DrMaddVibe wrote:Let's see...something like..."The car is in a ditch...we're in drive and that begins with D...Reverse gear is R...R is the first letter of the word Republican...I'm still driving the car out of the ditch but I lost the 2 idiots that were riding shotgun...The enemies voted them out of power and relegated them to sideline cheerleaders now...Don't worry, I'm sure they will act stupidly and we'll all have a beer together...Praise Allah."
Next on Top Gear, our intrepid hero is given $30,000,000,000,000 and is challenged to buy a used ship of state and drive it from Kenya to Washington, D.C.