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Caught Completely by Surprise!!!
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peanut Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 3:46 AM EST
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Completely out of the blue, without any warning...BAM...McBryde decides I needed a little care package. WTF? This is the most strange package I have ever received from a dude!! What exactly are you saying here? Here is what I find inside:

Pair of Rubber Gloves...Um? O..K... whip
Old Ratty Corncob...WTF??? Scared
Bottle of Jack Daniels...That'll Work!!
A Mess O' Jelly Beans...Like Those Too!!
Shaving Gel...Uh Huh.
2 Razors...Got it...Goes with above listed item!
Some Zip Ties...For the Corncob???
Sunflower Seeds...Cool, little snack while fishing!!!
144 Bottle Rockets...Little Late but WTF...I'll shoot 'em anyway!!
A Really Cool Pen...Me Likey
2 Awesome Wine Stoppers...Wow, These are awesome!!
A 2 in 1 V-Cutter...Sweet
A Cable Lock and Key...This may come in handy.....For something!

Then he hits me with a mess of sticks!!

Partagas Black Classico (I Think)
Cuban Legacy (K. Hansotia)
Puros Indios Viejo – You know I actually like these!!!
La Herencia Cubana Salamon
Paratagas Cienfuentes
Gurkha Expedition
5 Vegas 'A'
Leon Jimenes Pyramid
AB Maxx Torpedo
Tat Red Robbie
A little unbanded cigarillo
And the kicker here......A …...Wait for it..Sarcasm ....Swisher Sweet!!

Well, Thanks a Bunch there McBryde,,,,That was truly unexpected and caught me completely off guard. But now I get to add you to my Radar!!! ram27bat
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sd72 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 2:41 PM EST
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are the wine stoppers homemade?
kombat96 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 2:47 PM EST
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thats some fun chit, nice random mix
peanut Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 2:51 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
are the wine stoppers homemade?


He said he turned them himself. Way Cool ThumpUp

Mrs.Tank Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 3:03 PM EST
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maybe the gloves are to use while using the corn cob....
elk hunter Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 3:23 PM EST
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!
dstieger Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 3:37 PM EST
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Mrs.Tank wrote:
maybe the gloves are to use while using the corn cob....



....or the PI
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 3:39 PM EST
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Its an Arkansas date kit.

I'm glad I'm not the only 1!
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 4:39 PM EST
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LMAO! That's awesome!
rwilly Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 4:45 PM EST
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Awesome McBryde!

Starting off strong, me like!

Applause Applause Beer Applause Applause
m j toal Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 11:46 PM EST
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Sorry,

but this pic has a hint of sadomasochism.

Or looks like evidence from a crime scene.Think

Anyway........ the smokes look good.




Mike Hunt
McBryde Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 11:50 PM EST
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Is there any other way to bomb someone than completely random? Bombing out of the blue! Hopefully there is some stuff in there you can smoke, let smoke, or make smoke out of.

Enjoy,

Emerson

p.s.- The cigarillo is a backwoods, and I figured it and the swisher could be for the mooches that come over and don't know what they are smoking anyway, LOL.
05busa Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 12:17 AM EST
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i got one pretty much the same.........whats up with the extra house key??
MIKEHARV Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 4:37 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
i got one pretty much the same.........whats up with the extra house key??

Maybe it’s like the Oprah show and he’s giving everyone on CBID a new house
mikey1597 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 6:06 AM EST
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Dang, Thats a whole friggin week-end of fun in a box.Beer
skinnykenny Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 9:01 AM EST
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Herfing Herfing Herfing Just noticed your corncob is slightly bent. "Curved for pleasure." Think Think Think Herfing Herfing Herfing
05busa Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 10:03 AM EST
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HeHe
portercolin51 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 1:03 PM EST
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wow that reminds me i need a new gun lock
05busa Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jul 8 2011, 3:55 PM EST
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Hehe
McBryde Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 12:49 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
whats up with the extra house key??


I'm sending your mom's house key back, tell her I don't want it anymore! Sarcasm

LMAO, it was just toooooooooooooo easy to pass up Busa!

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Cousin Vinny Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 1:03 AM EST
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McBryde wrote:
I'm sending your mom's house key back, tell her I don't want it anymore! Sarcasm

LMAO, it was just toooooooooooooo easy to pass up Busa!

E



OUCH ,, BUSA's gonna kick your ass
McBryde Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 12:34 PM EST
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Ahh, it was just a joke, Busa isn't that thin skinned I hope.

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05busa Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 2:57 PM EST
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Thanks for the giggle,but u probably saw my mom more than i did the last few yrs
NYYankees Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 4:29 PM EST
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The worse thing of the lot? Certainly the buttered popcorn Jelly Belly beans. I would gladly take the corn cob over those nasty things.
05busa Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 4:32 PM EST
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but they are boozeBeans
DaQueenBeez Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 5:47 PM EST
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...Busa... thin skinned????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch - I'll poke him with this fork right now ((( poke))) See? Nothing. He didn't even notice...





There are a LOT of questions that I refuse to ask about the contents of this package....
EXCELLENT TARGET, though!
05busa Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 7:14 PM EST
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Thanks for getting that pimple....i couldnt reach that monster
DaQueenBeez Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Jul 9 2011, 9:54 PM EST
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Good GRIEF - it blew like Mt. Vesuvius...NASTY...
05busa Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 12:17 AM EST
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i dont know that Mt but thanks anywho
McBryde Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 1:11 AM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
There are a LOT of questions that I refuse to ask about the contents of this package....
EXCELLENT TARGET, though!



That might be wise..........and thanks, I thought it was 4 pretty good targets also, you were going to be #5!

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05busa Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 2:35 PM EST
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Haaaa!!!
McBryde Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jul 11 2011, 3:45 PM EST
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