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wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 7:06 PM EST
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Oreo cookies are the pinnacle of all Cookiedom...

Oatmeal cookies are for queers...


wheel,,
critter2 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 7:19 PM EST
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oreos are for little girls with their glass of milk.

oatmeal cookies give you something to think about after your second cup of coffee in the morning
wheelrite Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 7:50 PM EST
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critter2 wrote:
oreos are for little girls with their glass of milk.

oatmeal cookies make you think about gay homo sex



um,
ok...

Anxious
wheel,
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 7:55 PM EST
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My moms homemade oatmeal raisin cookies will make you want to wipe your azz with oreo's.


Ron
wheelrite Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 7:57 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
My moms homemade oatmeal raisin cookies will make you want to wipe your azz with oreo's.


Ron


Ron Ron Ron,,,

do you kiss your Mom with that potty mouth ??

d'oh!
wheel,
dpnewell Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:26 PM EST
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You have to love Oreo cookies. High fructose corn syrup, soy, and everyone's favorite GMO "plastic", high oleic canola oil. They pulled out the transfat, and replaced it with another frankinfood. Yum, yum. But then again, everyone could use a little more fatty tissue surrounding their vital organs.
wheelrite Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:29 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
You have to love Oreo cookies. High fructose corn syrup, soy, and everyone's favorite GMO "plastic", high oleic canola oil. They pulled out the transfat, and replaced it with another frankinfood. Yum, yum.


yes !

as opposed to GMO Oats , Raisins ,bleached sugar and fake vanilla extract ?

doh !d'oh!

please

wheel,
edin508 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:40 PM EST
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Oreo's for the win! And not the double stuff or any of the other varieties, the original. And milk is needed, it's a match made in heaven.
But I do like a good oatmeal raisin cookie too. Nice and soft, with a cold glass of milk too, oh yeah.
dpnewell Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:40 PM EST
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#7 My oatmeal cookies are made from non GMO sorghum/brown rice and flax seed flour, coconut palm sugar, non-sorbate chopped prunes, non GMO, certified gluten free oats, real Madagascar vanilla, brown rice protein, and a "butter" blend made from sunflower, flax and olive oils.

But that's OK, you folks keep eating those fake, lab produced "foods".
wheelrite Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:44 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
#7 My oatmeal cookies are made from non GMO sorghum/brown rice and flax seed flour, coconut palm sugar, non-sorbate chopped prunes, non GMO, certified gluten free oats, real Madagascar vanilla, brown rice protein, and a "butter" blend made from sunflower, flax and olive oils.

But that's OK, you folks keep eating those fake, lab produced "foods".


Oreos taste better,,,

sorry,,
nice try,,


wheel,
sd72 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:46 PM EST
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Both suck.

White chocolate macadamia. You're welcome
edin508 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:48 PM EST
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No
dpnewell Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:53 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Oreos taste better,,,

sorry,,
nice try,,


wheel,


Taste is relative, dude. Ever since I've cut the crap out of my diet, Oreos taste like sickly sweet plastic. But then again, that's pretty much what they are.
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:53 PM EST
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The proper answer to this question is:

Ummm, what cookies are you talking about? I see no cookies, oreo or otherwise.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:54 PM EST
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I hate the "stuff" in the middle of Oreos. Anyway, Oreos are store-bought and oatmeal are soft & warm from the oven with pecans and cranberries in them...mmmmmmmmmmmm!! Plus they come with a bowl of cookie dough. Drool
jackconrad Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:55 PM EST
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WAFFLES !
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:56 PM EST
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What if they're home-made oreos?

Why are we assuming these aren't those cheap @ss oatmeal cookies you get in vending machines? (also tasty, for the record)....
dpnewell Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:57 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
The proper answer to this question is:

Ummm, what cookies are you talking about? I see no cookies, oreo or otherwise.


Maybe Wheel could instagram us a photo of his oreos and milk mustache. Naw, that would just be gross.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:58 PM EST
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If they're homemade then they'd be "chocolate sandwich cookies," not Oreos. Oreos come in a crinkly plastic package in the Wal-mart cookie aisle. I suppose the oatmeal *could* be store-bought as well... but I still want the kind that comes with cookie dough.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 8:59 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Maybe Wheel could instagram us a photo of his oreos and milk mustache. Naw, that would just be gross.



