline
#120 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 6:48 AM EST
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Propadope61 wrote:
You use said product in picture to butt out your cigar.
Dig hole in ground with product. insert cigar in hole in ground. Cover hole.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES



Sounds like a lot of work and one should not be smoking while deer hunting anyway.
Mattie B Offline
#121 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 8:11 AM EST
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I knew an old man that smoked constantly while deer hunting. Crazy thing is he killed some big deer.



I just remembered, everyone called him Smokey.
Propadope61 Offline
#122 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 8:34 AM EST
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I always smoke cigars deer hunting.
Never bothers them. They actually investigate.
Burner02 Offline
#123 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 8:42 AM EST
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I'm sure they do.
frankj1 Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 10:19 AM EST
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they prolly died of second hand smoke related cancer.
Mandoman Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 10:41 AM EST
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Coupla questions -

Mattie, how well did it fit? Did the red squirrel object?
Mattie B Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 2:22 PM EST
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Hush Mando,

Don't forget I rescued you in a time of need!! You don't bite the hand that feeds.


And I thought we were buddies.
Propadope61 Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 5:15 PM EST
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Not Mando

He will play the crip card
DrafterX Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2016, 5:52 PM EST
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Thinking a beer bottle would work in a pinch. ... Mellow
Mandoman Offline
#129 Posted: Sun, May 1 2016, 3:29 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
Hush Mando,

Don't forget I rescued you in a time of need!! You don't bite the hand that feeds.


And I thought we were buddies.

Yes, you did, and as I said then, thank you.
And we're the best of buddies.
If I offended you, I'm sorry!





















If I didn't, I'll try harder next time!
Mattie B Offline
#130 Posted: Sun, May 1 2016, 4:31 PM EST
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Please try harder.


I don't know that a true bud, like you, could offend me.


It's all good my friend
teedubbya Offline
#131 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 7:01 AM EST
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Drafter sure gives a lot of thought to what he intends to insert in to bung holes. Cruz would disapprove.
Propadope61 Offline
#132 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 8:05 AM EST
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I think he tries his ideas first before publishing results
Mandoman Offline
#133 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 1:49 PM EST
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I'm still wondering why is this in the "Cigar Related" picture post?

I've heard of dog rockets, but is somebody looking for white tail robustos?
teedubbya Offline
#134 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 4:45 PM EST
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Because traditionally Mattie jams his cigar in the area this tool is sposed to go before he smokes it.
DrafterX Offline
#135 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 5:10 PM EST
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that sick bassard... Not talking
Propadope61 Offline
#136 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 6:36 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Because traditionally Mattie jams his cigar in the area this tool is sposed to go before he smokes it.

That's just to mark the cut lineThink
Mattie B Offline
#137 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 7:22 PM EST
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It's a technique similar to how TW likes to get a beer buzz. He explained it all to me in a PM.

See by funneling alcohol directly into the anus, the alcohol is absorbed without filtration of the liver. Thus giving TW a quicker beer buzz with , what he calls, "a hoppy fizz butt".

I'm told the same method can be used for a nicotine rush.
teedubbya Offline
#138 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 7:34 PM EST
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And Mattie enjoyed the run off. His favorite team is the ass strohs
frankj1 Offline
#139 Posted: Mon, May 2 2016, 7:40 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
It's a technique similar to how TW likes to get a beer buzz. He explained it all to me in a PM.

See by funneling alcohol directly into the anus, the alcohol is absorbed without filtration of the liver. Thus giving TW a quicker beer buzz with , what he calls, "a hAppy fizz butt".

I'm told the same method can be used for a nicotine rush.



fify
DrafterX Offline
#140 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 7:32 AM EST
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freaks... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#141 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 3:42 PM EST
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https://vimeo.com/143992720
DrafterX Offline
#142 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 3:44 PM EST
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Scared
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 4:06 PM EST
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that was really mattieB in the video
Mattie B Offline
#144 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 8:18 PM EST
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I refuse to look.


But I assure you it wasn't me
frankj1 Offline
#145 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 8:39 PM EST
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Mattie, you lost weight!
Mattie B Offline
#146 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 8:55 PM EST
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Well that would be a good thing.
frankj1 Offline
#147 Posted: Tue, May 3 2016, 9:29 PM EST
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you're alright, bud.
teedubbya Offline
#148 Posted: Wed, May 4 2016, 4:17 PM EST
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call him pumpkin not bud
Propadope61 Offline
#149 Posted: Wed, May 4 2016, 5:46 PM EST
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But
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Never mind
Mattie B Offline
#150 Posted: Wed, May 4 2016, 8:39 PM EST
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If y'all can't tell, TW has developed a bit of a "man crush" on me.



It's nice to have fans, but it's starting to weird me out.
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