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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:01 PM EST
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I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron
King Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:03 PM EST
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LOL! classic post...
wheelrite Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:05 PM EST
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I don't know nothing bout birthing no babies...
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:06 PM EST
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Ron, I've heard it be said that having a child is tantamount to passing a painful stone.


Fernando
Ay caramba not again!
mikey1597 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
grmcooper Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:09 PM EST
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Ron gave birth to fuzz?

OUTRAGE!
jackconrad Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:15 PM EST
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I've fallen and i can't get it up..
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:20 PM EST
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No I think Ron is saying he'd rather get kicked in the nuts than give birth to Fuzzy.
kcramer Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:22 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron

I like your point and agree with your findings. I may be using this post as an argument in further discussions with your permission Sir.
Whistlebritches Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:30 PM EST
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kcramer wrote:
I like your point and agree with your findings. I may be using this post as an argument in further discussions with your permission Sir.



Go for it..........I suggest you only present this to the male persuasion however.Dem womans do love to argue.


Ron
smokestaxx Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:37 PM EST
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thats some deep chit right there, and i agree.
itsawaldo Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:46 PM EST
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Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:50 PM EST
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They do in Georgetown.
dubleuhb Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 1:56 PM EST
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Deep thoughts gone ghey.
bloody spaniard Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 2:14 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
They do in Georgetown.



Applause

Not to get too far off subject but there appears to be a rupture fad among doofusses on the internets. Good way to be disfigured for life.ThumpUp
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 2:54 PM EST
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dubleuhb wrote:
Deep throats gone ghey.

Eh?
lou2row Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 4:56 PM EST
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I'm just tired of them coming up and wanting to touch my belly.

It's beer and food, dammit!

But I have pooped things as big as a baby. I think women should try a couple cups of coffee first and take a magazine in to the delivery room. Works for me.
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 5:10 PM EST
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itsawaldo wrote:
Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?


Maybe in some Leftist homes, it is a race. The first one that touches it gets to abort it.
Mrs.Tank Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 5:20 PM EST
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itsawaldo wrote:
Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?


Cause you'd enjoy it too much?
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 5:33 PM EST
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^ HAHAHA- in Waldo's defense, I don't think he enjoys it as much any more.
roadkill1450 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 8:47 PM EST
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My wife is looking at my like I am a mad man as I sit here and Laugh my a$$ off.
engletl Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 8:55 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron


agreed
SamWidge Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 9:41 PM EST
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Freaking hysterical! Thanks for the laugh :-)
wheelrite Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 9:43 PM EST
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you guys have never a had a chick you don't know stroke your junk out of admiration, really ?

wow,,,,
Ilovetosmoke68 Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 10:31 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron


Were you on the crapper? That's the only place that I am inspired to think so clearly.
wheelrite Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Sep 30 2012, 10:40 PM EST
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Ilovetosmoke68 wrote:
Were you on the crapper? That's the only place that I am inspired to think so clearly.


no,
he inadvertantly took a blue pill, got a boner and pleasured himself while posting this,,,
thurson Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Oct 1 2012, 12:13 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron


ROFLMAO!!!

Damn you Ron, I damn near coughed up a lung. ram27bat
jnichols Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Oct 1 2012, 3:54 PM EST
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Applause LOL Classic
daveincincy Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Oct 1 2012, 4:08 PM EST
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If anyone finds themselves in a position to engage in such conversation (birth pains vs. kick to crotch) please feel free to post your findings in here. I'd like to know how it turns out. LOL I know I'll be looking for the opportunity. Whistle
moonman Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2012, 5:58 PM EST
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I will volunteer to kick Ron in the nuts! fog
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 4:30 PM EST
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Should you ever expect a straight answer from a homosexual? Think
moonman Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Oct 9 2012, 5:35 PM EST
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Not sure? d'oh!
lou2row Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Oct 9 2012, 8:13 PM EST
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The title is "deep thoughts". You stopped at one Ron. Either call this deep thought, or come up with some new meaningful horseshat!
Whistlebritches Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Oct 9 2012, 10:20 PM EST
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lou2row wrote:
The title is "deep thoughts". You stopped at one Ron. Either call this deep thought, or come up with some new meaningful horseshat!


OK

Tonight I was wondering what penguin coochee might feel like.I think it's much easier to get blown by a seal but.........................................


Ron
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#35 Posted: Tue, Oct 9 2012, 10:25 PM EST
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Thanks to testicular torsion in middle school, I have a trump card to play anytime a woman complains about labor pains.
Palama Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Feb 6 2024, 10:43 PM EST
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It’s been a few years. Got Deep Thought #3 yet? Laugh
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