Not until his pus-bubble heals, thank you.






ALTHOUGH... the infection reaching his brain WOULD explain an Oreo preference. Hmmmm...Think








And, for the record, molasses crinkles and sour cream snickerdoodles are the pinnacle of all cookiedom.
victor809 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 9:00 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Maybe Wheel could instagram us a photo of his oreos and milk mustache. Naw, that would just be gross.


That wasn't a picture of his oreos and milk mustache he showed you... he'd just given pedro his bonus.
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#22 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 10:29 PM EST
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Both have their time and place but if I had to pick one, this pretty much sums it up

DaQueenBeez wrote:
Oreos are store-bought and oatmeal are soft & warm from the oven with pecans and cranberries in them...mmmmmmmmmmmm!! Plus they come with a bowl of cookie dough. Drool


Not sure about the cranberries only because I haven't tried it yet. That is probably a key... homemade allows you to experiment while Oreos will always be Oreos
DaQueenBeez Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 12:02 AM EST
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I jike the flavor of cranberries/craisins better than raisins, but raisins are good, too.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 12:03 AM EST
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I love oreo's but I know I shouldn't...

Oatmeal Raisin has always been my least favorite cookie... and after I did a brief stint in the raisin industry last year, raisins are among my least favorite foods in the world...

You want to talk about a food that is completely microbiologically safe while still being among the most chemically dangerous foods available, raisins are it... they stack bins of raisins on top of each other, put them in a tent (not unlike tenting a house for termites) and then pump in the chemicals... for every three months that the raisins stay at the plant, another round of chemical fumigation takes place...

DP - I feel for ya... I would challenge anyone to go on a diet like yours for 30 days and then try to return to eating all the processed, packed-with-sugar foods we are used to in today's society... nothing will taste right... I went sugar-free (everything but fruit sugar) when I first dated my now-wife... when I quit that diet, everything with even a tiny amount of sugar tasted disgustingly sweet to me...
snowwolf777 Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 7:59 AM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
#7 My oatmeal cookies are made from non GMO sorghum/brown rice and flax seed flour, coconut palm sugar, non-sorbate chopped prunes, non GMO, certified gluten free oats, real Madagascar vanilla, brown rice protein, and a "butter" blend made from sunflower, flax and olive oils.

But that's OK, you folks keep eating those fake, lab produced "foods".



Sound good DP. What are they, about $200 a dozen to make? Think It sounds like you're hitting every row at Ho Foods.
I'm going back over to the medical marijuana thread to talk about Twinkies. Frying pan
JadeRose Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 8:11 AM EST
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If we are talking about the pinnacle of cookie-dom. It's the tollhouse choc chip. Nothing else even comes close. If you think otherwise, you are wrong and probably retarded. Not saying other cookies are bad....but this is the BEST.
dpnewell Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 8:17 AM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
Sound good DP. What are they, about $200 a dozen to make? Think It sounds like you're hitting every row at Ho Foods.
I'm going back over to the medical marijuana thread to talk about Twinkies. Frying pan


Online, Trader Joe's, Costco, Sams and Walmart. Whole Paycheck is way too expensive for a poor sap like me. Probably closer to a buck a dozen, which makes them about the same price (if not cheaper) then the store bought frankinfoods. Just like with cigars, you have to know when and where the deals are.
wheelrite Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 8:19 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
If we are talking about the pinnacle of cookie-dom. It's the tollhouse choc chip. Nothing else even comes close. If you think otherwise, you are wrong and probably retarded. Not saying other cookies are bad....but this is the BEST.


Hey ya homo, we're debating Oreos VS Oatmeal...
RodneyB Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 8:19 AM EST
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The only you Brand you should buy is the Grandma Cookies and if you haven't you will thank me later.
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#30 Posted: Sun, Aug 18 2013, 8:26 AM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
oatmeal are soft & warm from the oven with pecans and cranberries in them...mmmmmmmmmmmm!! Plus they come with a bowl of cookie dough. Drool


WINNER!!! There's nothing left to say...well, except this.
madspackler Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Aug 19 2013, 10:11 AM EST
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Slap a slab of good vanilla ice cream between two oversized oatmeal cookies, wrap in cling warp and freeze for a few hours. Awesome ice cream sandwich.
Bitter Klinger Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2013, 7:45 PM EST
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Faux news reports double stuff oreos have now been found to contain less than double the stuff - film at 11.

Finally, a news story they can sink their teeth into...BaDum Shhh
riverdog Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2013, 8:04 PM EST
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Oatmeal cookies in any guise for me, from the cheap storebrand iced to corner bakery to homemade. Love em all.
bs_kwaj Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2013, 12:37 AM EST
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Oreo Cookie Conspiracy Outrage!!

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/08/20/fox-news-shepard-smith-investigates-oreo-cookie-conspiracy/

d'oh!

oops.. just saw the post #32.
bs_kwaj Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 2:23 PM EST
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Oreo Cookie Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs6Mpq_iufA

SRV and Lonnie Mack
fishinguitarman Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 2:40 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
Both suck.

White chocolate macadamia. You're welcome






Some just came outta the oven.....time for a glass of milk...
KingoftheCove Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 3:27 PM EST
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oreos aren't cookies...............
they look like cookies.................but .................they're not
MACS Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 3:57 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Oreo cookies are the pinnacle of all Cookiedom...

Oatmeal cookies are for queers...


wheel,,


Chocolate Chip Cookies rule!!

But an Oreo double stuff will do in a pinch.
DadZilla3 Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 4:18 PM EST
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Home made pecan sandies. And no, not the urban dictionary kind. Shame on you
smokestaxx Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 5:19 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Oreo cookies are the pinnacle of all Cookiedom...

Oatmeal cookies are for queers...


wheel,,

You must really like oatmeal cookies then....Flapper
MACS Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 5:44 PM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
You must really like oatmeal cookies then....Flapper


HA!!

I got chocolate chip cookies in the oven. This thread inspired me. They'll be done in 6 minutes.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Aug 25 2013, 6:14 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
HA!!

I got chocolate chip cookies in the oven. This thread inspired me. They'll be done in 6 minutes.



Waiting patiently, glass of cold milk in hand...
jpotts Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Aug 26 2013, 7:47 AM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Oreo cookies are the pinnacle of all Cookiedom...

Oatmeal cookies are for queers...


wheel,,



So, what you're saying is that you envy Oreo cookies, but you eat Oatmeal cookies anyways?

Freud could have easily made his career on you alone...
jpotts Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Aug 26 2013, 7:49 AM EST
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Oreos are Ok. They are what they are.

Oatmeal cookies are complex, meaning they can be great, or taste terrible. A good Oatmeal Cookie will beat the crap out of an Oreo any day of the week.

Unfortunately, there are so very few good Oatmeal cookies out there...
dpnewell Offline
#45 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 4:20 PM EST
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I just baked a big batch of gluten free Oatmeal Pumpkin cookies, with pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, shredded coconut and pumpkin seeds. Awesome.
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#46 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 4:33 PM EST
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Oreos suck.



I'll pass on the schit ingredients.


Oatmeal please.
kombat96 Offline
#47 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 5:07 PM EST
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Oatmeal cookies are fat ppl approved.
ZRX1200 Offline
#48 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 5:11 PM EST
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EVERY COOKIE is fat ppl approved!
cacman Offline
#49 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 7:20 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Oreo cookies are the pinnacle of all Cookiedom...

Are you kidding??? This actually sounds good to you?
Quote:
SUGAR, ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), HIGH OLEIC CANOLA OIL AND/OR PALM OIL AND/OR CANOLA OIL, AND/OR SOYBEAN OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORNSTARCH, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN (EMULSIFIER), VANILLIN - AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE. CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOY.


Nabisco is supplied by Monsanto.

The Oreo filling doesn't add up:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/21/us/oreo-high-school-experiment/index.html?hpt=us_c2

I'll take a fresh made oatmeal cookie any day instead of an over-processed thing called an Oreo.
dpnewell Offline
#50 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2013, 7:36 PM EST
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Quote:
SUGAR, ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), HIGH OLEIC CANOLA OIL AND/OR PALM OIL AND/OR CANOLA OIL, AND/OR SOYBEAN OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORNSTARCH, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN (EMULSIFIER), VANILLIN - AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE. CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOY.



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